This is why we cant have nice things.
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I have highlighted the answer to your question... it's a dorm! College kids are dumb as fuck (ironic that they're going to an institution for higher learning only to act like a retarded dipshit, i know...), and are usually reckless and destructive. unless they happen to be one of those serious students that just want to get their degree and finally do something productive with their lives.chris11246 said:
my apologies. This is the one thing in life that gets me REALLY pissed off. I'm not pretentious, it just gets me to an extreme emotion. For instance, in real life, if I ever caught you doing something like this, I'd probably attack you with a sharp object.imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Are you mocking me for a grammatical error I made? You made quite a few in your own response.
Painstakingly work on a house in Minecraft.tharglet said:
Line the walls with TNT.
Smack one and get your ass outta there.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
They tried that in some movie, but determined that, you know, one can't dust for vomit.Vanguard_Ex said:Just sigh. Ah well, do a DNA analysis of the vomit and charge the fuckers! >
OP: Destruction is a piece of the human identity. As much as it annoys me, I think that it is necessary, but ought to be channeled into something worthwhile... alcohol takes the problem and makes it applicable to everything. Everywhere. Ever.
Breaking other people's personal property isn't cool, but going to town on "the man's" stuff is fun as hell.
You're not going to find an easier answer to "Why are people so farked up".. normal people don't destroy stuff when they're drunk. You can't blame your actions on booze, it doesn't fly with the police and it won't fly here. If everyone became maniacs on booze they'd have never repealed prohibition.
The answer is: Farked up people are always farked up, they just get braver and stupider when on the sauce. They don't rationalize, They don't have thought processes, they revert to their most basest instincts which is why stuff gets destroyed.
My suggestion: raise holy hell with the RA, the housing department, and the campus police. The more people you annoy, the more likely that something will be done, and it may even solve your problem.
The answer is: Farked up people are always farked up, they just get braver and stupider when on the sauce. They don't rationalize, They don't have thought processes, they revert to their most basest instincts which is why stuff gets destroyed.
My suggestion: raise holy hell with the RA, the housing department, and the campus police. The more people you annoy, the more likely that something will be done, and it may even solve your problem.
I know! It was a joke people, stop getting forensics on my ass.AquaAscension said:They tried that in some movie, but determined that, you know, one can't dust for vomit.Vanguard_Ex said:Just sigh. Ah well, do a DNA analysis of the vomit and charge the fuckers! >
OP: Destruction is a piece of the human identity. As much as it annoys me, I think that it is necessary, but ought to be channeled into something worthwhile... alcohol takes the problem and makes it applicable to everything. Everywhere. Ever.
You know we're not giving you a hard time, we're simply referring to the movie SpinalTap, right? It's this mocumentary about this aging rock band that pokes fun at a lot of the tropes that seem to have developed around Rock bands, like the drummer dying for no apparent reason (which cuts a little close considering the recent fate of "The Rev"), and in one scene, they're interviewing the current band and they talk about how one drummer died from choking on vomit, but they're not sure whose vomit it is, but they determined that no one could "dust for vomit" or anything like that. And in one of the final scenes, well, hilarity ensues (maybe tragedy?) for one of the other drummers, but since you haven't seen this movie, you should.Vanguard_Ex said:I know! It was a joke people, stop getting forensics on my ass.AquaAscension said:They tried that in some movie, but determined that, you know, one can't dust for vomit.Vanguard_Ex said:Just sigh. Ah well, do a DNA analysis of the vomit and charge the fuckers! >
OP: Destruction is a piece of the human identity. As much as it annoys me, I think that it is necessary, but ought to be channeled into something worthwhile... alcohol takes the problem and makes it applicable to everything. Everywhere. Ever.
How do you know I haven't seen it? >_>AquaAscension said:You know we're not giving you a hard time, we're simply referring to the movie SpinalTap, right? It's this mocumentary about this aging rock band that pokes fun at a lot of the tropes that seem to have developed around Rock bands, like the drummer dying for no apparent reason (which cuts a little close considering the recent fate of "The Rev"), and in one scene, they're interviewing the current band and they talk about how one drummer died from choking on vomit, but they're not sure whose vomit it is, but they determined that no one could "dust for vomit" or anything like that. And in one of the final scenes, well, hilarity ensues (maybe tragedy?) for one of the other drummers, but since you haven't seen this movie, you should.Vanguard_Ex said:I know! It was a joke people, stop getting forensics on my ass.AquaAscension said:They tried that in some movie, but determined that, you know, one can't dust for vomit.Vanguard_Ex said:Just sigh. Ah well, do a DNA analysis of the vomit and charge the fuckers! >
OP: Destruction is a piece of the human identity. As much as it annoys me, I think that it is necessary, but ought to be channeled into something worthwhile... alcohol takes the problem and makes it applicable to everything. Everywhere. Ever.
Yeah alright, you got me. My bad in your instance but a couple of people have literally gone into the technicalities of what would constitute the need for analysing vomit -_-