Trapped in McDonalds For Life

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smithy1234

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Scenario: An all powerful omnipotent being descends from his/her inter-dimensional plane to make you live in a fast food restaurant forever as some sort of sick entertainment. However, the being has mercy on you and let's you choose which one you're going to spend the rest of your life living in. Which do you choose?

Bottom line: You have to live in a fast food restaurant forever, which one do you pick and why?

Rules: Must be located in your country of origin and it has to be a fast food restaurant (fast food meaning no waiter/waitress) so, no Red Lobster for you. Food in that restaurant is also the only food you'll be able to eat forever so choose wisely. In terms of sleeping, you'll have to tough it out in a booth/table. Employees give you food out of pity, ask for too much however and they'll begin to taint your meals with spit and other foul things.

I would choose a TIm Hortons because it's a relatively clean place every time I've been there. Also all the meals are basic stuff that tastes good like sandwiches, soup, donuts, etc. So I'd be able to eat without becoming obese or having a heart attack. Also the booths are huge so sleeping would be great.
 

Baby Eater

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Either sizzler or Outback because they have great food(steak,burgers,salad,ect.) and some sizzlers here use beds as a decor.
 

ffxfriek

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Hmm probably portillos. that place is awesome or KFC. and OP you suck for no red lobster...
 

Space Spoons

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Golden Corral. Comfortable booths, wide variety of foods, and if I get bored, I can entertain myself by making outrages thickness requests of the resident meat cutter. I'll use archaic terms, like maybe 1/3rd of a cubit or something.
 

dalek sec

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McDonalds or Chili's for me, the booths in both of them aren't so bad.
 

smithy1234

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ffxfriek said:
Hmm probably portillos. that place is awesome or KFC. and OP you suck for no red lobster...
I've actually never eaten at a red lobster, the commercials make the food look like heaven on a plate though.
 

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Doxcology said:
ffxfriek said:
Hmm probably portillos. that place is awesome or KFC. and OP you suck for no red lobster...
I've actually never eaten at a red lobster, the commercials make the food look like heaven on a plate though.
it is so much better then that. the endless shrimp when they offer it is even better. you really should give it a try.

id also love to live at potbelly or subway
 

KeyMaster45

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Some place that still has the play areas, they usually have nice soft spots you could easily turn into a bed at night. I think McDonalds still has them in a few restaurants, plus the food is mildly tolerable.

However, you'd probably be dead within the month since the food at most places is very unhealthy...even the salads, but they taste like ass anyway so who would ever want to eat them.

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By play areas I'm talking about the play areas that are housed within the restaurant, so technically you're still not leaving it just going into another room.
 

dalek sec

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Doxcology said:
ffxfriek said:
Hmm probably portillos. that place is awesome or KFC. and OP you suck for no red lobster...
I've actually never eaten at a red lobster, the commercials make the food look like heaven on a plate though.
Am I allowed to make an ass out of myself or annoy the people there for kicks?
 

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I Stomp on Kittens said:
McDonalds, I eat there all the time and I'm a little underweight and their fries are amazing.
It's the beef tallow, so much tastier, the only thing you could do to beat that would be bacon grease.

OT: Tim ho's, got some nice sammies, brekkist stuffs, and doughnuts.
 

smithy1234

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dalek sec said:
Doxcology said:
ffxfriek said:
Hmm probably portillos. that place is awesome or KFC. and OP you suck for no red lobster...
I've actually never eaten at a red lobster, the commercials make the food look like heaven on a plate though.
Am I allowed to make an ass out of myself or annoy the people there for kicks?
Sure you can but, you're stuck in the restaurant forever so they'll know where to find you if they want revenge...