uh... Hi everyone

[lazy_bum]

I've got four words. Read the bloody guidelines. How the hell does so many miss that when you enter the forum?

Come on they're new here. we can cut some slack can we not?

OT: think it's all been convered fairly well.

Also if max posts in your thread you have been touched by a messiah and can sue accordingly.

 

[open trap]

Exactly, then i would become super famous and in the end, become owner of the Escapist.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Hello You shall now be known as captain sexy pants...when they are on

 

[Lenny Magic]

Hi Docter nick!

 

[A random person]

As for the former, I'll get quite psycho if it's bashed, which it is. I am not alone in that.

I'm sure at least 100 members would come to help, Anime does have the second biggest user group of the site.

And I'd love to lead those fans against the bashers. To arms, men!
*holds Raising Heart in air while shouting*

Hi Docter nick!

Today we're gonna try leeches to balance the humors in your blood (for obvious reasons read that in his voice)!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I've got four words. Read the bloody guidelines. How the hell does so many miss that when you enter the forum?

Come on they're new here. we can cut some slack can we not?

OT: think it's all been convered fairly well.

Also if max posts in your thread you have been touched by a messiah and can sue accordingly.

I guess, but shouldn't it be obvious that a forum has guidelines?

 

[lazy_bum]

I've got four words. Read the bloody guidelines. How the hell does so many miss that when you enter the forum?

Come on they're new here. we can cut some slack can we not?

OT: think it's all been convered fairly well.

Also if max posts in your thread you have been touched by a messiah and can sue accordingly.

I guess, but shouldn't it be obvious that a forum has guidelines?

but he's so fresh faced and innocent. tbh when i first started here it was a few days before i noticed the guideline threads so i'm disposed to being lenient.

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome to the Escapist.
First off, you'll need to be sure you read the <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116826>Rules.
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832>This is a good user-created guide to the rules.
Lastly, <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.55865>here is your guide to BBcode.

Behave well, and flaming badgers of internet justice will not have to be sent after you.

 

[Contun]

Just stick with me, everyone here looks up to me as their hero and mentor....

[small]I wish that this wasn't sarcasm...[/small]

Yeah.. who are you again?

I'm Contun, silly...

And I never got a obligatory cookie, what gives?

You don't need a cookie, your internet ego is big enough as it is
[small]I kid![/small]

I merely speak the truth!

 

[TailsRodrigez]

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Sup Dudeski, welcome to the community

We're all perfectly nice people.. exept max the reaper, who WILL kill you just to watch you die

 

[cernik]

ok, so tell me if I have this right
1. do not talk about the escapist
2. DO NOT talk about the escapist
3. the escapist is to the internet as rapture is to the other cities of the world
4. watch out for max the reaper
5. everyone here is god/the highest pillar of the community
6. stay away from ravenholm
7. eat your obligatory cookie quickly
8. The rules are just simple guidelines you don't have to follow
9. if you don't follow said simple guidelines the moderators will ban your ass
9.5 watch out for the flaming badgers of internet justice
10. you can have your cake and eat it too if in the event it is not in fact a lie

is that right?