Turn to your right. Lick it. What does it taste like?

[Voodoo_Person]

I refuse to lick the pillow to my right, I can assume it tastes like dog

 

[MammothBlade]

Tastes like air... *moves a bit further to the right* more air... *a bit further* old books... delicious.

Thanks, I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

*chews "a biology of man"*

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

Tali's sweat. Tastes like baby carrots and honey.

 

[RustlessPotato]

My penis, 'cuz it's that big. BAM ! (it is the correct medical term!)

O.T My glass of Coca-Cola. Tasted like Pepsi.
Also, how 'right' is 'right' ? like a full 90 degrees?

 

[lacktheknack]

It's a corkboard... Why does it taste like hair and churros?

Please, don't answer that.

 

[LordFisheh]

Coffee. It's my coffee mug.

 

[Broady Brio]

Mmmmmmmmm... Wood!

Seeing as it's a mothertruckin' door.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

An old NES controller? Tastes like plastic, but now I have a bad aftertaste.

Darn you kids and your flying machines! *shakes walking stick at computer*