Twitter + Escapist = Mass Flirting and Randominity...

[Fairee]

I really want to say, 'that's what she said,' but seeing as she may be lurking these through these boards I really don't want people to take it the wrong way.

So, once more, I will stand over here... and be sexy.

oh..well then i'll just stand here and do this *unbuttons top button on shirt revealing chest hair. Female hormones go into overdrive*

Chest hair is not sexy. In fact I find it a real turn off.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I really want to say, 'that's what she said,' but seeing as she may be lurking these through these boards I really don't want people to take it the wrong way.

So, once more, I will stand over here... and be sexy.

oh..well then i'll just stand here and do this *unbuttons top button on shirt revealing chest hair. Female hormones go into overdrive*

Chest hair is not sexy. In fact I find it a real turn off.

I can only work with what I have. In truth I'm hoping to start an anti-hair hater trend too.

 

[Scobie]

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[Fairee]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

 

[Scobie]

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[The Salty Vulcan]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

.....Well at least you have your health..right?

 

[Scobie]

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[The Salty Vulcan]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

.....Well at least you have your health..right?

Eh, I tried. Turtles never really turned me on anyway. A little bit, yes, but not a lot.

*pats on shoulder*

 

[sorry user name taken.]

i don't just the randomness with my fellow random twitters =3

 

[Scobie]

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[The Salty Vulcan]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

.....Well at least you have your health..right?

Eh, I tried. Turtles never really turned me on anyway. A little bit, yes, but not a lot.

*pats on shoulder*

I'm so terribly terribly lonely *cries and hits on Quantum Roberts on the rebound* How YOU doin'?

*punches scobie...hard*

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

.....Well at least you have your health..right?

Eh, I tried. Turtles never really turned me on anyway. A little bit, yes, but not a lot.

*pats on shoulder*

I'm so terribly terribly lonely *cries and hits on Quantum Roberts on the rebound* How YOU doin'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CPUxN02I80

XD!! you can't hurry love! lol

 

[Scobie]

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[Fairee]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

Well hello there. I'm feeling good now.....

 

[Trivun]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

Well hello there. I'm feeling good now.....

Oh my God, it's contagious, I'm feeling good too. And I don't like feeling good unless I feel really good. I feel like rainbows and puppy dogs are clouding my vision, I suddenly feel like a happy little Labradoodle. Someone shoot me now...

 

[Fairee]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

Well hello there. I'm feeling good now.....

Oh my God, it's contagious, I'm feeling good too. And I don't like feeling good unless I feel really good. I feel like rainbows and puppy dogs are clouding my vision, I suddenly feel like a happy little Labradoodle. Someone shoot me now...

Nooo, we won't shoot you. We'll encourage these good feelings, we'll make you think warm happy thoughts until eventually you go completely crazy. Then we'll point and laugh...

 

[Scobie]

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[Trivun]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

Well hello there. I'm feeling good now.....

Oh my God, it's contagious, I'm feeling good too. And I don't like feeling good unless I feel really good. I feel like rainbows and puppy dogs are clouding my vision, I suddenly feel like a happy little Labradoodle. Someone shoot me now...

Nooo, we won't shoot you. We'll encourage these good feelings, we'll make you think warm happy thoughts until eventually you go completely crazy. Then we'll point and laugh...

Hmmm, you dare do that and I'll show you my chest hair. Yeah. I went there.

Here's a gun, make it quick .

 

[Fairee]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

Well hello there. I'm feeling good now.....

Unfortunately on Friends we never saw Joey get any further than "How you doin'?", so I guess I'll have to fall back on a chat-up line of my own invention: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me have sex with it?" Smooth, no?

Oooh, very smooth. Hmn, maybe we should chat about this some more in private....

Chest hair is not sexy. In fact I find it a real turn off.

Not even on Sean Connery? If it helps, I don't have a hairy chest but I do have very hairy stomach *bounces eyebrows suggestively again*

Sean Connery is old enough to be my dad, and less attractive too. So no, not even on him.

As for having a hairy stomach..... sorry, that's put me right off. It may be the media's fault, for portraying men unrealistically, but I find hairy guys a turn off generally. Luckily most women shave/wax, so it's less of a problem with them...

 

[Fairee]

Hold on, we're allowed to flirt on the Internet now? I have to try this. Someone fetch me a woman so I can bounce my eyebrows suggestively at her! If no ladies can be found, Scamola is an acceptable substitute.

Badah! One female. Try your best. I bet you fail.

*Bounces eyebrows suggestively at Geek@Heart* How you doin'?

Well hello there. I'm feeling good now.....

Oh my God, it's contagious, I'm feeling good too. And I don't like feeling good unless I feel really good. I feel like rainbows and puppy dogs are clouding my vision, I suddenly feel like a happy little Labradoodle. Someone shoot me now...

Nooo, we won't shoot you. We'll encourage these good feelings, we'll make you think warm happy thoughts until eventually you go completely crazy. Then we'll point and laugh...

Hmmm, you dare do that and I'll show you my chest hair. Yeah. I went there.

Here's a gun, make it quick .

I will cope with the sight of your chest hair in order to torture you and watch you go crazy. Oh yeah, you don't break me that easily.