Time for some Mortal Combat!

[NoOne852]

I bring bullets because as a great man once said "Some people think they can outsmart me...maybe, maybe...but I've yet to meet man who could outsmart bullet!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a spy disguised as a medic...

 

[thesilentman]

I'm bringing my shadows as an even wiser man said that there's nothing that doesn't have a shadow in the mortal plane. And you, dear boy, are part of the mortal plane.

 

[NoOne852]

I bring:

Spoiler: yes, I'm starting this again

Your shadows are no match for swords of light!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a can of gasoline and some matches. Your silly cardboard is no match for fire!

 

[thesilentman]

I bring rain via Lust!

 

[thesilentman]

I have alchemy and the Truth, what more could I want?

OH SHI- I'm fighting myself??! NOPE. >:-D

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a virus and reduce one of the above two posts to nothingness

 

[thesilentman]

I bring an Anti-Life Equation that reduces you all to pure evil, except for me, as I CREATED IT!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring a shield of illogical good which protects me from your crazy evil math...

 

[NoOne852]

I bring The Hulk...cause we are totally best buds >_>

 

[souper soup guy]

I bring a psychotherapist.

 

[Ruedyn]

I bring a psycho rapist.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I bring a psycho baptist.

 

[NoOne852]

I bring bear cavalry!

 

[VanQ]

I bring a man in an extremely large and well fortified tank with ridiculously large guns and cannons. However, he would prefer to be driven closer so he can hit you with his sword.

 

[thesilentman]

..... Can I just kidnap you and be done with it? Tis would be shame to fight you.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring anarchy, hatred, and some Molotov cocktails.

 

[thesilentman]

I bring alchemy to this thread.

 

[NoOne852]

(didn't you already bring that?)
I bring red matter because F physics.