Those stupid shirts you see people wear

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Funniest would be a shirt with the finger symbol for 101... It was the middle finger.
I can't think of any stupid ones, but I've seen shirts with [body] on the front and [/body] on the back.
 

Riobux

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Jamash said:
I find t-shirts with "trendy" murderers on them like Chairman Mao or Charles Manson on them quite stupid. This clip from Peep Show [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81bJdfnFIY] illustrates the point quite well.
I can not fully express my anger in words (at least, in non-rude words) at being told this: "This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

I'd shrug it off if it wasn't for the fact I'm English.
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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I have a T-shirt with "If found, please return to the pub" on it. I usually wear it when out drinking.
I've also seen guys with "Mrs David Tennant" T-shirts. Kinda want one.
 

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I have this shirt and get some mixed reactions to it- but overall I still find it hilarious.

http://www.threadless.com/product/452/Fish_Tank#zoom
 

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Epifols said:
Anything that spoiled bitches wear. Like "Princess", or ones that say they are hot. Especially since most of the time they are fat anyways.
I'd like to include all the sweat-pants that say shit in the 'spoiled bitches' category. Otherwise, since I own a fairly largely collection of t-shirts that say a variety of things that are either ironic or 'funny, because they're true', I usually don't have a problem with these sorts of t-shirts.

I mean, I've got a black ringer t-shirt that say "I enjoy a good spanking", and a plain black one that says "For your protection, additional restraints may be required.", and that's only 2 examples out of the more than 30 t-shirts I own. That's beside the fact that I have a silver-dollar belt-buckle that I've made a variety of inserts for, with generally amusing, if inappropriate text on them. One of the funniest inserts to date was a gap-checker for spark-plugs; very few people got the joke.

And to whomever thought that Brett Hart married Pink, please ask the doctor to revise your dosage; Pink is married to some moto-cross guy, and Brett Hart is old enough to be her father.
 

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My friend has a shirt that says "Read this while I check you out" but it's written like an Opticians board thing (where the letters get smaller and smaller)and that always makes me chuckle.
Ones I don't like are where the brand-name is written IN HUGE WRITING all over the shirt, just looks stupid to me.
 

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I like my shirts (I actually have a T-shirt fetish), but some stuff is just not... tolerable. I hate most of them, but I cannot think of any now, so I'll just tell the only one I sort of like, which is "Dolphins are gay sharks". I know it's retarded...
 

A Weary Exile

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Stupidest -- Those shirts with "GANSTA' LOONEY TOONS!".

Funniest -- A squrriel holding a stick like a samurai sword, standing in front of a pile of acorns. It reads "Protect your nuts." :D
 

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I've got a shirt that I love that has Sesame Street characters on it and it says: I was raised on the street.
I love it mostly because Sesame Street is awesome and because I can do a mean Ernie impression. ^^
 

Je Hones

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There was a phase last year of shops like Topman stocking shirts with glitter on and shit of famous bands. I remember a Guns n' Roses one and maybe The Beatles. There were more though. Anyway, THOSE. Bottom line is, if you like those bands you're not going to get some silly ass drag queen's version of their shirts.

The Ramones was a big one too. They didn't have glitter/sequins on but they were sold in the same places and got really popular. Now I can only assume that with no logical reason for this exponential growth of Ramones "fans" in a short space of time, that it was a push by the fashion industry. I asked a girl in one of my classes inoffensively like "oh, you like the Ramones?" and she just giggled like "...I don't know who they are, teheheh."

Agreed on Che Guevara t-shirts, pretty much for whatever reason a person wears them now. Just because if you wear them you're either a sheep blindly following his prostitution for fashion, or in agreement with what he stands for but aren't aware of the former, in which case you're pretty unobservant and probably haven't thought through your stance on politics anyway, or you're just a poser who might believe what Che stands for, but wants social approval for believing it.

I don't like Jack Daniels t-shirts either. JD is this corny metonymic image for Rock n' Roll, it's like you're wearing it not just because you like JD, but because you like whatever it says about you to others. Fuck that.

Also, any of those cheesy metal-head shirts with dragons or flames on them. Yeah I know, you're oh so metal.

OH YEAH, and the "Body of a God... shame it's Buddah" one. It's like (ironically) a shrine to ignorance. Buddah isn't a God, so don't make that mistake and buy the shirt. Slogan shirts suck.
 

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HSIAMetalKing said:
I never had to deal with that, as my school had a dress code.

Hurrah for navy blue polo shirts!
That goes on the list of rarest sentences in the english language.

Anyway, I dislike most but sometimes they're good. lIke a shirt with a NES controller on it that says, "Know your Roots"
 

ejb626

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I personally only have one message shirt "I got out of bed for this?" the funny thing about it is I'm an early bird and a night owl (which is why I'm up at midnight writing this) so it makes no sense I always make sure to wear it on the first day back to school after a long break.

One I found particularly funny was "My imaginary friend thinks I have serious mental problems" that was the only one I ever chuckled out loud at.
And I hate thoese ones that make smug comments, or the ones at Spencer's (though those are funny just because of how vile they are, I mean seriously where could you ever wear that? I guess to bed but certainly not in public)
 

CCountZero

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http://www.splitreason.com/products/menswear/0

Nuff said

Lot of awesome shirts there, own quite a few of them.

Especially the one on page 5 saying "Tech Support Department - Your Ignoreance Is My Job Security"