Throw Something Else!

[Pimppeter2]

I bring it to Ireland

I throw a deck of cards at the next person

 

[Lambi]

I catch bitterness from Swollen Goat and get bitter about it.

I trow a shoop da whoop at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I counter it with a FALCOWN PAWNCH!!
I throw a penguin with a santa hat on at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I eat it and put the santa hat on my santa hat.

I trow Slouch at the next poster.

 

[linuxthefish]

i eat the free favor.

i throw a black hole at the next poster

 

[CounterAttack]

I tap two and play Counterspell.

I throw a Shoe Tree at the next poster.

 

[squidbuddy99]

I dodge it like George W. Bush.

I throw 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lex Luthor steals them, and that's terrible.

I throw a meme at the next poster

 

[CounterAttack]

Can't let you do that, Hail Fire!

I throw an ASHPD at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

A shuriken heiling pedo dog?
[sup]But really, what is ASHPD?[/sup]

I throw a Keyblade at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I knock it away with a scythe.

I throw an over sized scythe at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I try to hold it up, but it falls on me and chrushes me.

I throw a chrush at the next poster.

 

[Keepitclean]

I catch it, look at it and say "WTF is a chrush?"

I throw a Dog at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

From Half-Life 2? He crushes me.
[sup]@Keepitclean: It's supposed to be crush, like a love crush. I just sometimes accidentally press h when writing crush or some other words.[/sup]

I throw a misspell at the next poster.

 

[Keepitclean]

I devourite with satanistic zeal

I throw my poo at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I cringe at the incredibly poor spelling, then pick it apart like the grammar nazi I am.
I throw a blobfish at the next poster (or has that been done already?)
I HATE NINJAS!
Darn monkeys! I dodge it and it hits my friend.
I throw a blobfish.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shoot it out of the air.

I throw the chunks of blobfish at the next poster.

 

[Keepitclean]

I catch it, bust out my field guide, find out what a blob fish is, quickly put the blob fish chunks down and clean my hand.

I throw a mirror at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I catch it and use it to kill The Guy Made of Bees.

I throw an infinite loop at the next poster.