Trailers: Portal 2: Turret

[Ipsen]

Rofl-grade stuff. Almost wish all ads were made by Valve...

14 days!

 

[dragongit]

Valve strikes Gold again! If I ever made videogames, I want them to do the advertizing!

 

[LTK_70]

Valve needs to start selling turret alarm clocks IMMEDIATELY. Cause, you know, they certainly could use even more money.

 

[timeadept]

Goodnight

Oh gosh, so cute!!

They should actually sell little turret nightlights that talk and stuff.

cute? i don't think i would be able to sleep with that thing in the same building as me! I know they can't even move but those things are so unnerving in the most subtle way!

Lol i think it's the combination of cute and deadly that makes them so disturbing. Imagine if they could move though... i think i'd never sleep again if i even knew they existed...

I think this can provide some context to your fears...

http://www.jeepbarnett.com/gallery2/d/11923-2/vgcats_portal03.jpg

Yeah... that's pretty much exactly what i was talking about.

 

[IndianaJonny]

Brilliant. Who says these guys can't advertise themselves?

 

[Rayne870]

I Want one! Specifically the wtf color one

 

[socialmenace42]

erm, is it bad that i almost want a turret more than the game itself?
No, genuinely looking forward to it, if the trailers are anything to go by they've put a lot of thought into making it a real evolution from Portal. Gonna be Nice.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Kind of like Pixar movies with their emotional punches to my face.

I guess...

[sub]you monster[/sub]

 

[Unesh52]

...How do they fit all those bullets in there?

 

[Mettking]

Hello, I'd like to place an order for 2 of those, one with and one without bullets.

 

[Doug]

Just friggin' awesome. "65% more bullet per bullet", "Just try getting close to that baby - your funneral"

 

[The Hungry Samurai]

What is this?

Pause the video at 00:32 to see this clip.

Figured out the numbers.
I forget the actual name for it but this is an alternate way of inputting characters
Hold down ctrl and type a number then release it. You'll get this message.

Here's Da Beens, Dougtato:
You found many.Find the rest.
MiaXsUs FTW

 

[LostTimeLady]

I love these ads so much.

Valve do such a good job at not only making great games but making great ads for them too.

I love the diagram of how they fit more bullets in. Classic.

"That's 64% more bullet, per buttet!"

 

[Scarim Coral]

Ooooh I want that jungle version although that rising sun version look cool too.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Valve needs to start selling turret alarm clocks IMMEDIATELY. Cause, you know, they certainly could use even more money.

I would never oversleep AGAIN.

 

[ShadowKatt]

I already ordered 3 of them in urban camoflage. This is going to be the best suprise party EVER!!!

 

[MasterSplinter]

There's one backwards at the end of the line. What's up with that?
Was there something more interesting in the back of the room we are missing?

 

[CrystalShadow]

Lol.

"Indifferent"


...

Empathy generator... Empathy suppressor. >_<

Yeah... Well, nothing like creative design.

 

[restoshammyman]

i think that shooting a bullet with the casing is more then 65% more bullet, seeing as the casing is bigger then the actual bullet.
and thank you LTK 70. it is now my goal in life to make myself a turret alarm clock that says "good night" when its shut off, and "are you still there" on snooze.