Throw Something Else!

[Code Monkey]

I catch it and throw it into the forrest. Because as we all know, that will get rid of it for good.

I throw a paradox at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I try to figure it out, making my head explode.

I throw something angry at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

I catch a small, viking lemming. Ooh, look at his little teeth gnashing.

I throw a certain drunk, Irish bookshop owner at the next poster.

Spoiler: I'll give you a clue - it is this bloke

[img/]http://cdn.view.co.uk/upload/users/Bernard%20Black-bernard_classic1.png[/img]

 

[Code Monkey]

I catch him and rock him to sleep.

I throw a Shamrock, Lephricon, Pint of ale, and all my other Irish stereotypes at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

I asplode from racism shock due to the fact I'm of German ancestry.

Throws a keg of beer, a Mercedes, a strange sexual fetish, and all the other German stereotypes that come to mind.

 

[Azraellod]

I disregard them all with an air of annoyance.

I throw the industrial revolution at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I am industrialized.

I throw my shoe at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I hide a mouse in it.

I throw a shotgun cartridge at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I reload.

I throw the most depressing song I know at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I listen to it a couple of times, then kill myself.

I throw a dead pigeon at the next poster.

 

[Kud]

*it hits me in the face* Eww man! thats so wrong!

I throw my lungs at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

Don't you, you know,kinda need those? Returns lungs.

Throws English Socialism at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I regret not paying attention in Social Studies.

I use hypnotism to convince you that I threw something terrible, but in reality I didn't.

 

[Darth Pope]

I'm a Hutt, don't you know your mind tricks are useless on my kind?

Throws a non sequitur at the next poster.

 

[Kud]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs away and falls off a cliff*

I throw a Wii remote at the next poster.

[sub]EDIT: Ninja'd, but it still works[/sub]

 

[Code Monkey]

I am filled with terror, As only now I realize that I have a fear of them.

I throw a case of Anatidaephobia

 

[SteakHeart]

I am scared of whatever that means.

I throw a perverted thought at the next poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

OH GOD, THE MARSHMALLOWS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! GOD MAKE IT STOP! SHALLOTS!

Throws a carefully concocted argument in favor of stronger protection of the 2nd Amendment at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Huh. That's pretty gross.
You have a sick mind.
I stick my fingers in my ears and sing "La La La!"

I throw a coil of rope at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I save it for later.

I throw whatever the next poster fears most at the next poster.