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lukemdizzle

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video games used to be a place where I could get away form all the bull shit pop culture disney channel crap that infects most other media but now its invading the games in the Trojan horse of casual gaming. I can't take it get michel Jackson the fuck out of E3. enough copying nintendo, enough fitness games. focus on story, innovative/ fun gameplay, artistic environments, and imaginative new IPs not gimmicks. please, I beg you publishers please.
 

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scnj said:
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Well, let's see if Nintendo can top the laser tag thing tomorrow with another facepalm worthy gimmick. So far, it's at the top of my list.
I dunno, that breathing game gave it a run for it's money.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that!
 

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Anyone ever tried playing while standing up? For me it's always lying down or sitting.
 

scnj

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AC10 said:
scnj said:
AC10 said:
Well, let's see if Nintendo can top the laser tag thing tomorrow with another facepalm worthy gimmick. So far, it's at the top of my list.
I dunno, that breathing game gave it a run for it's money.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that!
In that case, I'm truly sorry for reminding you.
 

Weaver

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So my summary of E3 this year is about this:

"Hey gamers! We know you've been supporting us for years and have been the whole reason we've made so much money. Well FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T GET ANY GAMES! YOU JUST GET WORK OUT PROGRAMS AND TWO CAMERAS ON A STICK! What's that? You don't like it? Well that's no problem because we have this whole other market we're after! We don't need you anymore!"

When these things flop (because what casual is going to spend 300 + 150 on a 360 and a natal when the wii is half the price?) they'll come crawling back. And you know what? They can go to hell.
 

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Let's give this a spin and hope that Last Guardian flushes the fail out of our systems. See ya tomorrow.

 

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AC10 said:
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New Rayman, new Rabbids and Ghost Recon were alright. The rest was crap. Geez, all three shows today blew.
And you know why? The fucking Kinect/Natal. It's boring as hell to watch people play these games, the games themselves aren't even GAMES they're just work out programs and no one cares.
It's not entirely Kinect's fault: EA managed to bore us all by themselves.
 

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Plinglebob said:
There have only been 2 things I liked about this conference. The live demos for most of their big games, and RAYMAN BITCHES!!

Note how everyone can't get out fast enough.
To get to the Assassin Creed Brotherhood demo area before they have to settle for the motion control booth.
 

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When I saw the last part of that conference I just slowly closed my laptop, then I went back to Splinter Cell, then remembered that SC is a Ubisoft game I turned off my Xbox and wept a little. That was just.... bad.
The conference itself was not bad, it was kinda good, not that good, just kinda. But to fuck up that bad at the end is just amazing. This is being added to the list as the worst E3 conference ever, worse than Microsoft this morning, worse than 06 Sony, worse than Nintendo 08.
You cannot fuck up your endgame any worse than that. Damn it I need a Men in Black mind wipe stat, get this out of my head!

This whole day was sad. I was praying to what ever God that this wouldn't happen, that developers wouldn't be bought out by Microsoft and have half of the conferences be about Kinect. But that was the case, and I do now fear more than ever that we are in some dark times ahead with gaming. The only thing we can hope for now is that this will all fail, the Wii will take the whole casual market and that Sony and Microsoft will call back to us and make some quality products. Please do not let Kinect be a hit and make console gaming as we know it change for the worse. I know I am sounding like a negative Nancy, but I can't be the only one who feels this way? That I am not the only one who fears that the casual market will invade real games and fuck everything up?
 

kokoska

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well that was terrible.

looking forward to Nintendo. (new loz game? :D)

when does valve talk?
 

Sevre

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That was actually the worst conference of the day. Rayman wins some points, but truly shocking.
 

lukemdizzle

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the only thing that has gotten me really exited so far was halo reach. lets hope last guardian or something that I haven't seen coming stands out
 

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We all know Nintendo will have motion control (that would be a shock if they didn't), but hopefully Sony can save us all at their conference
 

Reverend Del

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That was dire. Rayman, what looked like a Populous remake, and Assassin's Creed do not make up for the rest of that trash. Horrific, abominable, terrible, awful. There are many more synonyms. I shall not list them all. Time to watch more Bulletstorm stuff, to get the fail out of my brain.
 

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Does anyone know if Eidos has a conference this year? I've only seen Ubisoft's conference so far, but at the moment I think only the extremely small chance of a new Legacy of Kain game could save E3 for me.
 

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shewolf51 said:
Does anyone know if Eidos has a conference this year? I've only seen Ubisoft's conference so far, but at the moment I think only the extremely small chance of a new Legacy of Kain game could save E3 for me.
Considering Square Enix owns Edios now, I'd say to expect them at the Tokyo Game Show instead.