Top 5 Worst Games of All Time

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Xanadu84

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I was hoping to see some reminiscing, where people talk about there experiences in diving into the bargain bin of obscurity, and came out with things that are truly and epically horrible. Instead, this seems to be entirely a bunch of people who want to trash games they happen to not like. Come ON people: I don't like Halo myself, but you point your gun at thing, press a button and they die, which gives it at least enough functionality to keep off of a worst games of all time list. Call of Duty, WoW, pretty much all those very popular games...if those are your worst games, then i'm prepared say that you REALLY don't play a lot of games.

Im not sure I can come up with 5 I have played personally, but...Ill try.

Eternity's Child: A platform that seemed to have a good art style, until they became animated. Sounded like an interesting story until you realize the game doesn't actually bother to tell you the story. Sloppy, clunky, easy to get stuck, just bad in every way.

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings: I don't even remember this game very well, or even if that was its full name. I remember not doing anything in bland enviornments. It was obviously trying to capitalize on the movie, and failing. This was a total failure, and I was able to say this at the very height of my LotR fandom.

The Graveyard: I wanted to like this game, the problem is that despite its ambition, it failed at being good art. Normally It would get a few points for trying something unique keeping it off of the list, however though it merely fell short at being art, it TRULY failed at being a game. This has the strange honor of being one of the worst gamesever, but in a way I have respect for.

Blueberry Garden: Mainly for being such a let down. It sounded fun and quirky, and ended up being just downright bland. At least spectacularly bad games can be enjoyed out of irony. This game technically worked, it just didn't...do anything.

Cosmic Spacehead: A truly bad adventure game for Genesis that just grated on my nerves for some reason. In addition, tacked on platforming with frustrating, tiny jumps, 1 hit deaths, and nothing to give the sense that your guy was able to do anything meaningful.
 

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Flamezdudes said:
Gunblade7303 said:
What are yours? and why?

mine are
5. Darksider (All right game, but story made no sence and charecters sucked)
4. Halo Wars (RTS halo... nuff said)
3. Viva pinata (Do i have to say any more?)
2. Dragon age origins (Just couldent get into it)
1. Armor Core (Just got old fast)
What a shit list, Dragon Age Origins only came out and you're just putting it there because it was recent. It's an amazing game anyway!
I played it, i dident like it, what do you want from me? I liked KOTOR1, but this game just dident have its sheen to draw me in like that game did.
 

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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. No wait, thats not a game its an interactive slideshow. And a piss-poor one at that. So basically this and all the other generic choices for worst games ever. E.T, Superman 64 etc
 

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I don't think I've played a game that I'd consider "TEH WORST EVUR!~!1!ONE"

Let alone in the top 5.. Seems a little extreme to me. There are good games and poor games and a rage in-between. I still value the poor ones because they allow me to see the good ones as truly good.


Eg: GTA IV was poor, in my opinion, and through its poor-ness caused me to really appreciate the gem that was GTA: San Andreas.
 

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Fifth Element
They made a game of that? for what platform...
I would ask was it good but you've already mentioned you didnt like it

OT: I tend to avoid bad looking games, and surprisingly I've yet to buy a game I didn't like at least a little bit...
 

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im not gonna get into all the games i hate but my number most hated game is..........

VAMPIRE RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MEAN HONESTLY!!!!!
 

MiracleOfSound

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Worgen said:
miracleofsound said:
Worgen said:
every single game you have ever loved, thats my top 5 worst games
Now now, that's not nice. Just be kind to your fellow gamers and you'll get along fine.

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Time Lord on the NES
Ill be nice when people stop making these stupid threads, they only exist for people to piss off other people and we have so many of the damn things what I said is still nicer then yelling "SEARCHBAR!!!!"
I dunno, 4 pages of the thread would imply that people have a lot they'd still like to discuss on the topic.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
miracleofsound said:
Worgen said:
miracleofsound said:
Worgen said:
every single game you have ever loved, thats my top 5 worst games
Now now, that's not nice. Just be kind to your fellow gamers and you'll get along fine.

OT:

Time Lord on the NES
Ill be nice when people stop making these stupid threads, they only exist for people to piss off other people and we have so many of the damn things what I said is still nicer then yelling "SEARCHBAR!!!!"
I dunno, 4 pages of the thread would imply that people have a lot they'd still like to discuss on the topic.
more then a few posts have been saying almost the same thing as I have too
 

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Stalin VS Martians

Also I liked Viva Pinata A LOT I found it to be a nice relaxing break from RPGs.
 

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1. Too Human: Silicon Knights put 10 years into this game and still couldn't figure out how to make it good.
2. Yu Yu Hakusho The Dark Tournament: I only got this game because I liked the anime when it first came out, but not even an obsessive YuYu fanboy could like this game.
3. The Conduit: It's funny how it takes itself so seriously.
4. Blue Dragon: Hey kids! Do you want to play a generic JRPG with a crappy story, boring gameplay and a protagonist who sounds like one of the kids from Digimon? Me neither!
5. Shadow the Hedgehog: All I'll say is that the only slightly good thing about this game is that the main villain sounds like Dr. Claw.
 

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Worgen said:
every single game you have ever loved, thats my top 5 worst games
So negative, would you like a hug?

OT: I can't think of 5 but I can damn sure think of 1, Timeshift. That game was a good idead but they fucking loused it up.
 

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ITT: Idiots who think they know something about art and try to apply it to video games.

I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME BECAUSE IT IS AN FPS AND DOESN'T HAVE A MEANING! I AM A PERSON WHO IS INTO THE ARTS AND PREFERS A DEEPER MEANINGFUL GAME!

Seriously these posts are so comical sometimes.
 

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traceur_ said:
MaxTheReaper said:
1. FPS.
2. FPS.
3. FPS.
4. FPS.
5. FPS.

I would give them names but I can't tell them apart, and I really only wanted to have token involvement in this thread so I am immune to criticism such as "You didn't participate!"
My reasoning?

To tell you that you are, put politely, "Not the sparkliest vampire in the meadow."
Yeah.
Agreed. The genre has no right to exist since it's based on a single gimmick that no one has ever tried to get right.

I'd say the worst game I've ever seen is Left for dead 2. It's every bad cliche ever in one shitty package.
I haven't played L4D2, but I liked the first one, fun to play with a group of friends on the hardest difficulty and laugh as whoever is stuck as Louis is mauled by the tank.
But, I think I've seen some make efforts and suceed. Bioshock and Borderlands were bothe FPS but they were great games.

OT:
In no order.
Shodow the Hedghog
Any sonic game after heroes.
Sports Games
Call of duty 3 on the Wii. WHY WAS IT MADE!?
 

Snotnarok

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Armored Core bad? It's a mech simulator, one of the only ones out there, I disagree good sir!!

1-Bebe's Kids
2-Pac Man (Atari 2600)
3-E.T.
4-Superman 64
5-Killzone 2 (I really tried to play it 3/4ths through and I hated it)
 

MiracleOfSound

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MaxTheReaper said:
Valdric_gundam said:
Now to correct my mistake. Wait... WHAT?

How could you not like FPS games, they are feakin' awsome, I mean come one, how could one not like the sight of your bullet shattering your enemys skull, or the sound of your enemy as they fall to the ground in pain when you shoot them.... You my good sir, are not human...
this was ment for you.... damn FPS hateing izaN
Because I think they're bad.
It's actually pretty simple.

I don't like the viewpoint, I don't like the shitty recycled weapons, story, and gameplay, and I don't really like shooting people.
The final 5 words there are an adequate explanation.

Personally I love em, but only really got into them in the last couple of years. I reserve my gaming hatred for JRPGs and sports games.