Type out your accent phonetically!

[SteinFaust]

And then you went and ruined it with "Herbs"

There's a H for a reason. You don't call 'em "Amburgers" or saying "Ello" do you!?

I keed, I keed. But stop calling them Erbs, it's silly

idk about where you are, but for some people where i live, herb with a pronounced H means "fag" or "little *****".


mike: c'mon man, try the 5-alarm super-hot fire engine sauce.
joe: no, it's too damn hot, i'll be sick all day!
mike: don't be such a herb! just try some!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Yes, I'm going down town.

Argh, am goin Daarn Taarn.

That's the Barnsley accent for you. We to replace own with arn in a good couple of words.

I know a chap from Barnsley. Nicest guy I've ever met, but it sounds like he's just been hit on the head and is having a hard time remembering his name. Also, I keep expecting, in the middle of whatever we're talking about, for him to say:

"Ooooooooh. A coop'f tea'd be loouuvleh"

 

[robotam]

How are you doing? (or as we tend to say "What about you?")
Rhad aboot Yee?

Yes
Aye

three
free

'Though I don't think my accent is particularly strong.

ps I'm from Northern Ireland (Norn Iron).

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Are you going to keep posting, or shall I continue?

y'gonkippos'in... ... ... osalIconinu.

The Leicester accent, pronounces sentences as words.

 

[Eduku]

I live in the capital of England.

Uhhh...

I live in the capital of...Englund? I honestly can't really deviate it from that.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I can see this thread going horribly wrong. I see lots of Americans claiming to be accent-less. I'd say that's probably untrue and you probably sound unbelievably American to me. In the same sense that I would usually say I'm free from accent when in fact I probably sound unbelievably English to you.

 

[GrinningManiac]

How are you doing? (or as we tend to say "What about you?")
Rhad aboot Yee?

Yes
Aye

three
free

'Though I don't think my accent is particularly strong.

ps I'm from Northern Ireland (Norn Iron).

NAAAAAFEN IIIIIIYLAN

That's what I get when I hear that accent

 

[dontreallyknow]

The sun is shining and the grass is green..

"Dra meg baklengs i fuglekassa ditt fettehau"

You've gotten it wrong!
(dra mei baklængs inn i fuggelkæssa du ditt fettberj)

OT: Being a Norwegian, I guess I only have like the Scandinavian accent(trying everything not to sound like [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoE18IgEVf0" (title,target)]this[/URL].( "the demper"= suspension in cars)

Much of my writing(with friends) is a mixture of norwegian and english, making it difficult to understand for outsiders. But that's a plus right?

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Some British tint over a Scandinavian accent.

Hard to phonotype.

 

[robotam]

How are you doing? (or as we tend to say "What about you?")
Rhad aboot Yee?

Yes
Aye

three
free

'Though I don't think my accent is particularly strong.

ps I'm from Northern Ireland (Norn Iron).

NAAAAAFEN IIIIIIYLAN

That's what I get when I hear that accent

I think the worst comes out in the Northern Irish Accent when pronouncing town names
eg Newtownards = Newtnards

 

[superbatranger]

I can see this thread going horribly wrong. I see lots of Americans claiming to be accent-less. I'd say that's probably untrue and you probably sound unbelievably American to me. In the same sense that I would usually say I'm free from accent when in fact I probably sound unbelievably English to you.

Problem is I don't know what kind of accent I have. I'm from Texas, but my parents were born in Costa Rica. My dad's parents were born in Ecuador, my mom's parents in Peru. My mom's grandparents were born in Israel, and then some of us came from places like Armenia. It's a big ol' clusterfuck of accents, that I can't tell what part of the world mine comes from.

 

[The Ambrosian]

Yes, I'm going down town.

Argh, am goin Daarn Taarn.

That's the Barnsley accent for you. We to replace own with arn in a good couple of words.

I know a chap from Barnsley. Nicest guy I've ever met, but it sounds like he's just been hit on the head and is having a hard time remembering his name. Also, I keep expecting, in the middle of whatever we're talking about, for him to say:

"Ooooooooh. A coop'f tea'd be loouuvleh"

The way this is spelt makes me think of Dudley. "Clowun/Towun/Gowun"

 

[Inconspicuous Trenchcoat]

Today, on a mountain, I did some accounting.
Today, on a mounten, I did some accownten.
Three free things are being given away at the mall.
Free free 'hings are bean given away at the mall.

Western United States, yay!

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I can see this thread going horribly wrong. I see lots of Americans claiming to be accent-less. I'd say that's probably untrue and you probably sound unbelievably American to me. In the same sense that I would usually say I'm free from accent when in fact I probably sound unbelievably English to you.

Problem is I don't know what kind of accent I have. I'm from Texas, but my parents were born in Costa Rica. My dad's parents were born in Ecuador, my mom's parents in Peru. My mom's grandparents were born in Israel, and then some of us came from places like Armenia. It's a big ol' clusterfuck of accents, that I can't tell what part of the world mine comes from.

That's perfectly acceptable. It's reasonable to not know what your accent is, or not to belong to one accent in particular. I just mean the people claiming to not have an accent.

 

[zehydra]

Pennsylvanian American:

Hello there, I am not a cat.

Hellow theyare, I em naht uh caeht

something like that.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I like eating toast
I like eatin' toas.

I just have a relaxed American accent, with the pronunciation of "ing" as "en" and the leaving off of hard consonants at the end of words sometimes.

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Hello there, how are you?

Alright butt, was appening like?

Want to go out and get a drink sometime?

Sex en?

Welsh valley accent FTW!!

 

[redisforever]

Well, not really any discenrable accent.
I am Canadian, but I watch British tv, so I know how to pronounce word properly. And I use words like pub.

 

[Klepa]

Some British tint over a Scandinavian accent.

Hard to phonotype.

British tint over a finnish accent here. I'm easily influenced, and mainly talk with brits. Sue me.

Wouldn't know how to type it.
Wooden gnaw how to type it.

Something like that.