Throw Something Else!

[SteakHeart]

I deny it's existence. How do you like them apples?

I throw apples at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I eat two of them, and use the rest to attract and capture birds.

I throw a seagull at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

It flies over me and I quickly dodge it's poop.

I throw vitamin at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

I overthrow her and become the true monarch of dancing.

I throw my tap shoes at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

it's over-complicity confuses me, and my head explodes

I throw rain at the next poster

 

[Azraellod]

I block it with my umbrella.

I throw my umbrella at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I use it for the heavy rain someone sent me in my e-mail.

I throw the Internet at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

I hide it atop Big Ben, and assign a hoard of clockwork robots to guard it.

I throw the minute hand of Big Ben at the next poster (it's funny, because although it is a minute hand, it's not exactly minute! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!).

 

[Azraellod]

I paint it yellow and nail it to my garden fence.
[sup]Because I can[/sup]

I throw a carrot at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I catch it, peel it, wash it and chop it up. I then use it in my stew.

I throw stew at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I scream in terror. I just had stew...

I throw a rock with an engine in it at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I run away from it as I wonder why the rock is moving and making engine noises.

I throw my fear at the next poster

 

[Azraellod]

I place it in a box and shake it around, making it worse.

I throw a bottle of champagne at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shoot it out of the air and make it rain champagne (and shards of glass).

I throw a possessed cat (that is also on fire) at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I banish the possessed spirit from the cat, and douse the flames. I nurse it beck to health tenderly over the next few months.

I throw a dead shrew at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

"Kids! We're eatin' tonight!"

I throw Derren Brown at the next poster.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I snap it in half and throw it away without a second thought.

I throw a canister filled with the Scarecrow's fear gas at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

Thankfully, I remembered to bring my gasmask with me. I put it on just in time for the gas to land near me and affect every one else around me.

I throw heavy metal music at the next poster