Twitter + Escapist = Mass Flirting and Randominity...

[timmytom1]

If anything, it is just the animosity of the Internet, and a lot of virgins.

Do you mean anonymity? Because animosity usually has a negative connotation.

To be fair there is a hell of a lot of animosity out on these internets too

 

[Brett Alex]

Thankyou for boring him to death again with your tried winking.

...Why are we fighting like this? With our combined sexiness we could rule the world. They could worship us.

We could rule more then the world. How do you feel about outter-planar sexiness?

Oh god, there combining...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Thankyou for boring him to death again with your tried winking.

...Why are we fighting like this? With our combined sexiness we could rule the world. They could worship us.

We could rule more then the world. How do you feel about outter-planar sexiness?

I could be pursuaded.

Oh god, there combining...

Are disturbed yet?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

What's Twitter even good for? Then again, what's any social networking good for...

Thats what I thought, pretty much exactly. Until I heard of a place called Iran.

Iran, eh? Tell me more about this...'Eeran'

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

If anything, it is just the anonymity of the Internet, and a lot of virgins.

I think this guy hit the nail on the head. People who flirt here may not have the ability to do it with real girls.

 

[Ginnipe]

? this thread is making no sence? are you blaming us Escapists for flirting on Twitter? IT'S TWITTER, A BUNCH OF EMOTINIAL MORONS THAT CAN'T FIND A WAY TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS.

 

[MalevolentJim]

Are disturbed yet?

Yes,very much so.

 

[Labyrinth]

Hey. That was... that was mean.

It was affectionate?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Are disturbed yet?

Yes,very much so.

Good.

 

[PurpleRain]

Hey. That was... that was mean.

It was affectionate?

I'm going to stand back over here again.

 

[timmytom1]

Thankyou for boring him to death again with your tried winking.

...Why are we fighting like this? With our combined sexiness we could rule the world. They could worship us.

We could rule more then the world. How do you feel about outter-planar sexiness?

Oh god, there combining...

LAUNCH THE MISSILES!!!! LAUNCH THEM NOW!!!!!

 

[MalevolentJim]

Are disturbed yet?

Yes,very much so.

Good.

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Well if i can't beat them...can i join them?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

....hmmmm. How sexy can you be?

 

[PurpleRain]

Are disturbed yet?

Yes,very much so.

Good.

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Well if i can't beat them...can i join them?

NO! Get out! Get out! No joining our sexiness! You have to be this sexy to join *opens arms really wide*

 

[Brett Alex]

What's Twitter even good for? Then again, what's any social networking good for...

Thats what I thought, pretty much exactly. Until I heard of a place called Iran.

Iran, eh? Tell me more about this...'Eeran'

Well, I'm sure you've probably heard some of it, but here [http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/17/2600586.htm] is a fairly good explanatory article on its effectiveness.

Of course, this isn't people posting on twitter

@Lolzors: I just had eggs.
@Lolzors: I just made coffee.

That, I'll agree is still pointless.

Are disturbed yet?

I say we take off and nuke them both from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

NO! Get out! Get out! No joining our sexiness! You have to be this sexy to join *opens arms really wide*

your right arm is a bit shorter than your left one...just sayin'

 

[PurpleRain]

NO! Get out! Get out! No joining our sexiness! You have to be this sexy to join *opens arms really wide*

your right arm is a bit shorter than your left one...just sayin'

I'll give you shorter!

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

NO! Get out! Get out! No joining our sexiness! You have to be this sexy to join *opens arms really wide*

your right arm is a bit shorter than your left one...just sayin'

I'll give you shorter!

*gives out a shrill scream*

 

[PurpleRain]

NO! Get out! Get out! No joining our sexiness! You have to be this sexy to join *opens arms really wide*

your right arm is a bit shorter than your left one...just sayin'

I'll give you shorter!

*gives out a shrill scream*

That's right, out of the sexy circle with you. I'm a one man tagteam.

So... I wonder how far I truely derailed this baby. It was on tracks. But after a hard left around the turn, BAM, down the mountain side!

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Because when they can't see how fat you are or how bad you smell they find you much more attractive. I've never personally tried it, but this is what I see.