This Horrifically awful fanfic...

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

John Freeman backfliped out of the sky and landed besides Henry Freeman. Henry Freeman looked at John Freeman in the eyes and cry falled out and said ?Dad mom has dead?. John Freeman went sad at the ground then moved head real fast up.

?COMBINES YOU KILLD WIFE?? John Freeman said with growls.

?Yes John Freeman? the dark man said after ?Henry Freemans mom is shot in head? the dark man said again.

?I loved wife like sun raise... DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!? John Freeman ponted and yelled.

John Freeman jumpd in to sky with kicks and hit dark man and the dark mans mask ript off and John Freeman seed ugly Combine face but it looked like humen tooo. the dark man scrumbled back to Combines and Combines went to shoot John Freeman but Henry Freeman throwed granaid for John Freeman to shot them in faces.

This... this is so bad that it's a fucking work of art at the same time.

I half expected it to end with them throwing their clothes off and going at it.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Samus is Pregnant

Thank you, sir. I have lost nearly half of my brain cells after that.

Please tell me you just found that. PLEASE, for the love of Heaven, DON'T TELL ME YOU WROTE THAT.

Oh hell no I didn't write that.

Try "The adventures of light and dark Yagami" It's a deathnote fanfic which includes an "everything Note" And a character with a dick "As long as a bus and twice as wide"

Really? I thought it was a joke, but someone seriously wrote that?

-500 faith in humanity

But that was pretty funny, I'd love to see how an intergalactic pterodactyl alien could have sex with a human female...on second thought, no I wouldn't want to see that.

 

[thatstheguy]

Half Life Full Life Consequences: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

Someone should send this fanfic to Djy and make a spin-off out of it.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh the horrible sentence structure, I can't go on reading this slaughter of the English Language

 

[Always_Remain]

That was actually pretty funny. I was just shouting it in a silly voice and my friend was like "DA FUCK!?"

 

[Numb1lp]

I that was a parody, then it was actually pretty funny. If it was real fan fiction, then that person deserves a facepalm.

 

[Lavi]

My Immortal.

/thread

Celebrian, Subjugation, and Little Miss Mary.

/thread

 

[zombiejoe]

I loved this story
so funny

 

[sabotstarr]

that is the most amazingly retarded thing i have ever seen. I hope this guy gets his literary licence removed,or at least never give him one.

 

[Piecewise]

Samus is Pregnant

Thank you, sir. I have lost nearly half of my brain cells after that.

Please tell me you just found that. PLEASE, for the love of Heaven, DON'T TELL ME YOU WROTE THAT.

Oh hell no I didn't write that.

Try "The adventures of light and dark Yagami" It's a deathnote fanfic which includes an "everything Note" And a character with a dick "As long as a bus and twice as wide"

Really? I thought it was a joke, but someone seriously wrote that?

-500 faith in humanity

But that was pretty funny, I'd love to see how an intergalactic pterodactyl alien could have sex with a human female...on second thought, no I wouldn't want to see that.

Are you sure you don't want to see? I have pictures!

 

[Grand_Arcana]

-snip-

That's just dumb. Ridley doesn't wear clothes, how could he get naked?

I'm surprised you don't ask things like
"why are they at his parents house?"
"How exactly does one "make conversely"?"
"Why does it seem like this author was picking random descriptive words from the thesaurus?"

Yeah that too.

Spoiler

It was supposed to be a joke, but it kinda failed. Instead of being appalled by everything else in the fic, I pick on the one thing that really isn't a big deal. I obviously failed though, since I'm explaining the joke...

 

[FoOd77]

So, I clicked on a link to this "My Immortal" thinking it'd just be so bad it was funny, but oh lord... How I wish I had heeded your warnings, Escapists. It was without a doubt, the most mind-numbingly stupid thing I have ever seen in my life, words can not even begin to describe how horrified I was.

I think it's making me dumbe-HRK, BLAAAH! Graaaaaaaaaaagh!

soo did any of u gusy see twilite ne moon omg edward was so hot i wis a vampire wuld jsut bite me an turn me into one of tehm im so depresed nobody undersands me ur all jsut posrs u cnat undrstand my pain MCR ROX!!1!!

Oh god... It's begun, I'm becoming one of them. It's... T-to... Late for... Unnngh... *is now doomed to a life of shopping at Hot Topic, wearing black eyeliner, whining about non-existent problems, and writing unfathomably stupid fanfiction about Harry Potter in which the male leads are love interests. Also apparently turned into a girl in the process.*

Actually, come to think of it, 'My Immortal' seems almost too good to be true, or... Too bad to be true anyway. In fact, after reading through it, I can now say with utmost certainty that it's just a joke, nobody can possibly be that stupid. Besides, I'm not afraid to admit that I have years of Trolling experience under my belt, and recognize the work of another Troll. The give-away is the things she (or most likely he) writes between chapters, those stupid little shout-outs to her(his) other goth friends, the constant spelling errors are obviously intentional, because there are just too many, and the errors are just to horrible for anybody to actually allow, especially when said person has the time to actually see what they are typing out, it's not like their mashing away a short message in the pre-game lobby before a game of StarCraft, or writing a text. It's definately fake.

There are a few other signs a could write that point out the fakeness of it, but I don't want to make this post any longer, as it is, most people will just skip it for being too long.