Throw Something Else!

[CounterAttack]

nom nom nom.

I throw a Sandvich at the next poster.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I catch it and stash it my bag of holding.

I throw an ether to the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

Hot potato! *Throws to next guy*

 

[squidbuddy99]

I eat the potato ether.
I throw a hill at the below poster.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'm forced to hastily teleport away.
I throw a phoenix down at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I use it on Aeris.

I throw my new RP at the next poster.

 

[Knife-28]

Your RP (Being simple text) bonces harmlessly off me.

I throw a Cane toad at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I catch the toad and throw a poison dart frog.

 

[Azraellod]

I swallow it and become horribly ill.

I throw my deathbed at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge it.

I throw Bakura at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I Google webcomics for an hour.
I throw a garden at the next guy.

 

[CounterAttack]

I use it to defend my house from zombies.

I throw a wedding cake at the next poster.

 

[TheLastCylon]

I invoke the rule of "whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger" and use the stomach ache to become all powerful.

I throw an apple pie the size of the universe at the next poster

 

[Zeromaeus]

I dominate it!
I throw a Fire 3 at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I evade it.
I throw an asteroid at the next guy.

 

[CounterAttack]

I send Bruce Willis to blow it up before it hits me.

I throw a deadly bagel at the next poster.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I dodge it in a Matrix style fashion, however as I get back up the bagel spins backwards and hits me in the back of the head cracking my skull.

I throw my cracked skull at the next poster.