Tip of the Hat, Wag of my Finger!

[BrailleOperatic]

Tip of my hat, they're goddamn cookies.

Excessive motherfucking swearing.

 

[roleplayguy]

Wag of my motherfucking finger, watch your shitty language *****.

Purity rings

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Wag of my finger, no one likes the Jonas Brothers.

Justin Bieber.

 

[roleplayguy]

Tip of my hat. Playing his songs on my roof keeps pigeon crap of my lawn.

Las Vegas

 

[Asturiel]

Wag of my finger, we don't talk about Vagas here!

Bad moments.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Tip of my hat for keeping the world interesting.

Herrings that are colours other than red.

 

[roleplayguy]

Wag of my finger, call me a biggot but I just hate fish.

Green Day

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, a day devoted to my favorite color? What else could it possibly mean!

Bliss.

 

[Wildcard5]

Wag of the finger, hedonism is bad, look at what it did to professional golfers, motercycle enthuiasts, and former presidents.

The festive explosions of fireworks.

 

[Broken Orange]

Tip of the hat. It's fireworks, duh!

Jumping of a bridge because your friends are doing it.

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, if we don't have others to conform with were no better than amoebas!

SCIENCE!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Wag of my Finger for facilitating my ailing GPA.

Economists.

 

[roleplayguy]

Tip of my hat, because I have a limited understanding of what they actually do.

Silent movies.

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, better than 3D.

5D.

 

[Asturiel]

Tip of my hat, making capitalism possible since...

Japan.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Tip of my hat because it's OMG SO KAWAII~~!

Committing seppuku.

 

[Stone Wera]

Tip of my hat. Because the Shogun told me so!

EDIT: Oops... Forgetting.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

What were we talking about, again?

The convention for naming any new age art in any medium. [(depressing adjective) (noun)]

 

[Asturiel]

Wag of my finger, stop using such big words!

Why is our IQ rate falling?