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*The Story So Far*
The stupid dog Was eating my Big and sharp special edition action figurine of Hugh Heffner's mansion complete with all the curvy turns and pretty flowers in the Hexoric galaxy with pies on the top of the man's head, which caused a sudden shock to his cybernetic legs which are really ugly Though quite functional they were made of solid oxygen and cardboard crust's Which smell like A fish Market Whilst it is not the worst at misquoting, but my avatar's coolio was on fire and covered in ugly and dirty packs of rats who were so fluorescent pink that The universe ended...and it was totally not awesome It began anew and everything was priced half off Which was quite Usefull in terms kitties and dimes which were superfluous to the plot of Halo two Unfortunately for YOU It wasn't real and you melted with a torch All of a sudden Which, though sad was incredibly funny and kinda smelly with rocky horror doing the mambo under a banana Not suspecting the knife-wielding tobogganists of such foul-play I leant upon the off button which disabled the neurotic pink dinosaur that ended the reign of the great, cruel king of the pixies then i learned about my larynx's sticky pleghm membrane on my face which spontaneously combusted due to the intensely hot cattle-prod which I found in the cow who had said Ow, my head! The quantum laser fired at the forum's General Moderator who had a huge ban hammer which collided with the trolls account splatering green slime all over the world-wide interweb, causing a massive yet totally epic fail yet somehow it Was not seen by master chief who was sleeping with a cabbage one drunken night under da sea and chuck norris pitied da fool who messes with a robot's gigantic rusty yellow penis which disturbed me but hypnotized me to some extent While i sat on pudding cups That were full
The stupid dog Was eating my Big and sharp special edition action figurine of Hugh Heffner's mansion complete with all the curvy turns and pretty flowers in the Hexoric galaxy with pies on the top of the man's head, which caused a sudden shock to his cybernetic legs which are really ugly Though quite functional they were made of solid oxygen and cardboard crust's Which smell like A fish Market Whilst it is not the worst at misquoting, but my avatar's coolio was on fire and covered in ugly and dirty packs of rats who were so fluorescent pink that The universe ended...and it was totally not awesome It began anew and everything was priced half off Which was quite Usefull in terms kitties and dimes which were superfluous to the plot of Halo two Unfortunately for YOU It wasn't real and you melted with a torch All of a sudden Which, though sad was incredibly funny and kinda smelly with rocky horror doing the mambo under a banana Not suspecting the knife-wielding tobogganists of such foul-play I leant upon the off button which disabled the neurotic pink dinosaur that ended the reign of the great, cruel king of the pixies then i learned about my larynx's sticky pleghm membrane on my face which spontaneously combusted due to the intensely hot cattle-prod which I found in the cow who had said Ow, my head! The quantum laser fired at the forum's General Moderator who had a huge ban hammer which collided with the trolls account splatering green slime all over the world-wide interweb, causing a massive yet totally epic fail yet somehow it Was not seen by master chief who was sleeping with a cabbage one drunken night under da sea and chuck norris pitied da fool who messes with a robot's gigantic rusty yellow penis which disturbed me but hypnotized me to some extent While i sat on pudding cups That were full
