Throw Something Else!

[Azraellod]

I distract him with the Joker, then run away.

I throw an electric hammer at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I take it.

I throw Shanks and Lund at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I don't get the reference, and Google them.

I throw suicidal despair at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I put Itoshki Sensei in front of me.

I throw something truly horrible at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I get a faceful of 4chan and BrokenCYDE.

I scrape the thing off of my face and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I bravely run away.

I throw the holy hand grenade at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I pick it up and remove the pin.

I throw the pin at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I catch it, and count to three.

I throw the number 3 at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

My brain explodes trying to figure out how someone can throw a number.

I cast flare at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I am blinded, and start yelling hurtful curse words.

I throw a tube of toothpaste at the next poster. It's practical joke toothpaste, and will turn your teeth bright green

 

[Azraellod]

Aww...
I stroke it for a while, until my allergies force me to leave.
...I don't care if it's fat, I love cats.

I throw a burst ink cartridge at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I catch and use it. Precious...Ink....

I throw a fish at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I cook it, then release it back into the ocean.

I throw an albatross at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I convince it to leave me alone, being an albatross whisperer.

I throw the thing at the next poster.

(Pick whichever one you want)

 

[Azraellod]

Eek. It's all orange and hideous.

I throw a suggestion box at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

*Bump* Ow! For Christ's sake, sharp edges! Hang on, let's have a little read... 'Next time don't use the buzzard', 'The show was good except the buzzard', 'You fucking idiot, why did you use the buzzard'. Where the hell did you get this?

I throw an accidentally long post at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

I wisely follow the advice contained in said sugestion box and throw Azraellod's useless Millennium Ring at the next poster.