Type out your accent phonetically!

[Silver_Shade]

What do you want to do? - Whuddya wanna dew?

Are you going out today? - uh-yew goyng owt tuhday?'

'Goyng' is my best try. It's like 'gong' but with an 'oy' sound.

That's my dog over there. - Thaht's mah dawg ahvur thayr.

This was surprisingly fun!

Also, I hate this, but:

America - Uhmarekuh (Uh-mare-kuh)

I try to enunciate more, but I keep slipping back into this.

EDIT: Whoops. Midwest USA.

 

[newfoundsky]

It seriously gets on my nerves when Americans accuse me of not speaking proper English. Listen Pancakes, the English language was developed through a mixture of Latin, French, German, Ancient Saxon and a million other languages, hundreds of years before America even existed.

Actually America existed millions of years bef-- OH! Oh okay

OT:

I love you

Ah loveya

 

[Xlr8DETH]

sup broseph?

 

[bubba145]

For the rebel cause.
Four thee wrebell causes.
Dont ask me why theres an s at the end of cause thats the way it sounds

 

[runnernda]

I'm American with a pretty non-regional accent. I'm from close to Philly, though, and the only reason I have a non-regional accent is because I got teased for my Philly accent in high school and college.

Did you eat yet?
Jeet yet?

What's going on?
Wass goan ahn?

Can I have some water?
Yo, k'I have sum wooder?

Yeah, I know.
Yeeeah, Ah no.


I would like to stress once more that I do my best to no longer speak like this. The only thing I can't shake is how I say "towel." I pronounce it "tal."

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

I don't have an accent, but I could try doing a New Jersey one or something.

What can I for you, sir?
Whut can 'uh do fo-yah, ser?

One, two, three, four, five.
One, two, tree, fo-ah, fife.

Escapist is the best!
Escapist eez de beyst!

Okay that last one wasn't New Jersey. A high five if you can guess it right!

 

[I Max95]

im going to the movie theatre
im going to da show
give me a soda
give me a can of pop

those are the only decernable differnces with a chicago accent and some are just with the names of things

 

[daemon37]

Hey what's up?
Ey wha-sup?

These zerglings aren't gonna rush themselves!
Ese zerglins aint gonna rush 'emselves!

Apparently I leave off the beginning of a lot of words... weird. BTW, I am from the USA and have a Californian accent. Anyone who thinks people from the USA don't have an accent clearly has never played TF2. Meet the Scout...
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[Cat Cloud]

I'm from the midwest

I asked him a question

I ased him uh question

The roof is leaking

Da ruf iz leaking

Pop is the root of all evil

Paahp iz da ruut uv all evil

House

Haaouus (apparently I pronounce it like this...)

 

[Treefingers]

I made Eggs and Toast for breakfast on Sunday

I made Eggs an Toast for breakfast on Sunday.

I'm American after all

This.

I don't have accent.

Yes you do. That doesn't even make sense.

It makes perfect sense.

No. An accent is just how you talk in comparison to others. Everyone that can speak has an accent.

Assuming you can speak, you have an accent.

 

[unoleian]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

 

[boholikeu]

I made Eggs and Toast for breakfast on Sunday

I made Eggs an Toast for breakfast on Sunday.

I'm American after all

1) That's not written out phonetically

2) Americans have an accent too. The fact that you can't write it out just shows your aren't conscious of how weird your English probably sounds to others.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

Fft.

I'm from Call-oh-rod-oh. I speak very clearly and with next to no accent.... yo.

Howevr, if 'm wif my mom I tok with the fentist suthern draaaaaaal.

 

[unoleian]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

Fft.

I'm from Call-oh-rod-oh. I speak very clearly and with next to no accent.... yo.

Howevr, if 'm wif my mom I tok with the fentist suthern draaaaaaal.

Burn an raised, I dint know much bout my drawl til some fine eastern fulks poin-ed out to me. We sound "weird," jus-so-ya-no.

 

[Miumaru]

Room. Roof. Moon. Spoon.
This is me just making fun of people who say Rum, and Ruff, though I dont know if people say Mun or Spun...but its still part of my mocking, cause if they say Ruff meanign roof, they HAVE to say Moon like Mun.

As for my own accent... I dont know what it sounds like. I live on Long Island though which apparently has a distinct one.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

Fft.

I'm from Call-oh-rod-oh. I speak very clearly and with next to no accent.... yo.

Howevr, if 'm wif my mom I tok with the fentist suthern draaaaaaal.

Burn an raised, I dint know much bout my drawl til some fine eastern fulks poin-ed out to me. We sound "weird," jus-so-ya-no.

WE sound weird? They're the ones who drop their 'r's! "Paaahk the caaah in the Haahvaaahd Yaaaahd?" Puh-lease, girlfrien.

You ever go into Denver, and hit Five Points? Talkn like a Messican and usin the wurd 'ese' (ess-AY) is a lotta fun.

 

[2fish]

I like to read

I FUCKING like to read.

I live in the United States of America

I live in the Un-i-did States of FUCKING America

I live In Arizona so maybe add in Yeeeeeehaaaw! if you are feeling like a jerk.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I like to read

I FUCKING like to read.

I live in the United States of America

I live in the Un-i-did States of FUCKING America

I live In Arizona so maybe add in Yeeeeeehaaaw! if you are feeling like a jerk.

I snorted. Well done.

Although where I come from it's "I live in the FUCKING United States of America, *****."