This Horrifically awful fanfic...

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Canadamus Prime

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Macksheath said:
canadamus_prime said:
Macksheath said:
canadamus_prime said:
If you ask me, "good fan fiction" is an oxymoron.
Its about as rare as a black and white TV, but they do exist. I actually found several to be funny. And then they got deleted. Damnit.
Nah, I still say it's an oxymoron. Fan fiction only comes in 4 varieties: Tolerable, Bad, Really Bad, and Horribly Awful.
A pity you missed the gems I found amongst the sewage and floating turds. But each to their own. I even saw one that could have passed for a novel. And it gor deleted by the writer because he hated it.
Well truthfully I haven't dared go near any fan fiction for many years. I just don't have any faith in a fan's ability to create anything good about whatever it is they're a fan of. I suppose I should allow for the possibility though, I do recall hearing a rumour that one of the Star Trek movies, I think it was Insurrection, was based on a fan fiction. Although I recall as part such same rumour that Berman and Co. fucked it up so bad that the original author washed his hands of the whole thing.
 

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mrhappyface said:
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I think my brain...has just...imploded *facepalm*

Seriously, did anyone look at his other ones? The grammar and spelling is just as bad and in his Call of Duty one, I think his main character is called Shampoo and he's a special forces ninja... I have nothing to say about that.
Shampoo is a special forces ninja? WTF are you serious!?
I didn't read too far into it cos it made my head hurt, but I did glean the words 'special', 'forces', 'ninja' and a couple of others that pertained to his ability to teleport or something...

OK, here's the link to it, don't say I didn't warn you...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5739859/1/The_Beta_Threat
 

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SICK0_ZER0 said:
John Freeman backfliped out of the sky and landed besides Henry Freeman. Henry Freeman looked at John Freeman in the eyes and cry falled out and said ?Dad mom has dead?. John Freeman went sad at the ground then moved head real fast up.
?COMBINES YOU KILLD WIFE?? John Freeman said with growls.
?Yes John Freeman? the dark man said after ?Henry Freemans mom is shot in head? the dark man said again.
?I loved wife like sun raise... DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!? John Freeman ponted and yelled.
John Freeman jumpd in to sky with kicks and hit dark man and the dark mans mask ript off and John Freeman seed ugly Combine face but it looked like humen tooo. the dark man scrumbled back to Combines and Combines went to shoot John Freeman but Henry Freeman throwed granaid for John Freeman to shot them in faces.
This reminds me of a Henry Rollins spoken word, where he talks about writing a movie script where English is the second, not-well-known language. "I enjoy much bad thrashings of band and smashing of head into table listening to record, setting heart on fire with much thrashing!"
 

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That's the same guy who wrote that COD fanfic featured in another tread. He's gotta be a troll writer.
 

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mrhappyface said:
Since I'm a L4D addict, i typed in Left 2 Die by accident and I came up with this. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736669/1/Left_2_Die_4ever
Damn, I wonder how people can write this kind of stuff.
It sounds like it was written by Master Chief from "Arby n' Chief" as in hilariously idiotic.
Julianking93 said:
Macksheath said:
My Immortal.

/thread
Should I know what that is?
Let's just say that getting past the first two sentences is an ordeal. If Stephanie Mayer suffered brain damage just after watching a Harry Potter movie marathon you would get "My Immortal".
 

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
Let's just say that getting past the first two sentences is an ordeal. If Stephanie Mayer suffered brain damage just after watching a Harry Potter movie marathon you would get "My Immortal".
But...she already suffers massive brain damage...
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
SICK0_ZER0 said:
John Freeman backfliped out of the sky and landed besides Henry Freeman. Henry Freeman looked at John Freeman in the eyes and cry falled out and said ?Dad mom has dead?. John Freeman went sad at the ground then moved head real fast up.

?COMBINES YOU KILLD WIFE?? John Freeman said with growls.

?Yes John Freeman? the dark man said after ?Henry Freemans mom is shot in head? the dark man said again.

?I loved wife like sun raise... DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!? John Freeman ponted and yelled.

John Freeman jumpd in to sky with kicks and hit dark man and the dark mans mask ript off and John Freeman seed ugly Combine face but it looked like humen tooo. the dark man scrumbled back to Combines and Combines went to shoot John Freeman but Henry Freeman throwed granaid for John Freeman to shot them in faces.
This... this is so bad that it's a fucking work of art at the same time.
Exactly. It's better when done as a dramatic reading.

Hey! Everyone! Look at this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULWgEnnmcv4

It almost makes you happy that horrible fan-fic was made.
 

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[quote/]It was scary, but everyone escaped! But there were peple who did not escapid![/quote]

...

Oh dear god.
 

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SICK0_ZER0 said:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1047027/squirrelking

There was a thread here. It's gone now.
I normally hate when people go /thread, but ya, squirrelking sums up just about everything that's bad about fanfiction.
Except maybe the porn ones. But those need no explaination for why they're bad.
 

RatRace123

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Well, I find all fanfiction to be a heinous abomination, so this is no big surprise to me.
 

Eggsnham

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This HAS to be a joke, if it's not a joke, my faith in humanity has gone down by several thousand points today.
 

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I...I don't know were to begin like is the person who wrote this even in Secondary school!
''Dam fukers has no guns'' I could have a seizure by just trying to read it because it is so bad.
 

JohnTomorrow

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RatRace123 said:
Well, I find all fanfiction to be a heinous abomination, so this is no big surprise to me.
Why do you find fanfiction heinous? Could you please explain?
 

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Julianking93 said:
wouldyoukindly99 said:
Let's just say that getting past the first two sentences is an ordeal. If Stephanie Mayer suffered brain damage just after watching a Harry Potter movie marathon you would get "My Immortal".
But...she already suffers massive brain damage...
Well, if she suffered more brain damage, it really has to be read to be believed.

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
 

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It's no Doom: Repercussions of Evil, that's for sure. Now there is a transformative work that really expands upon the full dramatic scope of the original text and takes it to the next level.
 

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JohnTomorrow said:
RatRace123 said:
Well, I find all fanfiction to be a heinous abomination, so this is no big surprise to me.
Why do you find fanfiction heinous? Could you please explain?
I hate how they usually involve the butchering of already established characters and personalities, turning a happy go lucky guy into a badass or emo stock character.
Despite this, it's no where near as bad as original characters, mary sues interjected into a story, bending the established universe to their will.
And then there are the slash fics...