Those Things You Can Count On Here

[Foolery]

It's a thread talking about prominent posters (not me, I just never leave, cos I'm a shut in )

Therefore someone will post about how we're all circle jerking each other and blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah, blah blah blah.

Hmm, that reminds me. You can always count on Daystar to tell people to not let the door hit them on the way out if they don't like how things are run on the site or not post at at all if they don't like a thread.

 

[Hero of Lime]

You used to be able to count on the Pokemon game returning frequently to surprise buttsex. No more..

We'll find a way Teoes, life(surprise buttsex) always finds a way, if the guy from Jurassic Park is to be believed.

Anyhow, you can always depend on me to:

Comment in any Zelda related threads, and proclaim it as my favorite series.

Make sure everyone knows Reshiram is my favorite Pokemon.

Defend Nintendo, just not as well or frequently as J-e-f-f-e-r-s. (geez his name is hard to type out)

Did I mention how much I like Reshiram? No? It's my favorite Pokemon in case anyone was wondering. :3

Me being super nice and non-combative, unless you bad mouth Link or Reshiram.

 

[krazykidd]

You can count posters to always have a holier than thou attitude towards EVERYTHING .

You can count on people not using the searchbar

You can count on a bot thread to suddenly become a spiderman thread.

You can count on half the posters only reading the title of a thread and not the actual post.

Edit: you can count on Wykydtron to talk about blazblue and hazama every chance he gets.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

It's a thread talking about prominent posters (not me, I just never leave, cos I'm a shut in )

Therefore someone will post about how we're all circle jerking each other and blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah, blah blah blah.

Hmm, that reminds me. You can always count on Daystar to tell people to not let the door hit them on the way out if they don't like how things are run on the site or not post at at all if they don't like a thread.

I'm not entirely sure if this is passive aggressive or not...

 

[thesilentman]

You can count on me to be true to my username here.

No? Guhh, that failed. x-D

Mostly, I remember Kross, but lately I have to say that I can count on the majority of the Escapist to be massively hurt over one particular topic every few months.

Why can't we get along? =(

 

[Easton Dark]

Nathan Fillion

I don't know why you guys like him so much.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Reading a thread you don't realise is necro'd and seriously confusing yourself when you find your own post that you don't remember writing, then you discover it was written 3 years ago... And you're probably still of exactly the same opinion.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Your opinions are likely to be berated by someone. Your grammar errors will be pointed out and, if they are berating your opinion, they will invalidate any previous post containing them.
Steam is a GOD while Microsoft, EA, ActiBlizz and Co. are all part of the internet SUPER_Devil. Cuz you know, the SUPER_Devil is more badass and rides around on a flying bike slowly killing gaming with his DRM powers.
Also, Sony is also GOD while Nintendo is not necessarily hated but treated like that kid you didn't want to play with but didn't want to hurt his feelings cuz of the helmet...
Oh, and count on much hate on all things FPS, especially COD: Anything after 4... and sometimes 4.

Edit: Note the above statements may or may not reflect this poster's viewpoints.

 

[Compatriot Block]

You can count on making a post that doesn't play well with CERTAIN OPINIONS on CERTAIN SUBJECTS will result in waking up to an inbox full of quotes telling you how wrong you are.

You can also count on watching people make those posts and wondering if they'll respond to the heat, and if they do you can count on the TC getting some new badges.

EDIT: Also when you ask for computer advice some people are really helpful.

 

[Something Amyss]

Whenever someone uses the phrase "Am I the only one...?" you can guarantee someone will point out that no, you're never the only one etc. etc. failing to realize that the person in question just wants validation for their opinion.

That's always been weird to me. Most people on here seem to have a general grasp of expressions and the like, but you ask if you're the only one, and it's gone faster than a pre-release copy of GTA.

You can always count n someone saying....

BANNED!

MOD ABUSE!

Nathan Fillion

I don't know why you guys like him so much.

Look at those expressive eyes. It's almost like he's people!

 

[Roxor]

You can count on users to post irrelevant images which have been overused in a thousand other places already.

 

[Malbourne]

Well, whenever I make a comment, I've found that I'm rarely met with hostility. Sometimes confusion. Maybe I'm out of practice?

And the polls never seem to have an answer I agree with! Even the "yes-or-no" ones. Maybe I'm too persnickety?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Edit: you can count on Wykydtron to talk about blazblue and hazama every chance he gets.

Don't forget about Persona 4 and LoL (which I can hardly blame him for).

You can count on Queen Michael to talk like a comic book character.

And, of course, you can rely on Daystar Clarion to derail threads in a comical, good-spirited fashion.

 

[Shadowstar38]

Well, whenever I make a comment, I've found that I'm rarely met with hostility. Sometimes confusion. Maybe I'm out of practice?

And the polls never seem to have an answer I agree with! Even the "yes-or-no" ones. Maybe I'm too persnickety?

WHO ARE YOU!!!?

OT: You can count on threads like these to go easily off topic fast. Good job again Carrier of the wolf wang.

 

[lacktheknack]

and I will never forget [user]lacktheknack[/user]'s corrupted horror.

if you knew what i have planned

your eyes would bleed and you would scream and writhe in horror at the mere thought of what will cross my avatar panel

flee

flee for your lives

he comes

he comes

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OT: You can count on the User Reviews section getting no love unless you write something particularly controversial (he gave Origin an A-? I MUST COMMENT ON THIS RIGHT NOW!). However, you can always count on an interesting discussion happening somewhere, even if you have to look for it a bit.

EDIT: Fixed a hyperbole.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I can always count on you guys to be kind and supportive and to come to my birthday party this weekend it'll be so much fun!

 

[Foolery]

It's a thread talking about prominent posters (not me, I just never leave, cos I'm a shut in )

Therefore someone will post about how we're all circle jerking each other and blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah, blah blah blah.

Hmm, that reminds me. You can always count on Daystar to tell people to not let the door hit them on the way out if they don't like how things are run on the site or not post at at all if they don't like a thread.

I'm not entirely sure if this is passive aggressive or not...

Not at all man! Sorry if it reads that way. I actually somewhat commend you for that. I just recall you saying something similar like that in more than one thread. Probably one of the threads where people had issues with moderation or whatever.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

"You can count on User X to be a whiny little *****."

You can count on Zhukov to be a...

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lovely person You just passed 10000 posts!

OT: You can count on someone to make a thread asking why do other people like something they don't like.

EDIT: Feck, and you can count on being ninja'd too.

[HEADING=1]oh he mad[/HEADING]

What you gonna do huh?

What you gonna do!?

Ok, this post had me laughing my ass off for a good 5 minutes.

on topic: In religion threads you can expect people to think they can be taken seriously when they cherry pick their favorite holy texts to say how great their favorite religion is.

I like religious threads they are fun!

Captcha: When do i eat popcorn? Whenever i feel like it? I guess? These captchas are getting weirder lately.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

It's a thread talking about prominent posters (not me, I just never leave, cos I'm a shut in )

Therefore someone will post about how we're all circle jerking each other and blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah, blah blah blah.

Hmm, that reminds me. You can always count on Daystar to tell people to not let the door hit them on the way out if they don't like how things are run on the site or not post at at all if they don't like a thread.

I'm not entirely sure if this is passive aggressive or not...

Not at all man! Sorry if it reads that way. I actually somewhat commend you for that. I just recall you saying something similar like that in more than one thread. Probably one of the threads where people had issues with moderation or whatever.

Oh, jolly good

It's gotten to the point where if something isn't an obvious compliment, I think it might be a dig at me.

I've been around here too long -_____________-

 

[crimsonshrouds]

I can always count on you guys to be kind and supportive and to come to my birthday party this weekend it'll be so much fun!

Happy Birthday!!!

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[img/]http://www.lol-cat.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-birtday-lolcat-meme-that-wishes-happy-birthday.jpg[/img]

I have work this weekend sorry.