Thread Derail

[Sassafrass]

I say we derail this thread by not derailing it.
Yeah, beat that idea.

Anyway, I know me and Neon recently got a thread derailed and sunk by talking about the basement. To however created that thread, I humbly apologize. And whichever Mod or staff member high 5'd me for saying Kuliani was like the Robot Devil, hell yeah!

Oh you sonofa.

Link it. Link it now. You know the basement is strictly confidential. Only a strict few are allowed to talk about it.

Err...gimme a while to find it.
It has since got buried by about twenty billion threads and I can't remember what the thread was called.

Sass, You had been warned, I may need to revoke your frequent fondler card.

OK t- ...Wait, frequent fondler card? Why wasn't I informed I had one?
Dammit, I could have abused that card...

 

[Avatar Roku]

Hey you know what is fun? Sleeping while being covered in peanut butter and barbeque sauce.

Not for me. My girlfriend's allergic to peanuts, that would be rather awkward. Now, Barbecue sauce and hot sauce...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

SNIP!

That! Is what you think my good sir!
...
We put up a decoy Basement.

YOU THERE, WITH THE SMEXY!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.188693-Poll-how-often-do-you-post

There ya go.
Cringe as we reveal the true sexiness horror of the basement.

You mean the remains of the Basement?
Yeah me and Sass kind of destroyed it behind you back with many aerial bombardments.
...
OH SHIT THAT CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

DAMMIT! Keep that to yourself, dammit!

SHIT THAT WAS ALSO CLASSIFIED!

 

[thepopeofatheism]

But, sucking cock is what I'm good at. It's what I do and who I am! You can't tell me what to do!

Wow, buddy. You should keep that to yourself.

Wow, how incredibly inappropriate and disturbing. What is up with today, this is the second time I've been insulted for no reason. I mean really, what the hell.

Random acts of rudeness?

And Ralph Nader

Indeed. This happened earlier.

Wow...that makes the least sense of anything I've read in weeks.

 

[Insanum]

OK t- ...Wait, frequent fondler card? Why wasn't I informed I had one?
Dammit, I could have abused that card...

Well...I was keeping tally on a card. You were 3 more "bad touches" away from a free coffee...

And by "bad touches" i mean TOUCHING THE GODDAM BASEMENT DOOR!

Goddamnkidsnowadaysneverlearningtherabblerabblerabble

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Not for me. My girlfriend's allergic to my nuts, that would be rather awkward. Now, whale jism and porcupine excrement...

That is... unusual.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

But, sucking cock is what I'm good at. It's what I do and who I am! You can't tell me what to do!

Wow, buddy. You should keep that to yourself.

Wow, how incredibly inappropriate and disturbing. What is up with today, this is the second time I've been insulted for no reason. I mean really, what the hell.

Random acts of rudeness?

And Ralph Nader

Indeed. This happened earlier.

Wow...that makes the least sense of anything I've read in weeks.

And the very next thread I post on is this one. With your comment.

 

[Insanum]

SNIP!

That! Is what you think my good sir!
...
We put up a decoy Basement.

1.That was classified too.
2. THERE ARE NO DECOYS - EVIL CANNOT BE COPIED.
3.???
4.Profit!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

SNIP!

That! Is what you think my good sir!
...
We put up a decoy Basement.

1.That was classified too.
2. THERE ARE NO DECOYS - EVIL CANNOT BE COPIED.
3.???
4.Profit!

What's the third step?

 

[Insanum]

SNIP!

That! Is what you think my good sir!
...
We put up a decoy Basement.

1.That was classified too.
2. THERE ARE NO DECOYS - EVIL CANNOT BE COPIED.
3.???
4.Profit!

What's the third step?

It involves a Giraffe, a 1976 Chevy Mustang, a CD of Rick Astleys "Never gonna give you up", A selection of cheeses, The magic Basement Treedoor, a shotgun, a Stabilo Boss Highlighter pen (in blue), a mars bar and a monkey.

The rest is a closely guarded secret.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

SNIP!

That! Is what you think my good sir!
...
We put up a decoy Basement.

1.That was classified too.
2. THERE ARE NO DECOYS - EVIL CANNOT BE COPIED.
3.???
4.Profit!

What's the third step?

It involves a Giraffe, a 1976 Chevy Mustang, a CD of Rick Astleys "Never gonna give you up", A selection of cheeses, The magic Basement Treedoor, a shotgun, a Stabilo Boss Highlighter pen (in blue), a mars bar and a monkey.

The rest is a closely guarded secret.

...
Meh, ive been through worse....

Oh, and uh....
TELL ME *****!

 

[Insanum]

Meh, ive been through worse....

Oh, and uh....
TELL ME *****!

Have you ever tried to digest a 1976 Chevy Mustang?!? It takes more than a couple of rennie's to get rid of the indegestion.

...Ive said too much already...PLAY NICE!

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I heard this is the place for derailments.

I got my penny all ready for the tracks.

/holds up penny

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Meh, ive been through worse....

Oh, and uh....
TELL ME *****!

Have you ever tried to digest a 1976 Chevy Mustang?!? It takes more than a couple of rennie's to get rid of the indegestion.

...Ive said too much already...PLAY NICE!

FUCK NICE! IM GONNA GO BAT SHIT CRAZY!
*Grabs BFG-9000*

 

[lacktheknack]

This thread is now officially derailed. Thanks for the stress outlet, OP!

 

[Sassafrass]

OK t- ...Wait, frequent fondler card? Why wasn't I informed I had one?
Dammit, I could have abused that card...

Well...I was keeping tally on a card. You were 3 more "bad touches" away from a free coffee...

And by "bad touches" i mean TOUCHING THE GODDAM BASEMENT DOOR!

Goddamnkidsnowadaysneverlearningtherabblerabblerabble

I'm very sowwy...
Pwease let me have a fwee cofwee, Mr. Insanum? Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*

[sup]God, that hurt me to type like that...[/sup]

Stuff and things were before this.
SHIT THAT WAS ALSO CLASSIFIED!

GODDAMMIT!
Don't make me send you to Swollen Goat as punishment!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OK t- ...Wait, frequent fondler card? Why wasn't I informed I had one?
Dammit, I could have abused that card...

Well...I was keeping tally on a card. You were 3 more "bad touches" away from a free coffee...

And by "bad touches" i mean TOUCHING THE GODDAM BASEMENT DOOR!

Goddamnkidsnowadaysneverlearningtherabblerabblerabble

I'm very sowwy...
Pwease let me have a fwee cofwee, Mr. Insanum? Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*

[sup]God, that hurt me to type like that...[/sup]

Stuff and things were before this.
SHIT THAT WAS ALSO CLASSIFIED!

GODDAMMIT!
Don't make me send you to Swollen Goat as punishment!

Ill be good daddy! I promise!
...
Dammit what isn't Classified?

 

[CNKFan]

Not for me. My girlfriend's allergic to my nuts, that would be rather awkward. Now, whale jism and porcupine excrement...

That is... unusual.

I was told to derail the thread and hampster colon pixie!

 

[Insanum]

OK t- ...Wait, frequent fondler card? Why wasn't I informed I had one?
Dammit, I could have abused that card...

Well...I was keeping tally on a card. You were 3 more "bad touches" away from a free coffee...

And by "bad touches" i mean TOUCHING THE GODDAM BASEMENT DOOR!

Goddamnkidsnowadaysneverlearningtherabblerabblerabble

I'm very sowwy...
Pwease let me have a fwee cofwee, Mr. Insanum? Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*

[sup]God, that hurt me to type like that...[/sup]

NEVER. And dont type like that...Goat'll think your flirting.

Stuff and things were before this.
SHIT THAT WAS ALSO CLASSIFIED!

GODDAMMIT!
Don't make me send you to Swollen Goat as punishment!

But thats cruel, Unusual...And i love it[/I].

 

[Sassafrass]

OK t- ...Wait, frequent fondler card? Why wasn't I informed I had one?
Dammit, I could have abused that card...

Well...I was keeping tally on a card. You were 3 more "bad touches" away from a free coffee...

And by "bad touches" i mean TOUCHING THE GODDAM BASEMENT DOOR!

Goddamnkidsnowadaysneverlearningtherabblerabblerabble

I'm very sowwy...
Pwease let me have a fwee cofwee, Mr. Insanum? Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*

[sup]God, that hurt me to type like that...[/sup]

Stuff and things were before this.
SHIT THAT WAS ALSO CLASSIFIED!

GODDAMMIT!
Don't make me send you to Swollen Goat as punishment!

Ill be good daddy! I promise!
...
Dammit what isn't Classified?

Uhh...how sexy me, you and Insanum are?
I'm having a loving day today. I'm spreading the love around the Escapist. Flowers, kittens, rainbows and all that shit.