To Americans: How much do you know about Canada? Vice Versa?

[steveo_justice]

Bestiality is only OK if it involves a moose.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

 

[henrius]

I know Canada is awesome

 

[KarumaK]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

MADMEN?!!!!!!
[HEADING=1]THIS IS CANADA!!!!![/HEADING]
*does extreamly epic kick and boots Karumak into the great canadian pit of death*
[sup]you totally set me up for it don't look suprised[/sup]

 

[KarumaK]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

MADMEN?!!!!!!
[HEADING=1]THIS IS CANADA!!!!![/HEADING]
*does extreamly epic kick and boots Karumak into the great canadian pit of death*
[sup]you totally set me up for it don't look suprised[/sup]

*KarumaK is saved by Paul at the last minute, leaving his legendary axe behind he falls to his death*
*KarumaK Turns and grabs the axe*

[HEADING=2]YOU WILL DIE![/HEADING]

*KarumaK delivers a Canada obliterating swing on Guitar Gamer at point blank range*

 

[HobbesMkii]

As an American, I know that Vancouver is a cheap place to get a movie made. I know that Newfies are a lot of fun, though pretty Newfie-centric. That the Quebecois speak French (although that one's easy), but that New Brunswick (to the north of Maine) is the only province which is constitutionally billingual. You use to be subject to the British Empire, and now you're both a Commonwealth and Francophine nation. Donald Sutherland, Stan Rogers and Carmen Electra are famous Canadians. You guys were responsible for Juno Beach during the D-Day Landings.

I love Canadians. Canadians are the best!

On a completely unrelated note, is anyone else concerned that Barack Obama is completely unable to prove he was born in the U.S.?

What are you on? Here's his freaking birth certificate.
http://www.politifact.com/media/img/graphics/birthCertObama.jpg

Some people will repeat anything they hear.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

MADMEN?!!!!!!
[HEADING=1]THIS IS CANADA!!!!![/HEADING]
*does extreamly epic kick and boots Karumak into the great canadian pit of death*
[sup]you totally set me up for it don't look suprised[/sup]

*KarumaK is saved by Paul at the last minute, leaving his legendary axe behind he falls to his death*
*KarumaK Turns and grabs the axe*

[HEADING=2]YOU WILL DIE![/HEADING]

*KarumaK delivers a Canada obliterating swing on Guitar Gamer at point blank range*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! you didn't know we're all immune to axes?!
god I mean we're ALL lumberjacks, I thought you knew that what with the racial jokes but really!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSAHSSHHSHHAAA

 

[KarumaK]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

MADMEN?!!!!!!
[HEADING=1]THIS IS CANADA!!!!![/HEADING]
*does extreamly epic kick and boots Karumak into the great canadian pit of death*
[sup]you totally set me up for it don't look suprised[/sup]

*KarumaK is saved by Paul at the last minute, leaving his legendary axe behind he falls to his death*
*KarumaK Turns and grabs the axe*

[HEADING=2]YOU WILL DIE![/HEADING]

*KarumaK delivers a Canada obliterating swing on Guitar Gamer at point blank range*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! you didn't know we're all immune to axes?!
god I mean we're ALL lumberjacks, I thought you knew that what with the racial jokes but really!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSAHSSHHSHHAAA

FOOL! This is Paul Bunyan's Axe of Justice, it was created specifically to destroy Canadians! Your supposed immunity to axes has no effect while I wield this!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

MADMEN?!!!!!!
[HEADING=1]THIS IS CANADA!!!!![/HEADING]
*does extreamly epic kick and boots Karumak into the great canadian pit of death*
[sup]you totally set me up for it don't look suprised[/sup]

*KarumaK is saved by Paul at the last minute, leaving his legendary axe behind he falls to his death*
*KarumaK Turns and grabs the axe*

[HEADING=2]YOU WILL DIE![/HEADING]

*KarumaK delivers a Canada obliterating swing on Guitar Gamer at point blank range*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! you didn't know we're all immune to axes?!
god I mean we're ALL lumberjacks, I thought you knew that what with the racial jokes but really!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSAHSSHHSHHAAA

FOOL! This is Paul Bunyan's Axe of Justice, it was created specifically to destroy Canadians! Your supposed immunity to axes has no effect while I wield this!

silly silly yank!!
who do you think made that axe [HEADING=1]EH!!!???[/HEADING] US!! the best of the best of lumberjacks and that little lie let you feel safe while we planned

 

[KarumaK]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

MADMEN?!!!!!!
[HEADING=1]THIS IS CANADA!!!!![/HEADING]
*does extreamly epic kick and boots Karumak into the great canadian pit of death*
[sup]you totally set me up for it don't look suprised[/sup]

*KarumaK is saved by Paul at the last minute, leaving his legendary axe behind he falls to his death*
*KarumaK Turns and grabs the axe*

[HEADING=2]YOU WILL DIE![/HEADING]

*KarumaK delivers a Canada obliterating swing on Guitar Gamer at point blank range*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! you didn't know we're all immune to axes?!
god I mean we're ALL lumberjacks, I thought you knew that what with the racial jokes but really!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSAHSSHHSHHAAA

FOOL! This is Paul Bunyan's Axe of Justice, it was created specifically to destroy Canadians! Your supposed immunity to axes has no effect while I wield this!

silly silly yank!!
who do you think made that axe [HEADING=1]EH!!!???[/HEADING] US!! the best of the best of lumberjacks and that little lie let you feel safe while we planned

Once again your ego will be your downfall! We knew that you made it, we knew what you were doing. We were spying and reverse engineering we simply needed to know the proper process first! This axe was Paul's true weapon and it was made in [HEADING=2]AMERICA![/HEADING]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Maple leaf... eh...

I'm tapped out, though I suspect your all secretly planning to end the universe.

he knows too much! skip to plan 186.556/2445//mega mechs! canadians!!

I knew it! Luckily I have prepared for this day, time to take down the maple leaves!

*Presses button on watch* PAUL BUNYAN! SHOWTIME!

nice try, don't you think we're prepaird for just that?! paul might seem a little more "has aids" than usual don't you think?

A nice try on your part, BUT! You forgot to mutate the AIDS into giant AIDS, they won't spread fast enough to kill him at anything but a normal human life pace!

Prepare for the AXE OF JUSTICE!

you come to MY country! bearing a giant lumber jack?! you threaten my people with slavery and axe death?! I choose my words well YANK you should have done the same!

There will be no slavery! The Hat of Canada has been on us for far too long! This will be the end! Let us finish this you syrup filled madman!

MADMEN?!!!!!!
[HEADING=1]THIS IS CANADA!!!!![/HEADING]
*does extreamly epic kick and boots Karumak into the great canadian pit of death*
[sup]you totally set me up for it don't look suprised[/sup]

*KarumaK is saved by Paul at the last minute, leaving his legendary axe behind he falls to his death*
*KarumaK Turns and grabs the axe*

[HEADING=2]YOU WILL DIE![/HEADING]

*KarumaK delivers a Canada obliterating swing on Guitar Gamer at point blank range*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! you didn't know we're all immune to axes?!
god I mean we're ALL lumberjacks, I thought you knew that what with the racial jokes but really!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSAHSSHHSHHAAA

FOOL! This is Paul Bunyan's Axe of Justice, it was created specifically to destroy Canadians! Your supposed immunity to axes has no effect while I wield this!

silly silly yank!!
who do you think made that axe [HEADING=1]EH!!!???[/HEADING] US!! the best of the best of lumberjacks and that little lie let you feel safe while we planned

Once again your ego will be your downfall! We knew that you made it, we knew what you were doing. We were spying and reverse engineering we simply needed to know the proper process first! This axe was Paul's true weapon and it was made in [HEADING=2]AMERICA![/HEADING]

Dude more like [sup]made in china[/sup]lets be trueful here
no matter time to unleash my master plan THIS TIME without explaining to you!
[HEADING=1]AWAKEN CANADIAN MUSTAKRAKISH[/HEADING][sup] since it will happen near the speed of light I'll let you hear what it'll sound like first[/sup]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JpBY7sOJQ

 

[Mobius Ace]

You all seem very nice.

Although French Canadians scare me, and from what I've heard the rest of Canada hates French Canada, am I right?

well not so much hate them, its just we would rather have built a duckpond there instead and share it with the maritime region, they just appease us by lowering the drinking age...

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

dude honestly i dont know shit about canada. I think there leader is called a prime minister and if it is i dont know who he is or anything about the government.

THINGS I DO KNOW

They have free healthcare
they love hockey
they say 'eh alot
umm..... thats about it

 

[KarumaK]

Dude more like [sup]made in china[/sup]lets be trueful here
no matter time to unleash my master plan THIS TIME without explaining to you!
[HEADING=1]AWAKEN CANADIAN MUSTAKRAKISH[/HEADING][sup] since it will happen near the speed of light I'll let you hear what it'll sound like first[/sup]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JpBY7sOJQ

Fine made in china... but it was paid for by AMERICA! Either way I thank you for calling your demonic comrade, the portal to hell will allow Paul to return and defeat you!

Don't ask why he's in hell he did some stuff it's in the past.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Dude more like [sup]made in china[/sup]lets be trueful here
no matter time to unleash my master plan THIS TIME without explaining to you!
[HEADING=1]AWAKEN CANADIAN MUSTAKRAKISH[/HEADING][sup] since it will happen near the speed of light I'll let you hear what it'll sound like first[/sup]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JpBY7sOJQ

Fine made in china... but it was paid for by AMERICA! Either way I thank you for calling your demonic comrade, the portal to hell will allow Paul to return and defeat you!

Don't ask why he's in hell he did some stuff it's in the past.

Yeah but this is MUSTAKRAKISH, he's well an 40 METER tall ancient norweigen turned canadien lake troll from hell,................................... paul well ............................... ................................he's a giant lumberjack

 

[KarumaK]

Dude more like [sup]made in china[/sup]lets be trueful here
no matter time to unleash my master plan THIS TIME without explaining to you!
[HEADING=1]AWAKEN CANADIAN MUSTAKRAKISH[/HEADING][sup] since it will happen near the speed of light I'll let you hear what it'll sound like first[/sup]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JpBY7sOJQ

Fine made in china... but it was paid for by AMERICA! Either way I thank you for calling your demonic comrade, the portal to hell will allow Paul to return and defeat you!

Don't ask why he's in hell he did some stuff it's in the past.

Yeah but this is MUSTAKRAKISH, he's well an 40 METER tall ancient norweigen turned canadien lake troll from hell,................................... paul well ............................... ................................he's a giant lumberjack

Did I mention he's someone we're willing to sacrifice? Or that we gave him fillings that are nuclear warheads?

*Presses second watch button teleporting away as 2 second countdown begins*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Dude more like [sup]made in china[/sup]lets be trueful here
no matter time to unleash my master plan THIS TIME without explaining to you!
[HEADING=1]AWAKEN CANADIAN MUSTAKRAKISH[/HEADING][sup] since it will happen near the speed of light I'll let you hear what it'll sound like first[/sup]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JpBY7sOJQ

Fine made in china... but it was paid for by AMERICA! Either way I thank you for calling your demonic comrade, the portal to hell will allow Paul to return and defeat you!

Don't ask why he's in hell he did some stuff it's in the past.

Yeah but this is MUSTAKRAKISH, he's well an 40 METER tall ancient norweigen turned canadien lake troll from hell,................................... paul well ............................... ................................he's a giant lumberjack

Did I mention he's someone we're willing to sacrifice? Or that we gave him fillings that are nuclear warheads?

*Presses second watch button teleporting away as 2 second countdown begins*

let's run this down one more time MUST,A,KRAK,ISH.........alright? LAKE, TROLL, FROM, HELL
now, I'm gonna need t ask you if the name William Murderface, murderface, murderface means anything to you and if it doesn't I win,don't lie evan if your politician sre notoerios for it,.....alright they all lie but but I'll know if you fib

 

[santaandy]

I know that Labatt is their best beer, they prefer to write "strongly worded letters of concern" rather than escalate arguments, that they are practically half of our entertainment industry, their wimmunz are hot and like to read the news naked, Edmonton has the coolest mall in the world with an INDOOR SUBMARINE RIDE (how awesome is that?), and that Canada has the cheapest lap-dances in the world.

Combined with the rest of the information on this thread (truthful or not), sounds like an alright place to me. Might even move there someday.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I know that Labatt is their best beer, they prefer to write "strongly worded letters of concern" rather than escalate arguments, that they are practically half of our entertainment industry, their wimmunz are hot and like to read the news naked, Edmonton has the coolest mall in the world with an INDOOR SUBMARINE RIDE (how awesome is that?), and that Canada has the cheapest lap-dances in the world.

Combined with the rest of the information on this thread (truthful or not), sounds like an alright place to me. Might even move there someday.

join usssssssssssssss, join ussssssssssssss santaany!