Times you have put jerks in their place

[Kwaren]

My best was when a jerk walked into a Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant that I frequent and yelled, "KONICHIWA" (Japanese for hello in case you didn't know). I saw this act of ignorance and decided to act. I promptly got out of my seat, walked up to him and said in Japanese, "Hello, I am Corum. Are you in Suzuki Sensei's night class?" He just stood there dumbfounded for a second until I added, once again in Japanese, "The fish is delicious." He just shook his head and walked to his table where is friend was waiting to tell him "That guy just made an ass out of you."


EDIT: For everyone who thinks that I was in the wrong, you should quit judging me and telling me how I was wrong. You weren't there so you don't know how things transpired. I will not be responding to anymore on this thread.

 

[night_chrono]

I cornered the stereotypical big dumb jock that gave me shit in high school, and made him shit his pants.

 

[Brandon237]

My best was when a jerk walked into a Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant that I frequent and yelled, "KONICHIWA" (Japanese for hello in case you didn't know). I saw this act of ignorance and decided to act. I promptly got out of my seat, walked up to him and said in Japanese, "Hello, I am Corum. Are you in Suzuki Sensei's night class?" He just stood there dumbfounded for a second until I added, once again in Japanese, "The fish is delicious." He just shook his head and walked to his table where is friend was waiting to tell him "That guy just made an ass out of you."

I'm not the pragmatic vindicator type, however if someone is being a blatant polluter, Neo-Nazi, animal abuser then I become like an arctic cold front with hungry wolves hiding in it's falling hail and come as close to growling as any human ever should. However I never do it when personally insulted.

 

[NotAPie]

In sixth grade I hit this kid who used his "short temper" as an excuse to get away with throwing tantrums.
By "hit him" I mean I introduced a math text book to his face.

 

[Grahav]

Sometimes I walk playing with keys in myhands and once I was in a dark bus stop and saw some mugger like fellows. I tried to cross over but a guy bigger than me started to demand money and my cell phone,I tried to ignore him but he grabbed my arm and asked:

"What do ya have in your hand?"

My free hand gripped firmly my keys and some MAD rage made me answer:

"MY FUCKING KEY!!!"

A friend of the guy said.

"Let him go, this guy is crazy..."

And to home I Went.

 

[DividedUnity]

My best was when a jerk walked into a Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant that I frequent and yelled, "KONICHIWA" (Japanese for hello in case you didn't know). I saw this act of ignorance and decided to act. I promptly got out of my seat, walked up to him and said in Japanese, "Hello, I am Corum. Are you in Suzuki Sensei's night class?" He just stood there dumbfounded for a second until I added, once again in Japanese, "The fish is delicious." He just shook his head and walked to his table where is friend was waiting to tell him "That guy just made an ass out of you."

Youre my new hero hahaha.

OT: this idiot who couldnt handle his drink kept punching my friend in the back when we all packed into a crowd at a concert so I turned around and loomed over him just staring into his eyes witout blinking and he shit himself and walked off pushing his way to the back of the crowd.
This funny thing is I cant actually fight at all so if he hadda called my bluff it woulda ended badly

 

[Kwaren]

My best was when a jerk walked into a Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant that I frequent and yelled, "KONICHIWA" (Japanese for hello in case you didn't know). I saw this act of ignorance and decided to act. I promptly got out of my seat, walked up to him and said in Japanese, "Hello, I am Corum. Are you in Suzuki Sensei's night class?" He just stood there dumbfounded for a second until I added, once again in Japanese, "The fish is delicious." He just shook his head and walked to his table where is friend was waiting to tell him "That guy just made an ass out of you."

Youre a fucking massive nerd

Thank You

 

[kurupt87]

Back when I was at secondary school (High Scool for you yankees), this one guy kept throwing things at the back of my head. Stupid, I know. Asked him to stop, told him to stop, no dice. Tried ignoring him, again, not working. I have a fairly short fuse at the best of times, and to fix it I'd probably normally just leave, but I refused to and couldn't in the middle of class anyway. Continue for 20 minutes.

I'm pretty annoyed now (my friend next to me was scared and stopped trying to talk to me), and at the end of the lesson I got up, turned around and walked up to him. Imagine standard answer, along the lines of, "What? Hurhurhur. *smiles at friend who smiles/hurhurhurs*".

I snapped, must've hit him 10 times with his head bouncing back from the whiteboard at the back of the room. Two teachers stood and watched, everyone in the class cheered, and my mate eventually pulled me off.

I left, went to the toilet to splash water on my face, and reported myself to reception saying I'd got into a fight, where a bemused receptionist told me to sit while she got senior staff. Ended up with a two day suspension, but no mark on my school record as it was deemed I was provoked. Fair cop, I thought.

It was satisfying to the nth degree and I actually became fairly legendary in my year for this, but I can't recommend it as a course of action.

It was also the last time someones been a jerk to me where I didn't deserve it (aka I'm drunk), but that is probably more due to the fact that I'm now 6ft5.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

To that you are an idiot. Unless he was really being jerkish in saying hello in some odd odd way, there was no reason to call him out of it. Fun is fun is fun, be it saying hello in a different language, which i do a lot, or doing something else stupid. being offended is for women with PMS.
Also, if he did understand it and talked to you back, would it not have been your ignorance. The meaning of jerk is not ignorance, but the lack of care for others well being, it is not the lack of consideration for a pet peeve of yours.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Well, I am a Muslim immigrant to America and I went to a school full of Southern, Republican, Catholics (in other words stupid, intollerant, Rednecks)and I got crap every damn day. In my math class (Geometry) we did a really hard problem and while I am great at math Geometry is my weakness. Anyways, I got it wrong and this stupid jock/"cool guy"/gangster wannabe (who had a 15 in the class not even joking) started shooting his mouth off saying "Oh look, Mr. Muslim got it wrong, school must not be going very well for you, are you gonna drop out of school and become a terrorist like the rest of your family?"

So I'm just like: Are you saying this stuff just to annoy me? or are you a genuine idiot?

He said: "What's that suppose to mean Sandnigger?" (with a stupid smirk on his face)

my ending statement: You know nothing of my family, my culture, or religion and yet you make these statements. You are ignorant and close-minded and you judge me based on what you learn from the media, you are an idiot. Still need a dictionary hot-shot?

 

[quiet_samurai]

I killed a guy once... cut ME off in traffic will you?

 

[Kwaren]

To that you are an idiot. Unless he was really being jerkish in saying hello in some odd odd way, there was no reason to call him out of it. Fun is fun is fun, be it saying hello in a different language, which i do a lot, or doing something else stupid. being offended is for women with PMS.
Also, if he did understand it and talked to you back, would it not have been your ignorance. The meaning of jerk is not ignorance, but the lack of care for others well being, it is not the lack of consideration for a pet peeve of yours.

Ok let me lay this out better for you then. It was a Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant. No one there speaks Japanese. He YELLED the word. I'll try to show you what it sounded like. "Cow nee chee waa" It was very drawn out and obnoxious. There is a difference between fun and blatant racism. He said it to be an ass to the workers (who are all Chinese). Now I think you should go ahead and rethink your post from a different perspective.

 

[hazabaza1]

I did have one time in my maths class, when this chav type jerk person was flicking pens at me. One landed where he couldn't reach, so he told me to get his pen.
"No." I said.
"Just give me the damn pen, nerd."
"Nope."
"Why the fuck not?"
And, well, I really disliked this person. Very much so. So I came back with "well Dayne, I won't give you the pen, because I despise you. I'm not over exaggerating, not at all, you see, one of the reasons that I dislike this class, is because I know I'll have to be here for an hour, with you a table next to me, being completely stupid and showing no regard for those who want to learn. That is why I won't get you the pen, and that is why I despise you."
"SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE!" He shouts, standing up and moving over to me.
"Okay", I reply. "I will not get you the pen because I de-" Before I could say it again, the teacher sent him out for swearing. Still fun though.

 

[SturmDolch]

I haven't. But the next bus driver that is a jerk to me is going to hear it... Edmonton Transit Service employs some absolute tools as bus drivers. There's some genuinely nice ones, but many are asshats. Ask if they're stopping at Southgate Mall, and they'll look at you and say sarcastically, "Well, what does the bus say?" "Er... Millgate?" "Well, Southgate's on the way there, isn't it?". They try to make you feel like a dumbass for no reason. One day, that will make me flip out. I need a car before that happens.

Oh, this one time this guy beside me in grade 8 was being annoying so I flipped out and pushed him off his chair and onto the floor and hit him a few times. Apparently, that counted as kicking his ass, so lots of people commended me on it.

 

[Gothic_Ronin]

I was at a house party for my brothers birthday, and it was around 3am and I decided to leave and was walking to my car I had left at a freinds acouple blocks away. As I came around a corner a wanna be banger probably in his late teens steps out from a bush. "Hey man you got a smoke?" I dont smoke, so I told him so and as I stepped to move around him he pulls this dinky pocket knife (I kid you not it couldnt be more than a couple of inches) and says "Well give me your wallet" Of course Im already in a bad mood over something that had happened earlier (ill spare ya the details) So I am in no mood to play with this douche. So I shook my head "sorry man dont have a wallet" Something he didnt want to hear no doubt. So he takes a step forward and I lean like in looking at someone behind him, of course hes paranoid so he glances behind him and I grabbed his wrist and yanked him off balance and I tried to knee him in the ribs But i dont know if i yanked harder than I though or what but I wound up kneeing him in the face and knocking him out cold. I picked up the knife and stole his wallet, Sad part was he had more money than i did so I took the cash and dropped the wallet in a storm drain on the way to my car.
To this day I wish I would have kept his id, it would have been awesome to show up on his doorstep someday. But I still have the pocket knife and use it to open my mail

 

[Kwaren]

To that you are an idiot. Unless he was really being jerkish in saying hello in some odd odd way, there was no reason to call him out of it. Fun is fun is fun, be it saying hello in a different language, which i do a lot, or doing something else stupid. being offended is for women with PMS.
Also, if he did understand it and talked to you back, would it not have been your ignorance. The meaning of jerk is not ignorance, but the lack of care for others well being, it is not the lack of consideration for a pet peeve of yours.

Ok let me lay this out better for you then. It was a Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant. No one there speaks Japanese. He YELLED the word. I'll try to show you what it sounded like. "Cow nee chee waa" It was very drawn out and obnoxious. There is a difference between fun and blatant racism. He said it to be an ass to the workers (who are all Chinese). Now I think you should go ahead and rethink your post from a different perspective.

Still. I must agree with JoeNightmares point about "being offended is for women with PMS".

Come on, man - weren't you just looking to take offense? In a bad mood? No reason to, as JoeNightmare says, call him out on it. He may just have been an idiot, in which case I don't think there is any reason for you to act as you did.

I don't "look to take offense". I just thought it would be good to teach the guy to think before shooting his mouth off. I actually enjoy it when I am called out on my antics because it affords me a chance to learn form my mistakes. I try to do the same for others.