We've just confirmed reports that out there in that internets, there's a epidemic known as a "meme". One of these "memes" is an evil pedophile bear that somehow draws actual pedophiles to its location. And these pedophiles can find their way into schools, into classrooms, and into your homes!
Parents, keep your kids safe from cartoon bear pedophiles! If you see a pedobear image, use caution... 'cause you know, it could leap out and grab your kids.
In other breaking news. We're just now getting word that many sources of journalism tend to over react to things that they don't understand. Possibly to cater to the suburban soccer moms that make up the majority of their audience.