Ubisoft E3 2010 coverage

[RMcD94]

Using the youtube link. Should sleep.

That guy is not funny.

At all.

 

[Titanguy654]

This announcer is really not funny. Can we get a new one?

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Mother-in-law jokes? Really Ubisoft? God, you just keep sinking lower.

 

[Weaver]

So this game is De Blob meets Jet Grind Radio...

 

[E-Hybrid]

stakeboarding + poor story + nolan north = disaster

so got anything interesting to show ubisoft (besides creed of course)

 

[Titanguy654]

I'll admit, for a skateboarding game, there are some creative ideas.

 

[Weaver]

I'll admit, for a skateboarding game, there are some creative ideas.

I enjoy it's sharp digression away from reality.

 

[Plinglebob]

So this game is De Blob meets Jet Grind Radio...

Sounds about right, but with a crapper soundtrack. Its a pity its both skateboarding and a licence.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Not impressed by this conference so far. Even Assassin's Creed failed to meet my expectations (though that was because I am disappointed that Ezio was sleeping with Caterina and not Rosa >> The gameplay looks fine).

 

[Nmil-ek]

Okay guys, I vote that we continue talking about Asasain's Creed while this crap plays out. -__-

Agreed, looks like it still has the same cinematic feel which is nice and combat looks faster no more politley waiting for turns to attack. Oh please I just could not, no no good sir you be the first to strike.

 

[Titanguy654]

Boring guy 1: Can you change outfits?

Boring Guy 2: Yessss.

(Forced laughter)

Me: Who fucking cares?

 

[Awake-]

Okay guys, I vote that we continue talking about Asasain's Creed while this crap plays out. -__-

I'm with you. Considering the other option is to talk about Shaun White. Alternatively, we can make fun of the announcer.

EDIT:Am I watching the wrong thing or are has the conference gone up the weird path?

I.. never mind.

 

[Weaver]

UBISOFT MADE LASER TAG

 

[Titanguy654]

There are...attractive people... running around. Oh noez...

 

[Plinglebob]

Ok, I didn't think it could get worse then Microsofts forced smiles, but it just did. Gotta respect EA after watching this.

 

[Awake-]

UBISOFT MADE LASER TAG

That. What the hell was that? I thought Osama attacked the building.

 

[Nmil-ek]

God what I would not give for guys with real guns to barge in at this moment.

 

[Titanguy654]

"What if I pistol whip someone?"

OMG A FUNNY JOKE!!!!1111!

 

[Weaver]

So how is this different from the laser tag I had as a kid 15 years ago?!?

 

[Plinglebob]

God what I would not give for guys with real guns to barge in at this moment.

From your mouth to Gods ears