the mona lisa made me do it. I went to the louvre, I saw the mona lisa, and then I went on a killing spree. so, it must be the mona lisa. Paintings are a bad influence in this world, especially Da Vinci paintings, because it was a Da Vinci painting that caused me to go on that killing spree. How do I know that it was the painting that made me go on a killing spree? well, I went to see it sometime before it happened, so that must be the reason. that's logic. I think we should ban paintings altogether, but I might be persuaded to have a comity assigned to individually reviewing each painting on it's moral values. certainly no more women or smiles in paintings. that stuff is dangerous, as we now know.
And should in the future someone else decide to commit murder, and we find he or she looked at a painting that was approved by this comity as safe... well, I think that would be a solid case of negligent homicide for each and every member of that comity. after all, it was their job to protect us from filth like paintings.
I also believe we should have classes in school teaching children about the dangers of paintings, especially of those featuring women that smirk. We don't want our children, our hope for the future to grow up to become murderers do we? so we need to do the responsible thing. I will also insist that finger painting for pre-schoolers will be strictly forbidden. that stuff is a gateway art.
naturally, all artists should be registered, I want to know if a painter lives near me, I think that as a prospective parent I have the right to know if my neighbourhood is safe from these kinds of people. sure, they claim they are "harmless" and that their paintings aren't intended to make our children murderers. but we can't be too sure, now can we? it only takes one lunatic extremist "artist" to create hate filled art inciting our kids to commit murder. It can't be that I have a history of mental illness or depression. It can't possibly be that maybe, some people are just not good at raising their children. it can't be that theirs is a problem with responsibility, and it certainly can't be an isolated case. I mean, I killed all those people because of the Mona Lisa, and then there was this other dude who claimed, not too long after the Mona Lisa was burned, that he had caught a glimpse of her before he did something similar.
What do you mean? "Insanity defence"?
I think it as ever a clear cut case. paintings of women, possibly smirking, and especially by mr. L. Da Vinci, are vile and corrupt dangerous items, that we need to keep away from those so vulnerable to it.