Trailers: Resident Evil: Revelations - TGS Trailer

[tippy2k2]

It's obvious what happened. She was zipping up her suit after a pee break and some of her hair got caught. After pulling up and down, the suit got stuck 3/4 down, causing her hair to be stuck over her face and has her strutting around near topless. She was yelling "Why is this happening to me!" about her hair and suit, she had no idea there were monsters around. This (obviously) explains why so many monsters were able to sneak up on her, she was too distracted by her hair/suit situation!

 

[nothingspringstomind]

How the hell does she see? Through her breasts?

(I'm now imagining some sort of awesome sonar thing like in Pitch Black where her blind spot is in her cleavage. Tee hee.)

Boobs, tentacle monsters, the same "It's behind you!" gag twice in thirty seconds.

I'm sure i've seen this movie...

 

[Mahorfeus]

WORST female resident evil character ever. that includes Ashley. I hope this one dies horribly. Maybe her fake boobs will explode or something. Or maybe they're filled with brains!

Actually I was thinking the big twist will be that the blind big boobed woman actually was Ashley Graham. Think about it. She can't defend herself, squeals like a whiney little girl, and continuously puts herself into situations in which she gets attacked by monsters. I'm telling you, it's an adult Ashley Graham.

Ashley was already like, 19. No dice. D:

 

[dalek sec]

hair over her eyes practically bare chest sticky white substance that proceeds to be sprayed all over her followed by rape scenario running and struggling and then mutant face penis.

nothing strange about any of that right? heh .

Ok, I don't feel so creepy now that I'm not the only who thought that after watching the trailer. The only reason I didn't think I was watching a bloody hentai was that Jill showed up at the end of it.

Well it looks like a good game but gods, please tell me the blind big boobed woman had her five minutes of fame in the game and that's it. Could we please get the poor lady something to hold her hair back and maybe a larger top for her? D:

 

[Tarkand]

Worse character design ever right there.

Not a resident evil fan to begin with, but I have a hard time understanding how this is exciting people, when this is basically Capcom telling people 'We don't even need to try, they'll buy it anyway'.

 

[Worgen]

Its one thing to have a char with giant tits but to have them just hanging out in that situation? Couldn't she have zipped up or something?

 

[Baresark]

I know this has been brought up but, I don't care that her hair doesn't move, I do care that her hair is obviously over her eyes the whole time and in such a way there is no way she could use a gun. She is walking around with her suit hanging open all the way down to her crotch basically, and why does she act like a someone who has never handled a gun or been trained for a potential combat situation despite her location and situation. This is possibly the worst characterization I have ever seen. And how did the thing with no moving finger pick her up by the throat? I don't care about a cinematic, I want to see actual gameplay.

All my bitching aside, I hope it's a good game. Not too many RE's I haven't liked.

 

[Draksila]

Seems like the girl found herself in a...

*puts on sunglasses*

... hairy situation.

 

[Ellen of Kitten]

That is the weirdest hairstyle I have ever seen in a video game.

I couldn't get passed it! Every time I saw her, all I saw was a head hugging alien, or a face crab. A stuffed one of either, cause it wasn't moving really. It waved about, but it just looked so bizarre!

Hair aside, if the trailer is any indictation of how the devs intend the game to be played, I sense the following;

no co-op; Jill and Head Crab Girl were solo.
Limited resources; Lady ran out of ammo, and fled. We all know that if Jill drops a whole pistol into a beastie, it'll probably die (at least eventually). So that moment translated into limited resources for me.
Better to flee than fight; Lots of running and panicking. Very little coherent thoughtfulness in the trailers lead.
Back to survival horror, (rather than action-horror) The atmosphere said this most, but it doesn't look like it's going to go TO far back into survival horror. Not like REmake. With the number of spiky BOW's shambling about, there'll probably be plenty of fight to dish out.
We're done with wannabe-Zombies! Oh we can only hope. Praying for the return of zombie-zombies.

These are just impressions based on the trailers narrative- which is supposed to excite while show people how the game is intended. It doesn't always happen that way, and I'm prepared to be wrong (see "Dead Island Teaser").

Just... shame this is coming out on the handheld(s). I'd like to get another RE on my PS3.

 

[Yopaz]

Resident Evil meets Ninja Gaiden.

Not sure what to say about this, but I can't wait for this game. Too bad they wasted time on Resident Evil Mercernaries, I don't really care about that game.

 

[verindae]

Sooo "I've found a survivor, the BOW's got her though."
Glad to see they're keeping up the tradition of fine dialogue over at Capcom despite how long they've been making these games. You'd think they'd have let it slip somewhat by now.
Also that character design, they're really upholding the highest standards of Resident Evil excellence here.
I'm definitely sold on this one. If only I had a 3DS, maybe I'd have bought one if Nintendo had Capcom do the advertising... c'est la vie.

 

[cameron196789]

Maybe if she got the hair off her eyes so she could see, maybe she would have noticed the monsters before she locked herself in a room with one. Kinda cool to see HUNK coming back though.

 

[flatten_the_skyline]

That is the weirdest hairstyle I have ever seen in a video game.

You never played Final Fantasy, did you? But yeah, just in case you plan to enter a zombie ship or any other place you prefer to go armed, DO NOT SMEAR CONCRETE INTO YOUR HAIR AND LET IT DRY IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! Oh, and don't wear you little sister's suit. You might not be able to close the zipper.

So much for the zombies' little known fear of bare chests btw...

 

[Talvrae]

I hate design of the girl... really how does she even see? And the body if she was a real person whould like fake... like if she had spend way to much time under a scalpel

 

[Scarim Coral]

Boy you weren't kidding about the cleavage. he probably would of survive if she had remove the hairs that were covering her eyes.

 

[go-10]

so that was cleavage? I thought her costume was just yellow :/ She looks an awful lot like that technology girl from King of Fighters Maximum Impact 1 & 2. All that aside I know I'll be getting this, specially now that 3DS got that 2nd analog

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

Freakin' hairstyle. She didn't even notice that she ran into an elevator with a monster RIGHT THERE on the ground. Now how stupid is that. Surprised she could even land that many shots on the bastard. But who knows? Maybe she's actually blind and gets away with it like that?

Anyways, my friend loves playing the mercenaries on his 3DS, if it's as good as he says it is, and if this turns out to be a decent full RE game, it might just be enough reason to get one. Provided this character dies very early on in, that is. Couldn't stand Ashley either.

 

[Doclector]

If you found a survivor, and they're dead, they aren't a survivor then.

Yep. That, and the monsters appearing from literally nowhere, and a big shock twist ending so stupid even george bush is facepalming (I'm willing to put my film nerd reputation on the line that they're continuing chris' pseudo-PTSD stuff from resi 5 and saying he went "rogue") and we have resident evil's final degeneration from good-bad movie style to bad-bad movie style.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

So slimy zombies with phallic-symbol appendages attack a woman dressed for a Maxim cover.

Yup, it's Japanese alright. Between this and Weskeroth, I'm surprised Resident Evil has any dignity left.

Ten bucks says she's been impregnated with something and it'll be a John Hurt moment.

 

[DementedSheep]

The hell? How does she even see anything, tho maybe she can't. That would expain why she missed the the zombie in the elevator and she obviously bought the wrong size wetsuit since she doesn?t seem to even be able to zip that one up. "Oh hey I found a survivor but she's dead." -___-