Throw Something Else!

[CounterAttack]

I catch it and use it as an instrument. Yeah, Toast!

I throw a mattress at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I sleep on it and wake up well rested

I throw ceiling cat at the next poster

 

[CounterAttack]

As a servant of Basement Cat, I vaporize Ceiling Cat with my eye lazors.

I throw vampire dust at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I deflect with ceiling cats brother, monorail cat

I throw a fit at the next poster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I drag you home and scold you.

I throw a seizure at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I catch it in my mouth and spit it in the sink.

I throw a javelin at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge it.

I throw a spear at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

The blade cuts my leg off and I bleed to death.

The spear also hits a catapult rope, cutting it and throwing my corpse at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get guts and gore all over me.

I throw my gory cloths at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I clean them and charge you.
I throw a drier at the next guy.

 

[CounterAttack]

It hits me in the head and breaks my neck.

I throw a shuriken at the next poster.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Deus ex machina (I'm not dead)

I throw you monkey drugged with LSD at you
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[Code Monkey]

I nurse it back to health, and name him Poncho.

I throw Poncho at the next poster.

 

[ottenni]

I catch it and use for my evil schemes. MWAHAHAHA!

I throw a FLARE!

 

[oppp7]

I duck and throw a chair leg.

 

[G-Virus]

I catch it and use it as a peg leg.

I throw my real leg!

 

[Sam G]

I catch it, take a bite and spit the chewed-up flesh in an orphan's hair.

I throw a paving slab at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge it, but it hits some old lady's car.

I throw a cart at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I catch it and put it on tracks, them push into RED base where it explodes.

I throw a can of soda at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I drink it, then convulse on the ground. How could I forget how much I hate soda?

I throw an old newspaper at the next poster.