Throw Something Else!

[likalaruku]

I use a time machine to travel back to the 90s & put it in a sprite comic.

I throw a hyper golden Labrador Retriever covered in peanutbutter at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER LABRADOR TIME!
I dance with a pair of maracas while the dog licks itself.

I throw my maracas at the next poster.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I smash them under one foot.

I throw a koi fish at the next poster.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I smash them under one foot.

I throw a koi fish at the next poster.

I throw it back at you.

I throw a copy of Lesbian Vampire Killers on Blu-Ray at the next poster.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I destroy that crap

I throw a concrete guitar at the next poster

 

[Lambi]

I catch it and play concrete music for everyone.

I throw Mario and Luigi at the next poster

 

[Azraellod]

I paint Mario green and Luigi red. Just to cause confusion.

I throw red and green paint pots at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I interpret it as a metaphor for autumn leaves.

I throw a tree at the next poster.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I smash it with my forehead.

I throw my pants at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I wear them on my head, go to a college frat party and become the talk of the town.

I throw a french kid's nose at the next poster.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I shoot it, quick draw.

I throw a TV remote at the next poster.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I catch the TV remote and turn down the volume on my TV in order to gain maximum concentration. I throw Frank from Donnie Darko at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I push him off a cliff, then wonder who that was I just killed.

I throw a mask at the next poster.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I catch the mask, put it on and throw Frank from Donnie Darko at the next poster. He's dead, but he still packs a punch.

If you don't know who he is, google image it. You'll be sorry...

 

[Azraellod]

No. I have no interest in who he is. I'll just set fire to his corpse and be on my way.

I throw an ocarina at the next poster.

 

[mariosuperlative]

I play a deadly tune with the ocarina which manifests into a solid and powerful object of tuneishness. I chuck it at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I lose my hearing a second before it hits, so it has no effect on me.

I throw a red pen at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I write with it on red paper.

I throw a Freemason at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I deny his existence.

I throw an autodialler at the next poster.