Type a sentence in the voice of a character - saying something they'd NEVER say.

[astrav1]

The cast of Advent children-"You know, that Newton guy had a few good points."

 

[Mamzelle_Kat]

Peppy : There was a trick to that but I don't remember what...

 

[KefkaCultist]

The Heavy: "You know, I find the quadratic formula quite amazing"

 

[Magnesium360]

"I've got a great life" -Max Payne

 

[zHellas]

Niko Bellic - "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gay!"

That sounds more like him mocking someone than seriously meaning it.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Altair: I'm gonna go do a cannonball.

That made me laugh quite a bit.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Sgt. Foley: Sit back Ramirez, I'll handle this one.

 

[badgersprite]

EDIT: DAMN IT! Ninja'd! New answer, then...

"Good choice, Warden." Morrigan approves +10.

 

[Hollock]

Edddie Riggs- Can you please turn that Metal down!

 

[TheAmazingHobo]

Batman: "F*ck this shit. Somebody get me a gun!"

 

[Leo257]

Isaac Clarke: "I want my mom"
Nathan Drake: "I'm not climbing up there, it's dangerous"
Sephiroth: "All I want is to settle down and start a family"
Alistair (Dragon Age): "Although Loghain has done wrong, I realise that as one of the few remaining Grey Wardens I have a responsibility to the people of Ferelden and it would be futile to run off in a strop because of my own personal feelings. I'll put them to one side until we've overcome the Darkspawn threat and act like a man, not some petulant child."

 

[badgersprite]

Niko Bellic - "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gay!"

Roman, "HEY NICO MAH COUSIN! I know you're busy right now, so I'll stop calling. Just let me know when you're free to do something else."

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Liara T'soni: Shepard, I've learned a new term since we saved The Citadel Spire.
Shepard: Oh? What is it?
Liara: Fuck!

(Seriously, did anyone else notice how Mass Effect 2 is littered with F bombs where as ME1 has no words like that? Maybe I missed them in the original.)

 

[shadyh8er]

Rorschach: "Happy Mother's Day!"

Any protagonist in any GTA game: "I'm giving up my life of crime."

Haruhi Suzimiya: "I'm just like everyone else!"

 

[RandallJohn]

Mario: "Screw this, I'm calling Daisy."

Donkey Kong: "This is one tasty apple."

Simon Belmont: "Team Edward!!!"

Professor Layton: "Earl Grey? I'm more of a vodka man."

Miles Edgeworth: "You know what, Phoenix? I appreciate you, man."

Rorschach: "Happy Mother's Day!"

Nice

 

[gonzo20]

"youre really gonna send me out against wild animals with a couple of balls and a tiny thing that looks sorta retarded and matches the colour of its element?" - pokemon trainer