Two creatures gain intelligence and decided to go to war with each other.

[zombiejoe]

Pick what two creatures you would like to see battle with their new intelligence.

I pick Box Jellyfish and Blobfish.

THE ULTIMATE BATTLE

Imagine, two squishy creatures going all out in giant robots, shooting laser beams into the ocean.

Oh yes, the Jellyfish will have it's deadly powers, but the Blob will gain allegiance with Barnacles.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The tortoise and the sloth.


A battle for the ages!

100% bullet time, 100% of the time.

 

[Ekonk]

Octopi and bats.

VERSUS

 

[Ham_authority95]

Ants vs Bees. I had an imaginary world in my head as a youth where the two species were at war(a really kick-ass one, too) so I'd like to see that come to life.

 

[RatRace123]

Ants V Elephants

Round 1: FIGHT!

 

[Laser Priest]

Giant Squid and Whale Sharks.

Really big sea creatures must die.

 

[Wrists]

Chimpanzees and sharks. I either get scuba diving chimps or mechanised walking killer fish! Ah.....one day.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I'd be up for two tiny forms of bacteria fighting. That way every now and then you'd witness a little mushroom cloud appear from out of nowhere, or feel the tiniest prick at any moment.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Pigeon Vs Fly. It's the battle of the common pest!

 

[SckizoBoy]

Ants vs Bees. I had an imaginary world in my head as a youth where the two species were at war(a really kick-ass one, too) so I'd like to see that come to life.

I do research in an apiculture lab that has space dedicated to ants, so there's a lot of 'bees suck!'/'ants suck!' banter (especially from one crazy Israeli). And that's quite a hard one to call, but if we involve all ant species... fire ants, hands down.

Ants V Elephants

Round 1: FIGHT!

Uh, no brainer, small handful of ants get onto the elephant's body, climb through whatever orifice they can access, consume from inside, fight is O. V. E. R.

OT:

Cows vs pigs

Then there'd be no need for butchers.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Snails vs. slugs; the ultimate battle to decide who has the right to a shell

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Hippos and, Elephants.

That would be a pretty epic war. Hippos are straight up brutal animals and Elephants? Elephants never forget.

 

[Zantos]

Tigers versus rhinos. Shit yeah!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Zebras and horses.It'll be like British colonies in Africa all over again,but with hooves.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Mosquitoes versus gnats. The world's deadliest bug versus the most annoying.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Ants vs Bees. I had an imaginary world in my head as a youth where the two species were at war(a really kick-ass one, too) so I'd like to see that come to life.

I do research in an apiculture lab that has space dedicated to ants, so there's a lot of 'bees suck!'/'ants suck!' banter (especially from one crazy Israeli). And that's quite a hard one to call, but if we involve all ant species... fire ants, hands down.

Ants V Elephants

Round 1: FIGHT!

Uh, no brainer, small handful of ants get onto the elephant's body, climb through whatever orifice they can access, consume from inside, fight is O. V. E. R.

OT:

Cows vs pigs

Then there'd be no need for butchers.

but if the cows win then there'll be no more bacon!

 

[krugerrand123]

Chicken verses duck, the loser gets eaten.

 

[SckizoBoy]

EDIT: Crap... double post, my Firefox is fucking up on me.

Grr... grr... arg...

 

[SckizoBoy]

but if the cows win then there'll be no more bacon!

*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

But seriously, what is the principle diet of cows? Grass. They have a five stomach system for dealing with all the cellulose. Shove pork through that shit-grinder and the cows'll have diahoea before you can say with outstretched hand 'but my precious bacon!' They'll try it a couple times, then think better of it.

All you need to do is be on hand with a bucket of salt for curing purposes. Win win!