Time for some Mortal Combat!

[thesilentman]

I bring illogic to this thread. This thread is now borked. BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK

 

[thesilentman]

BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK

*continues*

 

[NoOne852]

I bring Spock to restore logic!

 

[thesilentman]

I bring the Enterprise to deal with Spock!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring mind controlling space parasites to take over the federation... therefore I bring the federation which crushes your puny enterprise.

 

[thesilentman]

I bring the Death Star!

 

[Basement Cat]

I bring the technovirus to reduce the Death Star to inert material.

My hill!

Oh, wait--wrong thread!

How embarrassing!!!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring... norton anti virus

 

[StormShaun]

I bring ... call over my local computer tech guy.

 

[thesilentman]

I bring Linux.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I bring updates to the PS3 firmware... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[thesilentman]

SPAMBOT. BE GONE WITH YOUR IMPUDENCE. SUMMON THE MODERATION TEAM!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat the moderation team with a Dance Dance Revolution Attack...

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat DDR with thunderbolts!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat thunderbolts with a lightning rod placed about fifty feet away from me that somehow draws them away.

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat your lightning rod by warping reality.

***** PLEASE; I USE ALCHEMY.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat your reality warp with... antimatter?

 

[MrCollins]

I defeat your complex physics with my theism.

 

[thesilentman]

I defeat theism with logic.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I defeat logic with chaos theory.