This is the worst present, EVER!

[somonels]

Jack Thompson Auto: The Autobiography.

Fortunately I don't get or receive anything, so no bad prezzies. This benefits everyone, I dislike shopping so I would make terrible presents, also, I usually forget the recipient's name.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I got pairs of boxers covered in images of Mario. I may be a gamer, by I don't what Mario all over my crotch.

I got Simpsons boxers with a big picture of Homer on my junk for Christmas a few years ago. I don't even like the Simpsons.

On related subject I bought Gears of War boxers with a lancer hovering right above the unmentionables.

 

[AssassinJoe]

I've been pretty happy with all my presents I've gotten so far (they actually are really nice, like an iPod and a new gaming ready PC) but the one time I would utter a sentence like that is if someone tried to pull something like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCQWjTyI0&feature=related] on me.

The one present I liked less than all the rest though, would have to be my first PC. I got to pick which one, but it was refurbished, and it was waaaaayyy back in '05 or something and I had a budget of $650. My dad's current laptop is more powerful than it (Radeon HD Mobility and a quad core D
It was okay after I became less of a tech noob and upgraded it with a brand spankin new GPU, but I still kick myself for being such an idiot that day and not just building one.
Everyone has to start somewhere I guess...

Wow. Just...wow.

You know what I usually get as presents? Fucking socks, once a deodorant, shit like that.

The most value I'd set on any of the presents I've gotten in the last few years is the 500 EEK ($42) I get from a family member every Christmas, everything else can be valued at about 100 EEK (~$8) at best.

I get it that you said "liked less", not "hated", but god damn. It makes me mildly pissed, and very sad at my current life. Bloody Christmas.

But hey, at least I get to eat shit...

tl;dr: I hate every one of my Christmas presents.

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.............

Socks eh? No way anyone can beat that......... Oh wait, I can.......

RAINBOW MONKEY BANDAIDS!!

I am not even kidding. Fucking Rainbow Monkey Bandaids. I don't even use them. I got them 2 years ago and I still got a few lying around. Of course last year I got a fresh supply of Winnie the Pooh bandaids. So socks don't really sound all that bad to me.

 

[CrashBang]

I was listening to the radio the other day and they were playing a clip of a kid opening books on christmas (when he's already opened a Wii) and he throws a fit. His parents think it's adorable but the DJ's think (and I agree) that those parents are going to be calling Nanny 911 before the kid turns 6! The clip's here you can decide for yourself.

He is adorable! I love him!

OT: Um nothing springs to mind. I'm an only child so my parents spoil me, usually with 5 or 6 games and films/box sets etc. Along with these I always get boring presents like socks and shower gel but, because I also get games and CDs, I can't complain

 

[oldskoolandi]

A shed calendar, and a book on scarecrows.
Though, last year I had to have my dog put down on Christmas Day after she slipped a disc in her spine, and a friend of mine maintains that I bought my dog a lethal injection as a Xmas present, so I suppose that makes my shed calendar look pretty good in comparison.

 

[MrJKapowey]

It was a little tank that you drew a line on the paper in a special marker and the tank followed it. Ha ha, SUCH fun! (cookie for reference)

WRONG

Miranda? Otherwise Im stumped.

Yup

 

[Knuckx117]

Two years ago I got hairspray. With a five dollar bill taped to it.

I love when parents pull that kind of stuff on you... They get some sweater for themselves, then use the box it came in to package YOUR gift, so when you take the wrapping paper off, you're thinking "FUCK, ANOTHER SWEATER?" but then you open it and it's HL2:EP3

 

[The87Italians]

About 2 years ago I got a snow shovel. Probably would've been useful too, but we already had a snow blower. It just sits in the garage now, never been used.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Hmmm I'm not christian, so i don't get Christmas presents, but other than that; -_-
Let's see. The last present (B-day or sth) i got was

._.

was........

O_O

uhh.....

0_0

I can't fucking remember the last time i got a Present?! W...T....Fuck?!
And now I'm sad.

Q_Q

Anyway, Merry Christmas y'all. and i like your avatar OP. best dance sequence ever.

 

[antigodoflife]

A banjo, I am not kidding. My mother gave me a banjo because I had started listening to country music. (And she also asked me to make a wish list so that I would get what I wanted to)

Why would you dislike a FUCKING BANJO!

[REALLY bad pun alert]
All you need now is a Kazoo-ie

But seriously, a Banjo is a sweet present.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Honestly, you all are complaining about clothes? And video games, or computers even?

Okay, so my worst gift was clothes, but not what you'd typically expect. It wasn't socks, it wasn't even underwear. Okay, technically it was. You know the full body underwear that lumberjacks and prospectors used to wear?

Yeah.

Although my girlfriend did get me a bra, but that was more of an in-joke than anything.

 

[Keltrick]

An expansion pack to a game I didn't own and didn't want.

This was pretty good example of "What is this....I don't even..."

This ... yeah, one of the few things that on premise alone made me laugh. What game was it, if you remember?

 

[teutonicman]

Aids, I think that would probably be the worst present ever.

 

[linkvegeta]

the worst thing i got was from my mom a few years back, she gave me an expired box of cake mix and a dvd she stole from work.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I hate getting clothes, unless it is a pea coat to add to my collection.

 

[Penguinness]

An expansion pack to a game I didn't own and didn't want.

This was pretty good example of "What is this....I don't even..."

This ... yeah, one of the few things that on premise alone made me laugh. What game was it, if you remember?

My mum was going to buy me the new expansion for World of Warcraft for this christmas, good thing she asked me first!

 

[Broady Brio]

Maybe I'll update this post tomorrow because I haven't had any "bad" presents that I can remember.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Any clothes ever.

I just tell my family if you feel the need to get me clothing just save yourself the trouble and either give me a giftcard for the store or cash. Especially since the cash I get at christmas goes to bills anyway....

 

[somerandomguy76]

Ant farm. Sans ants.

Now I'm reasonably sure it was a joke gift, but still. I WANTED THE ANTS DANG IT!