Three word story

[Reasonable Doubt]

All those who....

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...sap mah sentry...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

are assholes who.....

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...kick kittens and...

 

[Anarchemitis]

eat very flammable...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Liquid causing them...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...to explode violently...

 

[Anarchemitis]

with lots -bang-

 

[Lord Krunk]

of hippy goodness...

 

[Dante_Alucard]

and absurd smell

 

[Johnn Johnston]

of wet dogs. (End of sentence)

 

[fat american]

When the large...
(stay appropiate)

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...pen is writing...

 

[Lazzi]

...its ink spills...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...and forms some...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

...shallow deposits of...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...pale blue ink...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

...that almost resembles...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...my dog's face...

 

[Xhumed]

...if it were...