Reading it is like being punched in the grammar.wouldyoukindly99 said:
Why oh why have you linked it? I am now compelled by some force I know not what to click the link and unleash the abomination upon my unwary mind!
This Horrifically awful fanfic...
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Why oh why have you linked it? I am now compelled by some force I know not what to click the link and unleash the abomination upon my unwary mind!
Samus is Praegnent
Samus and ridley had been going out for six months now. It was a conincedence, considering that most teenage relationships exist for 2 months, according to a video. Everyone was really suprised, because they hadn't expected the relationship to last so long. Not even sames or ridely thought it would last so loing, and that says things!
Right now, Samus and rildey were at Ridleys house. Ridleys parents werent at home because of a business trip and Samsu didnt have to be home until 1 o clock. Right now, it was only eleven thirty. They were on the couch and it was quiet.
"So Samus, what do you think of... uhh... world politics" Ridly made converesly.
"Ridley, I dont care about things like that." samus asserted
"Ah" Ridley admitted.
There was a kind oif silence that happens when people dont know what so say to each other in a relationship. But ridley has something on his mind.
"Uhh, Samus..." Ridley approached.
"Yes ridley?" Samus question answered
"You know how... welll... we've been going out for a long time, longer than the average, and well..."
"I agree" samus knodded.
"Well, you know how... uhhh... you see..." Ridley seemed unholy
"Ridley? I understand what you mean" Samus understood.
"Samus, are you sure about?" Ridley started, but It was too late. The train had started to rool, and it was impossible to stop. Teen hormones are a problem, an they can lead to more than is bargained for. Samus and Ridley found out the hard way.
Samus huigged ridley and kissed him. On the lips. Then ridley kissed her back. Samus then proceeded to take off her clothes so that she was now naked. Ridley did so as well. There was a second because it was akward to not have any clotes on infront of your siginaifcant other.
"Ridley are you sure about this" samus nudley pondered, but ridley answered by kissing her neck. Samus could not take it anymore because there was much sexual tension. She grabbed oto ridley and started to sex him up. Ridley was going insane and could barely handle the pressure. This continued, until they broke down all berriers and began to have sexual intercourse. They lovemade for 10 minutes, but it was over far too quickly than it had started. Too quick for comfort, as Samus was soon to learn.
The hard way.
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The next morning Samus wasnt sure where she was./ Then she remembered that she was at ridleys house. Then she noticed that she was in ridleys bed. then she noticed that she was naked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Samus woke up the whole neghborhood.
"Samus, is something wrong?" Ridley noticed as he qoke up. "OH NO!" he fearfully exclaimed.
"Ridley, what if... if..." Samus worried. Ridley was cooler and didnt loose his cool.
"Do, its ok. My friend told me that it cant happen the first time, so never worry. Its ok," Ridley acsertained.
"Uh... okay..." Seamus tried to convince herself. After all, who doesn't think it could happen it could happen after just one time? Unfortunately, they were dead wrong.
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It had been some weeks and Samus was at Helens house. Mandy and 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 were there too. It was the morning, and Samus was feeling a little sick. The problem was, everyone else was healthy in her friends and family, so it wasnt likely the cold or the cholera. Something was up, and Helen was about ready to explode.
"Samus, I think we have an emergency!" Helen imploded.
"Ok Ok, calm down" Mandy controlled. She was the kind of girls who could keep their cool in a disaster. "Samus, we are all worried, but theres only one wayt o be sure," implied mandy.
Samus looked at her feet. "But where do I get one on those?" Samus speculated.
111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 broke the silence. "I have one," 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 made known. She reached in her black handbag and picked up a small wrapper with something in it. Evereyone was shrouded in disbelief.
111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, why do you have a praegnency test in your pocket?" Helen posed. Everyone except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 thought it was a reasonable question.
111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 rolled her eyes. "Dude, I have a life you know," 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 controversially declared."
"Ok then" Helen calmed down. The only way to be safe is well... Samus are you ready?" Helen pried.
Samus was not ready, but it was the only way she could be safe. "Ok." samus decided. "Its time."
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Samus was in Helen's bathroom. She couldn't believe this was happening. Ehat if... NO! SHE WASNT GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Samus tried to calm down but it was too hard. Only 2 minutes... 1 minute...
Samus held her breath and took a look. "Oh. Oh no. No No No" Samus distruseted. "Say it ain't so..."
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Somewhere in the town a phone was ringing. It was ridley's cellphone. Ridley picked it up. "Hello?" Ridley answered. He was confused because on the other end of the phone there was silence. Then he heard Samus say four words that would change her life.
"Ridley... I'm pragenent."
Samus and ridley had been going out for six months now. It was a conincedence, considering that most teenage relationships exist for 2 months, according to a video. Everyone was really suprised, because they hadn't expected the relationship to last so long. Not even sames or ridely thought it would last so loing, and that says things!
Right now, Samus and rildey were at Ridleys house. Ridleys parents werent at home because of a business trip and Samsu didnt have to be home until 1 o clock. Right now, it was only eleven thirty. They were on the couch and it was quiet.
"So Samus, what do you think of... uhh... world politics" Ridly made converesly.
"Ridley, I dont care about things like that." samus asserted
"Ah" Ridley admitted.
There was a kind oif silence that happens when people dont know what so say to each other in a relationship. But ridley has something on his mind.
"Uhh, Samus..." Ridley approached.
"Yes ridley?" Samus question answered
"You know how... welll... we've been going out for a long time, longer than the average, and well..."
"I agree" samus knodded.
"Well, you know how... uhhh... you see..." Ridley seemed unholy
"Ridley? I understand what you mean" Samus understood.
"Samus, are you sure about?" Ridley started, but It was too late. The train had started to rool, and it was impossible to stop. Teen hormones are a problem, an they can lead to more than is bargained for. Samus and Ridley found out the hard way.
Samus huigged ridley and kissed him. On the lips. Then ridley kissed her back. Samus then proceeded to take off her clothes so that she was now naked. Ridley did so as well. There was a second because it was akward to not have any clotes on infront of your siginaifcant other.
"Ridley are you sure about this" samus nudley pondered, but ridley answered by kissing her neck. Samus could not take it anymore because there was much sexual tension. She grabbed oto ridley and started to sex him up. Ridley was going insane and could barely handle the pressure. This continued, until they broke down all berriers and began to have sexual intercourse. They lovemade for 10 minutes, but it was over far too quickly than it had started. Too quick for comfort, as Samus was soon to learn.
The hard way.
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The next morning Samus wasnt sure where she was./ Then she remembered that she was at ridleys house. Then she noticed that she was in ridleys bed. then she noticed that she was naked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Samus woke up the whole neghborhood.
"Samus, is something wrong?" Ridley noticed as he qoke up. "OH NO!" he fearfully exclaimed.
"Ridley, what if... if..." Samus worried. Ridley was cooler and didnt loose his cool.
"Do, its ok. My friend told me that it cant happen the first time, so never worry. Its ok," Ridley acsertained.
"Uh... okay..." Seamus tried to convince herself. After all, who doesn't think it could happen it could happen after just one time? Unfortunately, they were dead wrong.
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It had been some weeks and Samus was at Helens house. Mandy and 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 were there too. It was the morning, and Samus was feeling a little sick. The problem was, everyone else was healthy in her friends and family, so it wasnt likely the cold or the cholera. Something was up, and Helen was about ready to explode.
"Samus, I think we have an emergency!" Helen imploded.
"Ok Ok, calm down" Mandy controlled. She was the kind of girls who could keep their cool in a disaster. "Samus, we are all worried, but theres only one wayt o be sure," implied mandy.
Samus looked at her feet. "But where do I get one on those?" Samus speculated.
111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 broke the silence. "I have one," 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 made known. She reached in her black handbag and picked up a small wrapper with something in it. Evereyone was shrouded in disbelief.
111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006, why do you have a praegnency test in your pocket?" Helen posed. Everyone except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 thought it was a reasonable question.
111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 rolled her eyes. "Dude, I have a life you know," 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 controversially declared."
"Ok then" Helen calmed down. The only way to be safe is well... Samus are you ready?" Helen pried.
Samus was not ready, but it was the only way she could be safe. "Ok." samus decided. "Its time."
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Samus was in Helen's bathroom. She couldn't believe this was happening. Ehat if... NO! SHE WASNT GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Samus tried to calm down but it was too hard. Only 2 minutes... 1 minute...
Samus held her breath and took a look. "Oh. Oh no. No No No" Samus distruseted. "Say it ain't so..."
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Somewhere in the town a phone was ringing. It was ridley's cellphone. Ridley picked it up. "Hello?" Ridley answered. He was confused because on the other end of the phone there was silence. Then he heard Samus say four words that would change her life.
"Ridley... I'm pragenent."
I can't honestly say what hurts more, the knife being stabbed through me as I read this topic, or the fact that someone would bring up MY FUCKING IMMORTAL in this...*takes breath* My Immortal is a disgrace to humanity and the gods of ff.net. I actually think all Harry Potter fanfiction is complete bs...I stick with the anime fanfiction, a lot more fun to be had there.
It wouldn't be a crappy fanfic thread without the Ballad of Stalvern
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg
Then John was a zombie.
I also got around to reading that My Immortal thing...
When you read a text in which Dumbledore says ?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!? I don't know whether to call it awsume or maybe the fanfic is so bad I've developed a tumor in my brain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg
Then John was a zombie.
I also got around to reading that My Immortal thing...
When you read a text in which Dumbledore says ?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!? I don't know whether to call it awsume or maybe the fanfic is so bad I've developed a tumor in my brain.
I don't know what you guys are talking about, as this Bob guy sounds like one bad ************. Surely, his story must be echoed throughout the ages!
I've only read one actually enjoyable fan fiction called The True Emperor [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5134954/1/The_True_Emperor]. It made me think, which is all I need aside from the obvious stuff that something needs to be bearable.
Can all of you not see that the terrible-ness in all this guy's fics is intentional? This shit's hilarious. He's writing terrible, terrible fiction, and he knows it. Just take a step back and have a little fun.
After all:
"Everything was good. But then zombies come! The zombies and militarys and police first fought but there were too many zombies. The zombies were keep comings and biting people and people became zomiibies!"
Isn't that essentially the plot of L4D anyway?
After all:
"Everything was good. But then zombies come! The zombies and militarys and police first fought but there were too many zombies. The zombies were keep comings and biting people and people became zomiibies!"
Isn't that essentially the plot of L4D anyway?
That's just dumb. Ridley doesn't wear clothes, how could he get naked?Piecewise said:
Hey, can you send me a link to that? Your fanfic, not the yaoi.Joey245 said:
Sure thing:Grand_Arcana said:
A gallery of all the parts of the fanfic in proper order. [http://joey245.deviantart.com/gallery/#Kingdom-Hearts-Keyblade-Masters]
Yes, I realize that that is a LOT of chapters to get through. But in my defense, this has been an ever-continuing project since last summer, and it's still not finished. Read it if you've got the time, but if you don't, that's cool.
Since we have mentioned it a few times, its only appropriate to see the video...or rather, videos
No... no way this is serious. This has to be a joke... I mean... noone, not even the creator would think this is good right? RIGHT?!?!?!
