Top Ten Quotes

[thejboy88]

Nothing special, just the top quotes from movies and other media that have stuck out in my mind over the years.

10:

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearing." - Marv, Sin City.

9:

"Children! Do you want to be liek the real UN? Or do you just want to squabble and waste time?" - Principal Skinner, The Simpson.

8:

"Step up to red alert!"

"Sir, are you absolutely sure? It DOES mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer and Kryten, Red Dwarf.

7:

"Why are you so upset? Is it because your father threw you off that cliff?" - June, Tekken the Motion Picture.

6:

"RUN AWAY!" - King Arthur, Monty Python's Holy Grail.

5:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Various movies, TV shows books etc.

4:

""Is a man not entitled to the seat of his brow?" - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock.

3:

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back.

2:

"Who are you?/What do you want?" - The Vorlons/Shadows, Babylon 5.

1:

"Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" - Wash, Firefly.

 

[khaimera]

I like mine. "Everything can be healed by an inspirational quote"

 

[PureChaos]

Professor Oak: 'I came when I heard you beat the Elite 4' makes me giggle every time

 

[wooty]

2 favourites from the last movie I saw
The Blues Brothers:
"Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth" - Random Hick

"We're on a mission from God" - Elwood

 

[Irridium]

Heard this in Civilization 4:

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."

Words to live by.

 

[Sevre]

Moving this thread to Off-Topic. This thread is for User-Reviews only. Listing quotes you like is not the same as reviewing them.

 

[babinro]

"Even I laughed at me when I invented this cross-species analyzer! But I guess I showed myself!" ? Professor Farnsworth

"Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake handicapped" - George Costanza

"Good ... we'll have a miracle hybrid with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog!" --Homer Simpson

"There's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool" - Demetri Martin

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" - Gladiator

 

[Tiger Sora]

2 favourites from the last movie I saw
The Blues Brothers:
"Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth" - Random Hick

"We're on a mission from God" - Elwood

Ahh did you just watch that on Bravo the other day. I did. Gread movie.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it".

 

[rsacks]

I have to go with one from Spaceballs:

Lord Helmet: "1 2 3 4 5 that's the kind of combination an idiot would have on their luggage!"

(bit of joking)

President Skroob: "Do we have the combination?"

Colonel Sanders: "We do. The combination is 1 2 3 4 5"

President Skroob: "1 2 3 4 5! That's the combination I have on my luggage!"

 

[the spud]

"I was saving that bacon."
"He slimed me"
"that's a big twinkie"
"I wanted to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire."
"It's just a flesh wound."
Annddd.....that's all I got.

 

[XDravond]

In no particular order:
1. I used to be an atheist until I realized I have nothing to shout during blow-jobs. "Oh random chance, oh random chance" just doesn't cut it

2. In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move

3. I can understand people going to war over justice, democracy or even revenge but people going to war over religion, that's like fighting who has the better imaginary friend

4. Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
5. Suicide is a longterm solution to a short time problem.

6. Sir we are surrounded. - Excellent then we can attack in any direction.

7. Our plan lacked any sense of proportion. Albert Speer (yes the nazi architect)

8.In the beginning God create Adam in his own image, a couple of million years earlier he created the dinosaurs in his cousin Teds.

9. One persons death is a tragedy, a million peoples death is statistic. Joseph Stalin

10. Men aren't childish. We just have a playful side we never grow out of. Why? Because we are born with our favorite toy.

Have loads more but hose are the best I could find at the moment...

 

[Zantos]

2 favourites from the last movie I saw
The Blues Brothers:
"Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth" - Random Hick

"We're on a mission from God" - Elwood

I'd like to add "Are you the police?" "No maam, we're musicians." Such a great film.

There's also Nathan Fillion's "I really am rather ruggedly handsome" line in Castle as he looks at himself on a camera display.

The rest I'd just like to fill with random quotes from Full Metal Jacket and Forrest Gump. Both fantastic and brilliantly quotable films.

 

[kebab4you]

Heard this in Civilization 4:

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."

Words to live by.

I shouldn't trust my school computer? Will keep that in mind tomorrow!

 

[Wolfhowl the shadow lurker]

"i have not come this far to die now" nick from l4d 2

"if you cant forgive and forget hows this forget forgiving and just accept that that's it"

"people should not fear the government the government should fear its people"

"we fear the wolf because we fear the animal within"

 

[shadow_Fox81]

"Know that i love you, know i don't care. Know that i see you, know that i'm not there"
Nick Drake.

 

[War Penguin]

This one is my favorite:
"Carthage was governed by its rich men and was therefore a plutocracy. Rome was also governed by its rich me and was therefore a republic."
-Will Cuppy

 

[Creator002]

Professor Oak: 'I came when I heard you beat the Elite 4' makes me giggle every time

Took me a moment to get it, but then, I admit. I giggled too.

Mine comes from Yahtzee, but I can't remember it exactly:
It's your fault. Especially you Adrian! Yes, I know your name's probably not Adrian, but it's a good way to mess with all the Adrians watching this video.