Those "I'm Fucked" moments.

[Ad_Astra]

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And now some highly abbreviated ones: (Mine are kinda depressing, sorry)

When I realized that my depression had dragged my grades so far down that I couldn't continue attending the private school I was at, because they thought an illness was a choice.

When my depression prevented me from performing in a play (that I had a HUGE role in). Theatre is majorly important to me, so it's when I realized how far I'd slipped.

When I didn't earn a credit in a class, and realized I'd have to take it a THIRD time- not because I'm just not good at it, but because my physical ability to focus was shot to hell. The kicker? I had used to be fantastic at that subject.

The day I realized that some of the colleges I want to apply to won't take me because my grades are so bad due to extended illness, regardless of my high testing scores.

In gaming? Having a Tank spawn when you're the only team member alive, and you have low health.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Many moments in Dead Space on the hardest difficulty.

I'm not good at inventory management so I grab what I can and buy what I need at each shop. At least I learned as I played, or I'd would have been boned when I got to the end.

 

[darkfire613]

The moment I read the first problem on my geometry final (I'm a high school freshman).

 

[JS ibanez]

whenever you here that death-click of a claymore in Modern warfare

anytime you see a game giving you lots of ammo and health you KNOW some shiz is about to go down on your sorry ass

 

[K4RN4GE911]

Facing the Hunter on Dead Space without any health, barely any ammo, and only one large medkit. While playing on impossible.

As for RL I'm fucked moments, I have to say, I'm a lucky bastard. The worst I've been through was a sprained tailbone. It happened when me and a friend of mine where dicking around and pretend UFC fighting. My "I'm fucked" moment was when he picked me up and SLAMMED me down on my ass. A whole second of "OH SHIT!!"

 

[ninjajoeman]

playing the windwaker and having a half a heart left half way through the final boss no potions or nada... miraculously I did it though I laughed for a good hour

 

[ninjajoeman]

The moment I read the first problem on my geometry final (I'm a high school freshman).

let me guess you didnt study your justifications or definitions?

 

[Paksenarrion]

When I was younger I used to tend bar. Bartenders get girls very, very easily.
My girlfriend at the time was very, very, very jealous.
So imagine how I felt when she pulled a very slutty pair of bra and panties out of my washing machine.
My cousin had been staying with me and had just forgotten them but come on, the old "its my cousins" excuse has been so overused that no one ever believes it anymore.

D&D encountering a Great Wyrm with a party of lvl 1's... DM was a fuckin asshole.

I have decided to combine these two because I lack sleep:

When I was younger I used to play D&D. Great Wyrms kill lvl 1's very, very easily.
My DM at the time was very, very, very jealous.
So imagine how I felt when she rolled a very slutty pair of drow elves out of the Underdark.
My cousin had been staying with me and had just forgotten them but come on, the old "it's Drizzt's" excuse has been so overused that no one ever believes it anymore.

OT: When I jumped out of a plane just because a girl friend of mine did it. I'm scared of heights.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

When I was younger I used to tend bar. Bartenders get girls very, very easily.
My girlfriend at the time was very, very, very jealous.
So imagine how I felt when she pulled a very slutty pair of bra and panties out of my washing machine.
My cousin had been staying with me and had just forgotten them but come on, the old "its my cousins" excuse has been so overused that no one ever believes it anymore.

And it would sound rather wrong without an explanation.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

when i was 10 i saw a stone coming towards my head (somebody threw it), it almost felt like slow-motion ... there's a scar on my head now >.<

 

[Dfskelleton]

In video games: one time in doom, I was playing, I had 5 shotgun shells left and that's it, 12% health, and I walked into a room with 2 barons and 3 cacoodemons.
In real life: not many, but one time when I was like 6, I took a vacation with my family to Colorado, and I visited the cave of the winds, but while I was on the tour I accidentally gashed my haed against a stalagtite (Or stalagmite, it was on the ceiling) and I didn't know head wounds bled so much and since I was so little I was crying for the whole tour. When we got out, I had to go to the medical office. the entire right side of my head was red. Also, one time I ws on a rollercoaster on vacation, and it was a poorly constructed rollercoaster called the jackrabbit, and it was a really sharp turn and I didn't have anything to keep my head from slamming against the metal side. When I went to medical the guy said "Oh, let me guess: Jackrabbit?" and I was like "How did you know?" and he said "We get head injuries on that all the time." I looked it up, and apparently that amusement park is closed now. Probably got sued.

 

[Juven Ignus]

It was the first time I'd ever gone airsofting with some of my friends. We decided to be ninjas and go behind enemy lines. Lets get one thing straight, my friend is about as subtle of two elephants having sex. The entire arena is covered in leaves and twigs, and he steps on each one.

Here's the "I'm fucked" moment. Every guy on the other team hears it. We try to run away, but we're surrounded. Good thing I brought armor is all I'm gonna say. My friend not so lucky. They got at least 10 shots on us before we could put our guns up and leave.

 

[mattttherman3]

Mass Effect 2, collector ship, Insanity mode, infiltrator.

After 2 hours of attempts, I gave up for a week, then restarted with a soldier class, took me only 10 minutes to get past that part.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Right now waiting for an oral exam.

 

[Crysco]

Real life: When skateboarding and you hear that infamous "i just rolled into a pebble" sound that I cannot put into an text. It is a good half second before you finally hit the ground, but it is a longgggg half second.

Gaming: On Bad Company 2, running into an enemy surrounded M-COM station to arm/disarm it or seeing the grenade from the RPG-7 come straight towards you [especially though the scope].

 

[crazypsyko666]

I went flying 10 feet into the air while sliding down a hill on an inner-tube and landed on to a stump of ice, right on my spine. I knew I was fucked, specifically because the basin I landed in was covered in these.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Thread music:

And now some highly abbreviated ones: (Mine are kinda depressing, sorry)

When I realized that my depression had dragged my grades so far down that I couldn't continue attending the private school I was at, because they thought an illness was a choice.

When my depression prevented me from performing in a play (that I had a HUGE role in). Theatre is majorly important to me, so it's when I realized how far I'd slipped.

When I didn't earn a credit in a class, and realized I'd have to take it a THIRD time- not because I'm just not good at it, but because my physical ability to focus was shot to hell. The kicker? I had used to be fantastic at that subject.

The day I realized that some of the colleges I want to apply to won't take me because my grades are so bad due to extended illness, regardless of my high testing scores.

In gaming? Having a Tank spawn when you're the only team member alive, and you have low health.

I do understand those. Arseholes who think I want to be sick or something. Do they really think I saved up my hard-earned just so I could FAIL classes?

My whole life is an "I'm fucked" moment.

 

[Wintermoot]

having low health in TF2 as scout and encountering a heavy with Natascha