To Marry an Escapist

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

No one, because I refuse to give relevance to the union of church and state.

I am one with the universe!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

 

[Baldry]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

I'm you remember, I figured the only other person for you was yourself.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

I'm you remember, I figured the only other person for you was yourself.

But I don't love count igor, I don't even know him. I'm a liar! :O

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

EternalNothingness, so we can share our deep love for Sonic the Hedgehog inflation with each other.

 

[Baldry]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

I'm you remember, I figured the only other person for you was yourself.

But I don't love count igor, I don't even know him. I'm a liar! :O

Yeah we went our separate ways, you still love yourself but I've moved on. And in fairness who could resist us.

 

[Dire Sloth]

Nasrin.
I have a non-lesbian crush on her.

 

[Pebkio]

Terminally single, thank you very much. I will gladly have a bachelor party though.

Redlin5 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Redlin5] can DJ, because that's a thing now.
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Kaleion>Kaleion can lead the roast because why not?
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/nsqared>This guy has to organize everything because he's the only one to ever befriend me.
<url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population>Everyone Else can show up naked and maybe pop out of a cake if they want.

 

[Fappy]

Nasrin.
I have a non-lesbian crush on her.

I'm in love with her cat, Boba.

SO ADORABLE X3

 

[soren7550]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,:

 

[Lucem712]

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

I now own 50% of the League! Also, 50% of the world if SWL's name has any truth to it.
(Yay, for no Prenup!)

 

[Fappy]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,:

I'm sorry. It seems I have broken many hearts

 

[StormShaun]

Snip

And I'll be the assassin...of course hired by the brovengers.

Also why do I get no love? Or least an invite or position to anyone's wedding...actually I might have but I didn't bother to look. xD

 

[Souplex]

Considering my girlfriend also uses the 'Pist, there isn't a right answer here.
At least not one I can post.

 

[soren7550]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,:

I'm sorry. It seems I have broken many hearts

FOR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!? *cries in a corner*

*realizes that I have an early copy of Pokemon Black 2 to distract me*

 

[soren7550]

Considering my girlfriend also uses the 'Pist, there isn't a right answer here.
At least not one I can post.

*stands behind menacingly*

Go ahead boyfriend. Answer his question.
*continues to not blink*

 

[ThunderCavalier]

*isn't on here enough to be loved by anyone*



*goes to the corner and cries*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

I now own 50% of the League! Also, 50% of the world if SWL's name has any truth to it.
(Yay, for no Prenup!)

I'm thinking this would be more of a monarchy-thing

You know, I die and you get complete control...

DON'T HIT ME! D:

 

[Lyri]

Lyri (for kindly correcting me everytime I say something that's plain wrong about DOTA)

I'm not putting out until I actually play a fucking game with you.

Personally I'm too narcissistic to marry any of you lot, I'd much rather masturbate over myself in a mirror.
Maybe I'll wear a dress and heels, I'd look killer in heels.

 

[Lucem712]

*isn't on here enough to be loved by anyone*



*goes to the corner and cries*

I shall marry you, friendo! EVERYONE GETS A MARRIAGE! YOU GET A MARRIAGE, YOU GET A MARRIAGE!

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

I now own 50% of the League! Also, 50% of the world if SWL's name has any truth to it.
(Yay, for no Prenup!)

I'm thinking this would be more of a monarchy-thing

You know, I die and you get complete control...

DON'T HIT ME! D:

No, no, Mr. Taco...You are much more useful to me alive. For Now.>

I mean, I love you, honey bear!