This is my little rant

[Zackary Yakumo]

oh ffs it's like george carlin said..."guys...it's just yer dick...if you're that worried about it being dirty why not just go ahead and wash that while you're at it...be honest now and tell me you wouldn't find it hilarious to see some guy trying to blow-dry his crotch with one of those air-blowing hand dryers mounted 5 feet off the floor"

I would lol.

 

[Pegghead]

Oh I can relate to that, it's soooo gross.

But in terms of other things people do that annoy me, probably those jerks who play their music incredibly loud on buses, in parks and other places with lots of people.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Hygiene isn't very popular these days for some reason. Just small things like that people ignore now.

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

Your dick isn't half as dirty as the doorknob you touch on your way out of the bathroom. You don't need to dip your hands in a chemical bath every time you take a piss-- especially if you just one-hand it.

Or no-hand it.
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[sub]Please tell me it's not just me that does that.[/sub]

 

[goldenjester]

Your dick isn't half as dirty as the doorknob you touch on your way out of the bathroom. You don't need to dip your hands in a chemical bath every time you take a piss-- especially if you just one-hand it.

Or no-hand it.
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[sub]Please tell me it's not just me that does that.[/sub]

I do! I no-hand it! Indeed, I oft find myself doing cats-cradle. (That last part was brought to you as a joke).

Anyway, I often forget to do it. You know why? I know where my dick has been. I washed it in the shower this morning. Piss is sterile anyway. And honestly? City water is...kinda...iffy...

 

[auronvi]

Reminds me of a joke.

A Brit and an Aussie both walk into a restroom, they both use the urinal. When finished the Aussie walks towards the door. The Brit says,

"Excuse me, but where I come from, we're taught to wash our hands after we take a piss"
To which the Aussie replied,
"Where I come from, we're taught not to piss on our hands"

I like it. And actually if you piss on your hands, they are cleaner than when they didn't have piss on them. No bacteria in piss and you can't get sick from it. It actually kills bacteria.

So, next time you wanna wash your hands, just piss on them to make 'em cleaner. Might smell a bit though.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1043/why-are-men-supposed-to-wash-their-hands-after-urination

^^ i find this relevant.

 

[zombiesinc]

I wash my hands at least fifty times a day, mainly while at work (in a kitchen). I don't understand it either.

 

[ethaninja]

Some people just don't have time in the day to wash their hands after pissing. I for one am too lazy.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I usually don't wash my hands. Since I have mastered the art of pissing without having to physically touch my willy, I only ever touch my pants.
Doing so isn't hard if you are quick and have a small johnson .

 

[Lust]

Humans?......Dirty?.........Natural?..........Now now, let's just remove all that nonsense from our minds. Y'all talkin' sumthin' crazy.

In all seriousness, what happens when you guys see vomit or <color=red>blood for that matter?

 

[elricik]

I never wash my hands after anything. Its my way of getting pay back at the rest of the world.

 

[Cherry Cola]

You know, your hands are much dirtier than your penis.

So really, you should clean your hands before going to the bathroom.

 

[fletch_talon]

Reminds me of a joke.

A Brit and an Aussie both walk into a restroom, they both use the urinal. When finished the Aussie walks towards the door. The Brit says,

"Excuse me, but where I come from, we're taught to wash our hands after we take a piss"
To which the Aussie replied,
"Where I come from, we're taught not to piss on our hands"

I like it. And actually if you piss on your hands, they are cleaner than when they didn't have piss on them. No bacteria in piss and you can't get sick from it. It actually kills bacteria.

So, next time you wanna wash your hands, just piss on them to make 'em cleaner. Might smell a bit though.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1043/why-are-men-supposed-to-wash-their-hands-after-urination

^^ i find this relevant.

Relevant and interesting too.

Another interesting fact about pissing on your hands is that Cane Farmers here in Australia (probably elsewhere too) pissed on their hands to turn their blisters into calluses.

 

[Queen Michael]

Stop saying a classic masterpiece that's loved by literati and laymen around the world is overrated just because YOU didn't like it. *cough*thecatcherintherye*cough*

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I wash my hands, but quickly. Only in public restrooms though, because it's my house, damn it!

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I don't wash my hands... I didn't piss on them and it's just my dick. it's a part of my body like anything else, I wouldn't wash my hands after scratching my arm.

 

[Queen Michael]

I don't wash my hands... I didn't piss on them and it's just my dick. it's a part of my body like anything else, I wouldn't wash my hands after scratching my arm.

You have to understand that it's not your task to decide what other people find gross or not. If it grosses people out that you don't wash your hands, it's the least you ca do to start doing that.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

30 seconds to wash you hands??
Huuuhhhh?
I just whisk them under for a couple of secs in all honesty.
Maybe I'm in the minority.. :S