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ShadowsofHope

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TrilbyWill said:
now i don't have a Ph.D in 4chanology, but wasnt Pedobear used to say that someone is probably a pedophile?
Yep, it is a meme created to identify possible pedophiles, but working against them, not identifying themselves.

Media, you are teh lulz.
 

RatRace123

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We've just confirmed reports that out there in that internets, there's a epidemic known as a "meme". One of these "memes" is an evil pedophile bear that somehow draws actual pedophiles to its location. And these pedophiles can find their way into schools, into classrooms, and into your homes!
Parents, keep your kids safe from cartoon bear pedophiles! If you see a pedobear image, use caution... 'cause you know, it could leap out and grab your kids.





In other breaking news. We're just now getting word that many sources of journalism tend to over react to things that they don't understand. Possibly to cater to the suburban soccer moms that make up the majority of their audience.
 

TorqueConverter

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Eri said:

Fucking embarrassing. The news station and everyone related to this piece should be shot.*



*Hyperbole.
I'm going to do the obvious here and give the news station the benefit of the doubt. I'm not exactly plugged into the pedo scene but it is easy to imagine those sick people grabbing onto and using pedobear as a symbol. I'm sure they have their own little secret forums and the like. Not everyone on the internet is benign and I find it plausible that pedophiles could be using pedobear as a means of overt identification while hiding under the cloak of dark humor.
 

Headdrivehardscrew

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Eri said:

Fucking embarrassing. The news station and everyone related to this piece should be shot.*



*Hyperbole.

You gotta love the schizo lady, though. First, she's Fiona Dias - Retail, E-Commerce and Pedobear expert. Then, she's Lynn Southard from the NM PedoAttorney General's office. I take that as an indicator of the quality to be expected from all that hardcore reporting.

The Christians wore the cross, the jews had the Yellow Star, now pedophiles all wear the brown pedobear with pride? Aw, come on now.

Protect the children from Pedobear! Burn the witches! Slaughter the goat!
 

Hexenwolf

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ZeroMachine said:
I'd say that anyone that legitimately thought the people that made that news segment should be shot are far worse than the people that made the report. That's fucking ridiculous, dude, hyperbole or not.

It's just silly, uninformed people "informing" other uninformed people with uninformed news.

If people were shot for that every time, we'd be damn near out of people.

Not to mention this is FAAAAAAAAAAR from the first time this has happened to Pedobear...
Uuuuuummmmmmmm... You know what hyperbole means right?
 

iLikeHippos

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I cried.

Cried from laughter.

I'd laugh even more if they would go out to schools, in order to interview children about the threats inclined from pedo-bear, only for teens to troll them and say they've been snatched before.
 

Infernai

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My opinion is a bit difficult to put into words, So i'll simply let Vegeta do it all for me:


The intelligence of Journalists everywhere is plunging into previously unseen levels...i don't know whether to laugh, cry or just something else in between.

RatRace123 said:


We've just confirmed reports that out there in that internets, there's a epidemic known as a "meme". One of these "memes" is an evil pedophile bear that somehow draws actual pedophiles to its location. And these pedophiles can find their way into schools, into classrooms, and into your homes!
Parents, keep your kids safe from cartoon bear pedophiles! If you see a pedobear image, use caution... 'cause you know, it could leap out and grab your kids.





In other breaking news. We're just now getting word that many sources of journalism tend to over react to things that they don't understand. Possibly to cater to the suburban soccer moms that make up the majority of their audience.


I'm not wearing any pants...what relevance this has is currently uncertain but, our polls clearly state that the statement is more intelligent and makes more sense then what KRQE news was trying to say.
 

JamesStone

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hannan4mitch said:
Wait, I'm laughing too hard... Oh. Oh God. You're serious.
Just... this:
This. Nuff said.

I laughed for like 3 minutes when I thought this was a joke. When I saw it again and realized they were talking serious, I laughed even harder.
 

ZeroMachine

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Hexenwolf said:
ZeroMachine said:
I'd say that anyone that legitimately thought the people that made that news segment should be shot are far worse than the people that made the report. That's fucking ridiculous, dude, hyperbole or not.

It's just silly, uninformed people "informing" other uninformed people with uninformed news.

If people were shot for that every time, we'd be damn near out of people.

Not to mention this is FAAAAAAAAAAR from the first time this has happened to Pedobear...
Uuuuuummmmmmmm... You know what hyperbole means right?
Yes, I do. Why?
 

idarkphoenixi

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Not that I would know the mindset of your average pedophile...but generally they're a very discreet people. It's likely they don't want anybody to know they are into little kids. If you take that into consideration....WHY WOULD THEY HAVE A MASCOT SUPPORTING THEM?

Sadly this isn't the first news report I've heard like about this:

 

JamesStone

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neonsword13-ops said:
My Reaction:

Man, next we'll be using the Nyan Cat as a symbol of drug abuse.
Please don´t give the news freaks ideias...
 

Therumancer

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This is ridiculous, however you have to also pay attention to the specific comments being made. The comments aren't so much that it's a "bat symbol" for pedos, but that it's being used as a method of hiding actual pedophille behavior behind a mask of dark humor and satire. The idea being that if someone dons a Pedobear outfit and tries to lure children and gets caught he can then use the joke as a form of deniability claiming he was doing it ironically "because nobody would take it seriously 'cause it's Pedobear". The idea that the joke became a dodge, and you could use the symbol on websites providing/selling Child Porn or whatever.

Now, the reason why this is simply them being alarmist rabble rousers, is that they don't mention even one actual case of someone doing this and being convicted, or even being taken into custody and held on suspician. Basically there is nothing there to reinforce what is being said.

I think it's a matter of a few people getting upset by the joke/dark humor and trying to shut it down by being alarmist. I think it's because Pedobear started as a sort of underground thing but is bordering on mainstream recognition, and it is honestly kind of a sick joke, and exactly the kind of thing that doesn't belong in the mainstream, albiet it was never intended to be there anyway.
 
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Critical research failure. Seriously. I was laughing through most of this. I don't think any pedophile is stupid enough to use a pedobear sticker to identify themselves.

This is like that time when a black family though they were being targeted by racists when they saw a 4chan "pool's closed" poster at the local pool. And the newscaster was like "Many people we've spoken to tried to explain it away as a silly internet joke, but the truth is that- *goes on to miss the point*". I was facepalming pretty hard at several points in that newscast when a friend showed it to me.

It seems that memes will forever be taken seriously, when they're not meant to be...What's next? Creepers are symbols that terrorists use to identify themselves and mark targets?

xvbones said:
Also don't forget, young girls wear plastic bracelets that advertise what sexual acts they have performed in-between soaking their tampons in vodka to get vaginally drunk while in school.

IF THEY FLASH THEIR BRIGHTS AT YOU IT MEANS THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND MURDER YOU

PIPE BOMBS IN EVERY BLACK TRENCHCOAT

HYDROCHLORIC ACID IN EVERY SUPER SOAKER

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC I TELLS YOU AN EPIDEMIC

OUR CHILDREN ARE AT RRRRIIIISSSSKKKKKKKKK
Ok, that was hilarious. The first one was the best, though. VAGINALLY DRUNK?! What? XD