Trapped in McDonalds For Life

[selce]

gonna have to go with mcdonalds as well, the food might be subpar but all of them around me have big screen tvs and free WiFi, no brainer!

 

[dalek sec]

Can I pick a place so bad for me I die of a heart attack after a week? There are numerous loopholes in this great being's plan. I suspect him of being a bored Japanese robot programmer on holiday.

But failing that, McDonalds will suffice. I shall construct a vehicle of escape out of happy meal toys and straws.

Can I help as well? I'm trapped inside one too.

 

[nart_21086]

Carl's Jr.
that way, I can live off Double Westerns and die of a heart-attack.

That has my goal in life for many a year my good sir.
May they never run out of those onion rings..

 

[SD-Fiend]

burger king or chilli's and besides i can just call y mom and ask her to bring my stuff there

 

[Nazulu]

Live by the KFC, Die by the KFC

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Popeye's. I like my chicken.

 

[Kortney]

Somewhere with hot staff.

 

[spartan773]

Carl's Jr. KFC, subway or Burger King.

 

[smithy1234]

Do I have to pay?

Yeah but, the employees will give you food out of pity. If you demand too much food from them however, they'll begin to taint your meals.

 

[SonicKoala]

I'd just pick McDonalds - after eating there everyday for a few months, I'm sure to die anyway, so I wouldn't have to put up with living in a freaking McDonalds for too long.

 

[Illustro Cado]

I'd pick McDonald's so I could sing this song the whole time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGpCMqZ358

 

[dalek sec]

Can I pull a rage quit and escape that way or no?

 

[ERadical]

I've slept in a 24h macca's before so I'd have to choose that

Also: FREE WI-FI!!!!!!!

Just wondering but any reason why you slept in there before?

It literally came down to 'because we could' (and were influence by a certain liquid)

2 of our mates were working the shit shifts at maccas and they were pretty bummed about missing out on the a party we were at. So we sought've brang the party there

 

[Furioso]

Taco Bell, I would die happy and fairly soon, both are positives if I was trapped in there forever

 

[Gmano]

Can i switch to the heart attack grill?

look that up on google.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Probally subway. There my favourite fast food place, even though they wouldn't hire me...
[small]Don't ask... Just don't...[/small]

 

[ottenni]

Hmmmm ill have to say Donut King. I do like them donuts.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Subway.

...Do i really need a reason?

Can't do anything else than agree (and quote you like so many people did already), Subway has the lowest probability of clogging up my arteries and expanding my belly. Heck, throw in a threadmill, and I could stay relatively physically fit in a Subway.

 

[photog212]

Can I just choose suicide?