This is the worst present, EVER!

[Skorpyo]

My mom bought me a rake. To pick up leaves. She was pissed when I was disappointed, too.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Ohhh, what's this big package?
It is... Aaanother ton of socks *shows fake gratitude*

 

[kebab4you]

Can't thing of any such present, but still Merry x-mas!

 

[Arfonious]

A banjo, I am not kidding. My mother gave me a banjo because I had started listening to country music. (And she also asked me to make a wish list so that I would get what I wanted to)

 

[Vault Citizen]

my brother got me a playboy hoodie, even if I wore hoodies why a playboy one?

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

When my Grandad reduced the amount of money he gives us, it went from £50 but is now £10. The insulting part is he's done that, preaches poverty then buys a 3-D fucking T.V. thats the only bad thing about it

 

[Vykrel]

even when i was a little kid, ive had the common sense to at least pretend to be happy about whatever bad presents i recieve, and to always appreciate them anyway.

i hate getting clothes, but i get em every year. w/e

 

[sharpshooter188]

Clothes... people just fail horribly when trying to purchase clothing for me. I'm 27 and I still hate getting clothes for christmas.

 

[darksky]

My mother bought me one of those cheap pretend volcano-making kits last year. I'm 18. FML.

 

[wildpeaks]

I can't think of a gift I was displeased with (as long as you put a tiny inch of thought into it), I'm easy
On the other hand, the 20$ from my parents every year in like 10 years in a row are a tad disappointing, you'd think now that I'm almost 30, they might think of something more original :/

 

[AngelicSven]

An expansion pack to a game I didn't own and didn't want.

This was pretty good example of "What is this....I don't even..."

 

[darthotaku]

it wasn't a present but my worst christmas memory was my parents splitting up on christmas day. the same year I learned the truth about santa.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Socks at the age of 6.


At that age I really wanted toys and PS2 games, so I was a bit naffed about a pair of socks.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Last year for my birthday I got a pool toy.

It wasn't even a good one, it was just a ball that sunk.

Woo.

 

[[.redacted]]

"A small, hole-riddled brown package, containing a slab of some foul-smelling bog myrtle flavoured (yes, flavoured) bog myrtle soap.

It was so horrifying to behold, that my cat fled from it shrieking."

-Me, another thread.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I got a sock stuffed with raw meat.

Actually, my Uncle's mother-in-law got me a juggling set. A cool present to some, maybe, but I wordlessly mouthed, "Wow."

 

[TheHecatomb]

I've been given a cauliflower on more than one occasion, it's as worthless as it is hilarious. Gotta love friends with the same bad taste.

 

[fessferenc]

one year i got 3 rolls of tin foil and a tin foil cookbook for my birthday.

 

[Senaro]

My brother sold all of my guitar hero games (1, 2, and 3) so that he could buy me a new (actually used) copy of Guitar Hero 3 with a busted used guitar that barely worked simply because it was for a different system.