To Marry an Escapist

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Redlin5 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Redlin5] is definatly the DJ!

Why would you make me a DJ?

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

Just you wait and seeeeee...

[user]mParadox[/user] is my best man.

[user]Yahtzee Croshaw[/user] would be the priest. Yes, really.

[user]Marter[/user] would be the flower girl!

[user]MiracleOfSound[/user] is the DJ, obviously.

[user]Mr.Pandah[/user] could operate the bar!

[user]Aylaine[/user] could be the bridesmaid!

[user]Susan Arendt[/user] handles the decorations! The wedding will explode with cute.

I'm bookmarking this just in case I need to remember all of this! ;D

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

You are getting the best bucks night ever. It will involve enough alcohol to drown several children and it will be the best ever.

Wife: Aylaine, she is the nicest, gentlest person here. Also probably pretty fit (read: hot).
Best Man: Bobmus, Tizzy and Taco can fight for it.
DJ: Miracle of Sound

Ummmm

Party?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Binnsyboy would definitely be my best man! Daystar would be the MC during the wedding breakfast! The sword party would consist of all the military guys I have met on here, or argued alongside during the many thresds that needed it! The DJ would be Breakfast Man due to his songs of the day. Dvs Bstd and Matthew94 would be page boys P) and Fizz the toaster and Sky14kemea would bebridesmaids! Andy Shandy would perform the ceremony. Fappy, Topaz, Bobmus and Shrekfan would be ushers! And the Escapism UK crew would be the choir, for their valliant kareoke skills! Conducted by DragonsAteMyMarbles of course!

 

[Blood Brain Barrier]

Boudica. Whether she likes it or not.

 

[Infernai]

I'd marry any one of you with a Berserk avatar.

Oh Shinji, i always knew you had feelings for me! C'mere and give me a hug you fellow berserk fan you!

You better not be wearing that Berserk armor on our wedding night though.

I won't on the wedding night, but i make no promises about the Honeymoon..

 

[Evil Smurf]

Once my friends list fixes itself to where it starts showing me my friends, I will post about my theoretical Escapist Wedding. The person I would marry may have changed their username, so I can't be sure what to put here just yet.

What does it show currently?

 

[VeryOddGamer]

I would marry myself, and all of the people at the wedding would be me, because nobody loves me and I am a huge narcissist.

*sniff* *smug expression*

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Bride - Me
Priest - Me
Best man - Me
Brides Maid - Me

I don't really "know" most peeps on the Escapist, at least not to the extent some seem to, I don't get into big long conversations or anything so it feels like it'd be out of line for me to say I'd marry Boudica or whatever...

 

[omicron1]

I would marry Shamus Young [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Shamus+Young] if he weren't already taken.
Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] would have to perform the ceremony; I have a feeling this would result in the single most epic wedding in the history of weddings.

 

[Fappy]

I would marry Shamus Young [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Shamus+Young] if he weren't already taken.
Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] would have to perform the ceremony; I have a feeling this would result in the single most epic wedding in the history of weddings.

More like the most derailed wedding of all time!

Hopefully you don't have guests arriving by train!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Binnsyboy would definitely be my best man! Daystar would be the MC during the wedding breakfast! The sword party would consist of all the military guys I have met on here, or argued alongside during the many thresds that needed it! The DJ would be Breakfast Man due to his songs of the day. Dvs Bstd and Matthew94 would be page boys P) and Fizz the toaster and Sky14kemea would bebridesmaids! Andy Shandy would perform the ceremony. Fappy, Topaz, Bobmus and Shrekfan would be ushers! And the Escapism UK crew would be the choir, for their valliant kareoke skills! Conducted by DragonsAteMyMarbles of course!

It would be a Browedding!

I normally don't wear dressing, but for this wedding I think I can make an exception.

 

[scorptatious]

I don't know who I'd marry...

Uh... Vault 101 I guess? We both like Fallout: New Vegas.

 

[NoOne852]

I cant be married for a very simple reason.
A person can't love no one and so no one can't love someone.
Think about it, you can't go around saying "I love No One!" People would think you're crazy because you are.
It is quite simple.
[small]foreveralone.jpg[/small]

EDIT:

I'd marry noone, because otherwise whoever I picked would immediately have it annulled and then kill me. Or hire someone to kill me. Or both.

Then they would marry the hitman and live happily ever after.

Hey, dont bring me into this! I can't be loved! >_>

 

[Lunar Templar]

I can't be tied down man, I gotta be free! like the wind! A cowboy's gotta wonder the range man!

Too true, chum. I'll be leaving many a broken heart behind but I shall acompany you in freedom. Although, surely you're not averse to crashing the already established weddings?

>.> oh dear god .... i MUST post THAT song now

:3 enjoy the truth

OT: a certain person rocking an Arsenal avatar already is aware i would

i've had a crush on her for a long time now

 

[Baldry]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

I guess I'd marry [user]count igor[/user] since he's my best mate in this pit of happiness and we'd be good together.

My best man would be [user]Jedamethis[/user] due to the fact I could kill him if he says mean things.

Bridesmaid would be [user]FrostyChick[/user].

[user]Manaman[/user] would have the honour of being my priest.

And [user]Squidface[/user] would be my flower girl mainly because she's my actual girlfriend and I don't want her to miss my wedding.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I can't be tied down man, I gotta be free! like the wind! A cowboy's gotta wonder the range man!

Too true, chum. I'll be leaving many a broken heart behind but I shall acompany you in freedom. Although, surely you're not averse to crashing the already established weddings?

Of course not! a free bar is a free bar after all.

I'll bring my glass stetson (fer drinkin' out of, pilgrim). I'll be the drunkest man at everybody's wedding.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I think I'd be too busy helping other people out with their own wedding

Plus, being single flat out rules! There's....

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Since I'm pretty anti-romantic relations, I will consider this an evolution of platonic friendship!

For my groom, I shall choose two, cos' fuck the system.
[user]PsychicTaco115[/user] and [user]Secret World Leader (shhh)[/user] cos if you gotta marry someone might as well be to great guys with powerful connections.

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?