Turn to your right. Lick it. What does it taste like?

[Cahn Colton]

ew. dust and other particulate. I should really clean off my fax machine

 

[Kae]

There's a table that my dog pissed on, I am not licking that!

 

[White Lightning]

My poor kitty... tastes awful.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A cardboard box...? I work with those and wouldn't like it...they're much dirtier than I every though before working nights so no thank you.

...

it's bland you bastard.

 

[Connor Lonske]

My window security gate. Taste cold and kinda bitter.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Heineken, Beer. Tastes like beer on glass.

 

[Chatato]

Wardrobe, tastes like varnished wood so, in other words, nothing.

 

[Nouw]

Tastes like nothing. My laptop screen protection cloth is basically an over-sized glasses wiper.

 

[DanielBrown]

My fan, which I use during the summers...
I'm not licking it, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't taste anything particular.

 

[torzath]

I'm not going to lick my germaphobic roommate's tv.
I don't think it would taste like anything anyway.

 

[Lizardon]

I'm laying on my side so to the right of me is the roof.

...

I can't reach that with my tongue!

 

[DaKiller]

I sure picked a damn good time to be doing yoga!

Ugh its all salty, friggen forum games...

 

[Fatboy_41]

nom, nom, nom. Elbow taste good.

I can't believe no one caught on to this earlier...

OT - Timber. And now I probably have splinters in my tongue. So not cool.

 

[dalek sec]

So I pretty much just licked glass. Pretty much taste that and some sprite on the edge of the cup, makes me want more but we just ran out... D:

Now I want more Sprite damnit!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Hmmm... an American colleague... I'm not sure if she'd appreciate... Hang on...

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.
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Nope... She didn't appreciate that! She tasted of breakfast though... She must have just eaten!

 

[3 legged goat]

My shoulder tastes delicious.

 

[tthor]

I just licked a bag of peanuts. tastes peanuty

 

[DarkRyter]

I refuse.

I wipe my hands on that wall.

I lose the game, whatever.

It's just not worth it.

EDIT: This is my 3333'th post. Could've been better, to be honest.

 

[Generalissimo]

my radiator tastes of......burning D:

 

[hazabaza1]

Fuck off, I'm not licking my wall. Who does that?