Thoughts on Britian?

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TheGreatCoolEnergy

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I hate patriotism. In any damn country. I for one hate this country, mainly because of the people I am surrounded by. Girls with no sense of self respect, talking amongst themselves about who had sex with who on the wednesday. The plethora of thickies that don't know how to react to a film that wasn't made in the 21st Century. They can't take anything for what it is, all they listen to is R&B and complain about why men are such pigs. Their own fault for chasing penis over the weekend at a nightclub. I only feel safe when I'm in my house, or in a friend's house, knowing that outside there will be some yob ready to call his mates to jump and insult me. The only friends I have are like myself, intelligent people who actually want to work and don't question authority. Honestly, there are around 30 people in my year who have determination to work. The other 100 and something are all worried about where their drink, drugs and sex is coming from on a friday night. Seriously, maybe it is just my town, but I hate Britain.

To be more specific, I hate the time I was born. I can't begin to fathom what fuelled culture to end up like this. As soon as I have the money and the skills, I'm moving somewhere better. The weather is dull here, nobody EVER FUCKING SMILES, they all look like they're concealing a weapon and ready to embed it in your soft flesh. Honestly, the only people I am ever greeted politely by are old people, and people that I know. People here are so wrapped up in their own lives that they can't even say thank you when you hold open a door! The whole country seems to be miserable. This little part is an edit, because I forgot to mention our damn governments obsession with health and safety! You would have though that common sense dictated that you wouldn't go and walk towards a pungee pit. Then there is political correctness...basically, I feel the same as Steve Hughes.

If you haven't guessed already...I hate Britain, and I am ashamed to be British. I'd much rather be something remotely interesting like Italian or Dutch. Sorry for the rant, but to be fair, you asked.
It doesn't get much better, no matter where you go. You either land yourself in a developped country(Britain, canada) and make enough money to enjoy all the luxuries we do(like the internet), but you have to put up with "Americanism" as all developed countries have lost all form of culture.

Your second choice is to move to a developing nation(like China or India) but there is a good chance that you will have to sacrifice many of your luxuries due to low income/crappy quality of life, especialy outside the major cities.

Third is you can move to a third world country(like sub-saharan Africa). I think you might know the problem with that part of the world.
 

Kinguendo

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British stereotypes? Awesome and fucking scary. I mean, hooligans, best rockers in the world and food that will kill you. That's a fucking hardcore country right there.

Also, since The Beatles come from England, that makes it the most awesome place ever to have existed.

Beatles > Michael Jackson, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Anyone else
You're forgetting that the Beatles didn't get full worldwide recognition until they toured in America.

OT: They're alright, I guess.
Sorry but... what? How is he forgetting that? It doesnt change the fact that they are British, thus it has NO bearing on what he said.
 

Hybridwolf

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Britain USED to be good, now it's being run into the fucking ground by a fatman who is more useless then the last git, and a man who can't even sort out his hair dye. Our justice system is being ruined, our healthcare is laughable, and our education is mess...

But I would never leave. Simply because this country is one of the best. All we need now is someone with a decent vision, and a bit of faith, and we'll be rebuilt. We have the infastructure, we have the ability to rebuild all we need is someone to get things back on track...
 

oddball121

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Britain, Britain, Britain.......

Britain is ace in my opinion, varied locales, interesting people, world class uni's, and a good old dollop of intercountry rivalry, Scotland v England, north vs south etc etc

not too mention top class music and comedy.

and to fiish it all of a nice healthy dollop of self depreciation.

its good to British or Scottish or English or Welsh or Irish. (take your pick)

Matt-Sama said:
Damn it I made this exact thread yesterday but nobody posted on it :(
too bad mate, would like to see it though.
 

Flux289

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I'm Australian.

I don't think about Britain much. Unlikely that I'll ever go there unless someone else pays for it, because I kinda of prefer the hot weather where I am. Although I think girls with English accents are kind of hot, so maybe if I ran into enough money I'd go during the Australian winter...
Ironically, most British guys I know (including me! :D) think girls with Australian accents are hot...

I propose a trade!
Haha me too, good idea. Get us some more australian chicks!

OT: Overall, i like living in Britain but thats probably due to the great people i know over here, and i don't really care about any stereostypes because they really aren't that significant to a population as a whole.
 

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Their is alot about the general British public i hate, mostly my generation nowadays. the kids who don't care and have no respect for authority but even then, this is their parents fault. I hate our people but for all this they are alot of good people out their too. I HATE when older people look at me in disgust because they assume i'm one of those kids i hate because i'm not. The british public increasingly annoy me for many reasons... gah... (Anyone British will understand that anyone voting for john and edward on x factor should be sent to a special place for people who are just that stupid.) Ok end Rant there, because i also love my country, for all the crap wheather and idiots and health and safety and ridiculous Political Correctness (Baa Baa Black Sheep anyone?) i remember that i have a warm home, free health care, some lovely people too, a generally safe town, a generally working police force and a happy life. Anyways...
British (THEY MEAN ENGLISH) Stereotypes are really poo in american culture. so stupid and inacurate. also they're is no such thing as a british accent! and i don't think it's right to call us Europian, but i don't think it's right to call anywhere that, it's FAR to generalized. Finally, These poo stereotypes that come from Americans are due to (those particular american's) PURE IGNORANCE. I'm often filled with pure rage towards Americans and their ignorance but i know that this isn't fair, that their are americans out their that aren't stupid like these stereotypes i've seen (And thats why i love the Escapist - because everyone here is the other side of the coin you don't see) it's all fair to argue about how people get your stereotypes wrong but it's very easy to generalize other cultures without realizing it.

I guess i feel for this topic alot... :)
 

Hyperactiveman

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Distorted Stu said:
Im British and i can honestly say the only good thing i like is the nightlife, takeout food and our humour.
I'm from Britain but am now living in Australia, these are the major reasons why miss the UK!

Also I don't know where people get their information from but I loved the food in England compared to Australia. The whether may be cold and wet at some part but at least it's consistent not like here where I get interchanging days. I like the stereotypes because they're funny but sometimes their taken too seriously, we don't drink warm beer idiots.
 
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I love Britain, and in a much more general way. Lots of people say they love Britain, but only really mean England. I love the whole damn lot of us, because as far as I'm concerned we're pretty bloody amazing.

And we spell better.

And rock harder.

And review games without punctuating them.

I'm done now.
 

LiftYourSkinnyFists

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Britain is great! I love the food the people apart from the Hoodlums who manifest our streets but other than that they're lovely. Scottish and English? now that's what I call a fun bunch; Welsh and Irish not so much.
 

Superbeast

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Heh, I enjoy living here. Sure, the chavs are annoying and it rains too much (a classic British pun is "Isn't it a lovely summer? Oh yes, the rain is very warm at this time of year") and our government is appearing more and more out of sync with the public with each growing day (they claim they're being "victimised" for fleecing money of everyone for years and not going to jail for it like ordinary folk would).

But the people are awesome, the humour is fantastic and we've got some pretty damn good music even on the amateur scene. The cultural diversity makes it somewhere truly special in the world, IMO, and it's this absorption that has created "Britishness". Plus, though we are not exactly patriotic by-and-large, there is a distinct "national spirit" in times of warfare, even in the recent illegal war the people rallied around the troops.

I occasionally wish to emigrate to Finland/Sweden, but in reality I'd be perfectly happy staying in good old Blighty (most likely England - great surfing in the south west, awesome mountain biking in Wales, fantastic mountaineering in Scotland, but England is home to me).
 

AcrylicHero

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I love Britain.
Sure there's shit going down with the current goverment, chav culture and etc, but that's as expected of any country.
I don't wave the union jack or have a picture of queeny that I look up to, but I express my love for britain by shouting angrily at the men in white shirts in the TV. There's so much good things about the UK, you just gotta look for them.

When I think of home I can't seem t think of anywhere than good ol' blighty
 

bodyklok

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It's not a bad place to live, and as time goes on you can get used to the worse of it.

The foods nice, and some of the girls aren't half bad either. Plus, I always thought we had a great sense of humour. Not to mention all the stuff about spelling things the way they were meant to be spelled, damned yanks and your lack of the letter 'u'.

As far as standards go, well, I can't help but feel we've let ourselves go a bit, not that there's nothing we can't do when our minds and hearts go into it.

Like I said;

It's not a bad place to live, and as time goes on you can get used to the worse of it.

We've just got our work cut out for ourselves, especially in education, particularly literacy; repairing and replacing old infrastructure; not to mention the many laws that need reforming.

EDIT: However, I do, on principle, disagree with the idea of patriotism. A word with an invisible line around it just isn't deserving of my love.
 

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Well, i probably shouldn't reply to this, but since i am a fucking racist i HAVE to. Here goes:
You britts are speech impaired, rich, poorly dentaled, have terrible airport security (the system), terrible flight service, and drive on the wrong side of the road. HOWEVER, you have decent food, nice cities, and a REAL form of government. But, you still love your queen, who does absolutely nothing, have had two maybe three good bands to go international, have once good comedian, and need to fix your vision on other countries, including America, the kids are disrespectful of authority and swear uncontrollably, especially at people who don't do anything.
 

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Chipperz said:
BonsaiK said:
I'm Australian.

I don't think about Britain much. Unlikely that I'll ever go there unless someone else pays for it, because I kinda of prefer the hot weather where I am. Although I think girls with English accents are kind of hot, so maybe if I ran into enough money I'd go during the Australian winter...
Ironically, most British guys I know (including me! :D) think girls with Australian accents are hot...

I propose a trade!
I'm cool with that. Lobby your PM.
 
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i'm british and i say nuke it! whatever worth was left in this repulsive little island isn't worth the continued ignorance and degeneration that has beset this land!! or give me a shotgun and some fancy new role of law enforcement (similar to judges from judge dredd)
 

Madaxeman101

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Madaxeman101 said:
I like britain but im from the north east and its infested with chavs and i regularly get shouted at in the street for having long hair and not wanting to look like a cock in burberry gear.
I share your pain. I too am from the north east. as long as i stay on myestate i dont get bothered by chavs, but as soon as i go to one of the towns surrounding it its just a long line of insults by chav scum. One time on the bus, they were annoying me so much i got the bus driver to kick them off. That was a good day.
Anyway, i love britains history. Most of its people annoy the hell out of me. As does our current government. I just cant help but feel the glory days have gone. And i missed them because i wasnt born yet
Yea i feel the glory days are definitely gone :(