Twilight movie bores man to death.
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Eh, no. It's not ironic in the slightest.Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
As a note, also, most of Crackeds articles are very funny and clever - the one you link is just fucking awful.
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That sucks. I can see that you've scewed it into something rather humourous, but I still refuse to support anything making fun of people dying. Sorry. Some things cross the line. My heart goes out to his family.
I saw Twilight and thankfully didn't die. I almost died laughing at the Vampires coming out of the water like its fucking "Westworld", and the hilarious special effects when that guy gets eaten by a wolf. I did die inside when I saw someone from Stargate in it 
Have you ever had to sit through Sense and Sensibility? I know my body was trying to die at the end.Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
The best way to learn what Irony is would be to listen to that Alanis Morissette song "Ironic". Not because the song has examples of irony in it, but the fact that she wrote a song called "Ironic" when she clearly has no idea what Irony is.Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
FINALLY! (very lulzy) proof that this thing is dangerous!
now if we can only convince authorities to destroy it before it kills any more..
now if we can only convince authorities to destroy it before it kills any more..
The man obviously knew his health was fading, was prolly having chest pains earlier in the day. Like many of us he decided the best way to go would be in his sleep. He had an ingenius plan to get to sleep. Nothing complex about this story.
Irridium said:
Case Closed. Poor bastard...he must have had it pretty rough. Most people just hang themselves or, slash their wrists. Some shot themselves but this new form of suicide is far more horrific than the old standbys.canadamus_prime said:
My money's on Kira. First criminals, then celebrities, and now Twilight fans. CURSE YOU KIRA! WHEN WILL IT END? L, WE NEED YOU!TheNumber1Zero said:
All of the sue-happy crybabies need to get onto this right away. Twilight kills people! OMGOMGOMG.
Maybe for once they'll go after a target that deserves a bit more scrutiny.
Maybe for once they'll go after a target that deserves a bit more scrutiny.
when I go back to school, I will show this thread to my shealtered friend who wont shut the f*ck up about how "hot edward is" and how "great and perfect this movie is".
thank you.
thank you
*tear*
thanks...
thank you.
thank you
*tear*
thanks...
I think the next Twilight movie needs to be like the video from The Ring, because in my experience, about 98% of die-hard Twilight fans are going to be victims of natural selection anyway.
Seriously, working in retail has it's stupids, but I was asked TWICE on Thursday (the day after it came out in theaters) if I had Eclipse on DVD for sale. That's a special kind of stupid right there.
Seriously, working in retail has it's stupids, but I was asked TWICE on Thursday (the day after it came out in theaters) if I had Eclipse on DVD for sale. That's a special kind of stupid right there.
That is exactly how I explain Irony to people. Also, perhaps that's the intent of the song, the irony being in the meta, but I doubt she's that clever to be honest.thenumberthirteen said:
His brain couldn't absorb all of the sparkly bullshit, so it called quits. Poor guy, but it really is pretty damn funny. In a really awful way. Oh well, macabre humour ftw...