Trailers: Resident Evil: Revelations - TGS Trailer

[Team Hollywood]

Resident Evil: Revelations - TGS Trailer

Looks like the creatures in Resident Evil: Revelations aren't distracted by cleavage...

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[Sixcess]

That is the weirdest hairstyle I have ever seen in a video game.

 

[hellcube]

Alright, terrible/cheesy outfit aside, how come her hair NEVER moves off of her eyes? That whole character is just absurd and, frankly, disappointing.

Everything else looks pretty legit, though.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

No wonder those monsters got her. As my high school PE teacher always said, it's so easy to sneak up on someone who's blinded by their own fringe.

In other news, I wish I had a better barber in high school. It'd save me a lot of therapy money and nightmares.

But yeah, Resident Evil is like the last beer of the night. I know I shouldn't but I can't help myself. And was that Hunk in there? Haven't seen him in a while, I always thought he was a mini game only character.

Also, is this gonna be 3DS exclusive? I can't imagine a better use for video game 3D than a surival horror game but I don't have any plans to buy a 3DS ever, so a console port would be nice.

 

[Bribase]

An here I thought that the games industry had moved beyond emo fringes and tactical combat cleavage.

 

[TheDooD]

Capcom really you made her into the stereotypical hot chick thats gonna die in a horror situation. I thought this was gonna be a survival horror game not a horror comedy from the get go we knew she was gonna die in a overly dramatic fashion.

 

[MarsProbe]

An here I thought that the games industry had moved beyond emo fringes and tactical combat cleavage.

Emo fringes (well some of them anyway) at least had the decency to sometimes leave one eye uncovered for the purpose of seeing. This though....just, no.

Ah heck, I don't have a 3DS anyway, so it's not like I'm getting this game. A few things though - "abandon hope all who enter here" - good to see they're avoiding the use of cliched dialogue in this game then.

Also, when Jill finds hairgirl and refers to her as a survivor, why does the guy on the other side of the radio ask "who was she"? If you're having to ask who a person was then clearly they aren't a survivor. Nitpicking maybe, but still...

 

[bagless_hound]

I think it's Jill. Look at 0:43 of this earlier trailer...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/trailers/3479-Resident-Evil-Revelations-E3-2011

It seems to show the same scene but from Jill's perspective, someone gets slammed against a window in much the same way as the retardedly banged chick, Rachel, in this trailer.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

If you found a survivor, and they're dead, they aren't a survivor then.

Good jokes on the hair people. It was awful and likely to...
*Pulls hair over eyes*
Get her killed.

 

[jecht35]

I really don't think her character is that bad if I had big boobs I would want to let them breath, but on the flip side I don't really care that she dies early on in the game.
P.S. This is turning out to be one heck of a resident evil game can't wait to play.

 

[ryo02]

hair over her eyes practically bare chest sticky white substance that proceeds to be sprayed all over her followed by rape scenario running and struggling and then mutant face penis.

nothing strange about any of that right? heh .

 

[Kmadden2004]

Y'know, if Capcom are really that lazy that they don't want to animate a character's eyes, giving them a pair of sunglasses would be a more sensible design choice...

 

[TastySurvivor]

WORST female resident evil character ever. that includes Ashley. I hope this one dies horribly. Maybe her fake boobs will explode or something. Or maybe they're filled with brains!

 

[Darth Rahu]

WORST female resident evil character ever. that includes Ashley. I hope this one dies horribly. Maybe her fake boobs will explode or something. Or maybe they're filled with brains!

Actually I was thinking the big twist will be that the blind big boobed woman actually was Ashley Graham. Think about it. She can't defend herself, squeals like a whiney little girl, and continuously puts herself into situations in which she gets attacked by monsters. I'm telling you, it's an adult Ashley Graham.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Spoiler: Breaking down the video. I didn't mean to do this but here we are.

0:16...was that fucking Hunk?!

0:38, Here we see the new character, Titty McFunbags, blinded by her poor choice of hairstyle.

0:50, Titty finds a pile of goo, left behind by younger male gamers when she was revealed moments ago.

1:01, first look of what is either a new type of zombie or, an Deep One...or whatever the fishmen of Innsmouth are called.

1:07 - 1:15, Hunk being a bastard

1:15 - 1:20, T McF asks a stupid question about why this is happening to her, oblivious to the fact that horror creatures leave the frumpy ladies alone.

1:20 - 1:23, I thought we were on a Boat, why does it suddenly look like a mansion?

1:27, SERIOUSLY?! How in the hell is she supposed to see anything? Her hair is like the worst possible kind of goggles.

1:30, Gravity finally asserts itself upon Titty's funbags, causing her to tumble over like a million other heroines in a million other horror tales.

1:32, the monster seems to be able to see through it's Zoidberg-like tentacle mustache.

1:53, Titty obviously thought she was safe or sighed too loudly since she is attacked again by a hitherto unseen monster. Unseen to the viewer, Titty must have seen the monster on the floor when she stumbled clumsily into the elevator.

2:00 - 2:08, looks like the beginning of a really weird hentai. Why does she scream for help...?

2:35, a monster greets a wounded Titty in what she thought was a safe room.

2:40, two more monsters rise from the spot where the first had arisen. Where they on top of each other? What kind of boat was this?

2:47 - 2:53, a monster finally grabs Titty and whips out his Lamprey, ready to punish Titty for her horrible crimes against fashion.

2:59 (spoiler alert), Titty McFunbags is splattered against a window which doesn't shatter despite the 2 tons of tit and 2 tons of ass which just slammed into it. Blood is left behind though so there's that.

3:15, a more familiar pair of tits in a skin-tight suit finds the deceased Titty McFunbags, claiming POW's murdered her. Close enough I guess.

3:15 - 3:19, title screen

3:20 - the end, Hunk tells Mr. Redfield (probably Chris) that the show is about to begin. I assume it's something like Two and a Half Men or something.

I'm not sure about this game. I'm not big into the Resident Evil franchise but this looks like an interesting game.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I think SquareEnix might have a new a competitor...